random_text.txt

[neverendingmidi]

I couldn’t get access to my brother’s semen while I was in France, lol.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

he's a full time youtuber playing a character who's convinced he's the hybrid of FPS Russia and Nic Cage in Lord of War.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I'm not sure if I would equate dementia with pure retardation but tomato, potato I spose.

 

[Watcher]

He got Autism Armour

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Let's say you're just tired of your tits.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Alcohol and paper bags have done wonders for the sex industry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I thought chinks were supposed to be smart, must have been a nigger in a past life.

b.o., piss, and unwashed crusty cum stained pants. it's truly wonderful.

 

[Cats]

tealeaf is one of my favroite GENERAL CHAT cat chat chit-chatters

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This reminds me of something I will probably never forget, which is awful trans porn Kevin retweeted that I clicked on without thinking. In it, a post-op was trying to insert a dildo into his neovagina and was struggling to squeeze it in, so he got a second dildo and started hammering the first one in with it.

Now that I'm retelling it, though, it sounds more like a joke from a cartoon than something I saw unfold before my eyes like an Eldritch horror.

That's what Lovecraft really envisioned when he wrote Y'golonac.

 

[Meat Target]

You always said I was a bad father. At least I've never tried to kill my children.

I have a feeling when she pops this one out it's going to be worse off than the cripple.

Baby's first Jihad.

 

[NerdShamer]

How the fuck do so many grown men get sucked into this vortex of autism? How did you come across the community for making text-to-speech rants about other speds with really long usernames for liking different preschool entertainment than you do?

Seriously Null, add this.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When I was in 3rd grade, some other kid told me that during puberty your dick falls off and you grow a new one. I believed it for awhile.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

On top of that normal adblock doesn't work because of some jewish magic that my brain is to small to explain.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Disney is run by pedophiles.
Only a pedophile would support the DMCA.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Take a girl or guy on HRT, covered in tattoos, that advertise their favourite games/movies, then surround them with consumerist stuff. Wearing the latest promotional cosplay, and makeup, filiming dildoing themselves with a funkopop to finance their lifestyle. A corporate marketers dream? Is that the endgame?

I'd like to see this bitch eat a salad

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Huh, I wonder what happens to all these disgusting coomer-tainted toys when they get thrown away. Is there a giant island in the Pacific, composed entirely of rainbow colored three-foot-long dildos? The mind boggles. Thanks for fucking up Mother Earth, faggots.

Everybody loves a freak show, and they provide one for free.

Jazzy Jeff has been trying to warn us about his abusive behavior for decades

The gist is that if you tell a joke and somebody doesn't like it, that's an invitation for violence.

 

[JethroTullamore]

He reclaimed his masculinity by doing the most manly thing possible: fucking another man.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

The latter of these will produce roughly 7,250 fanfics, half from tumblr women writing overblown slowburn Blake/Yang romance, and half from coomer twitter men pretending that their futa harem piss kink foot fetish fics are wholesome and quirky.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I was going to say Eggman needs to get the bussy, as in bat pussy, but then remembered the gays already pre-ruined that term and it made me sad.

 

[Decepticon Spy]

This would have been avoided, if they made the marriage open to mockery instead of cuckery.