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[L50LasPak]

 

[Sneeds]

 

[I Ride Bike]

Couple kingcobrajfs quotes
"I may have been born yesterday, but I wasn't born last night"
"I could see myself with a hot, goth girlfriend in the near distant future"
“I’m God’s gift to vagina”

 

[Dvsilverwing]

This made me chuckle recently

 

[seri0us]

I work with an old perv, once in a blue moon a troon walks in, I always shout him over to check out the skirt, daft old fuck falls for it every time.

 

[Inebriated Raccoon]

This made me laugh
Archive of tweet

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Blacked]

“ARE YOU HAPPY, ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU'RE SHOWING THE WORLD IM SUICIDALAND CRAZY, ARE YOU HAPPY?”
-Puppychan in response to her grooming allegations, source:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/autum...awpawchan48-puppkittyfan1.70438/post-11531622

 

[Bloitzhole]

I have a weakness for some of melinda scotts more insane ramblings

Viruses are 4 dimensional spirit matter that take over the body and kill it's host when the host is defiled or unclean.

I have bathed myself in essential oils, which have the ability to cleanse your blood. Essential oils can permeate all cells, down to the atom, especially one that I know of, but I won't share that wisdom BECAUSE it's secret knowledge

I am more suspicious of tall men, I believe they are decendents of Nephillim

Me personally, I have the ability to connect to the 4th dimension. I can both hear and feel kinetic energies when people talk, type and walk around

 

[A Man on Fire]

I've been neglecting this thread for a bit but I want some more random quotes. Submit some favorites.

What I'm looking for:
- Couple sentences max.
- Is interesting out of context, optimally begs a question.
- Not a quote from me.
- Links to thread where it originates is a huge bonus.

Does not have to reference the Kiwi Farms.

“Peculiar? Oh I don’t know, fairly run-of-the-mill I should call him. Yes, more-or-less-the usual type”

and

“‘Chah!’, I said with reference to Freddy Widgeon, ‘Chah! The man shall be less than dust beneath my chariot wheels!’”

both quotes are from P.G. Wodehouse “Jeeves and Wooster”

 

[Rungle]

"Dr. Fauchi, give us vaccines!''

 

[Bessie]

Unfortunately it started raining faggots:

 

[Kalsarikännit]

My personal favorite:

 

[Blacked]

“Ignorance of the lawl is not an esscuse”

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/daddy-derek-savage.14449/

 

[lolnah]

I will forever repost this

 

[Blacked]

I think the mask is slipping and our impersonator doesn't realize it's illegal to post someone else's SSN like that...

Call the feds apparently that is what you do to shut people up... Oh will you post that court saying the state dropped the child porn charges due to lack of evidence?


Source: Ron Collins thread, someone by the name of “WraithOfRonCollins” has entered claiming to be Ron Collins, the Pedo Stolen Honor Fake Ninja, and is spamming the thread, along with leaking Ron’s SSN. However there is still no confirmation to if it’s Ron
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ron-collins-draven-azropht.34120/post-11782341

 

[BiggerChungus]

View attachment 3233515

 

[Foxxo]

But will Null go back through the backlog?

 

[Blacked]

Synthia/Phillip/Zephyr deserves to be immortalized on this site forever, here’s a collection of some of my favorite quotes

Threads: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/phili...oxxo-dragon_master12-0-empress-sombra.117044/

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/cant-a-person-have-a-chance-to-change.117669/post-11749988

 

[Bessie]

Good to meet you here. I too am vaxed