random_text.txt

[Bubble Ba'ath]

“I’m trying to figure out how we get them to have Pokémon Go to the polls.”

Can be paired with "Im JUST CHILLIN in CEDAR RAPIDS" too:

 

[Useless(?) Boomer]

Since most quotes come from cows themselves, why not make them link to their respective threads? Just a thought

I really like the idea that it links to the post or thread where it originated!!!

But is it true most quotes come from cows? Going through the thread it doesn't seem like it...and as someone who was recently quoted on here (and proudly so, thanks!) you've got me feeling a little self-conscious (ha ha jk...kinda)

 

[Jaimas]

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking dogs.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

I would like the quote I said last year in the Bam Margera thread to be included this:

"He's going to learn the lesson that Chris Farley did that the human heart can't handle both fatness and drug abuse. You have to pick one or the other."

 

[make_it_so]

"I would get more enjoyment out of a monkey than a woman." - Nick Fuentes

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

No u can go if u want if u say u a girl then u a girl

 

[Sally]

"Feast upon my grotesque body horror tits!"
"Wank off to me now, you know it makes sense"

or any quotes from this video

edit thread

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/alexan...s-gordon-jones-farshnuke-alasdair-jakes.18637

 

[Monchey]

"You should be living in a home you fucking sick fuck."

https://youtu.be/8urBJ44m2G0?t=44

 

[Sir Dank-a-Lot]

“Arrrrgh” (shits pants) “Shit” ~Gunt on Killstream

 

[Catboys the Musical]

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

"Anyone who relies on Twitter for their "livelihood" should just slit their wrists and be done with it."

 

[TV's Adam West]

Official Sponsor of The Killstream

 

[Hate]

How about some Lucas"ratio" Roberts and friends

 

[Same Shit Different Ass]

"I am the biggest Mario Golf slut"
- Chibi Nekodemyx
There's a video of it somewhere

 

[Penis Drager]

This thread was supposed to be about debating IQ, not collecting exotic varieties of mental retardation. Holy shit.

 

[Mind Goblins]

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"If it's any consolation, Greer's therapist thinks this case has merit and she can understand why he sued the producers and she thinks it was wrong what they did to him."

 

[Blacked]

“Do we gotta be transphobic about this? Like please criticise puppychan she's a horrible person but there's no need roping other trans folk who haven't done shit lmao, there's ways to go after someone without being bigoted ”
-DewEnjoyer, a Twitter artist who joined the forum on the day the Puppychan grooming scandal happened, and tried to make an appeal to end the transphobia

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/autum...awpawchan48-puppkittyfan1.70438/post-11537715

 

[Kusanigga]

By the way, I don't have a homosexual, all i have is Heterosexual and i am not lolcow

 

[Table Country]

I know it's bad form to quote myself

The farmers looked from man to gunt, and from gunt to man, and from man to gunt again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

But I do think it would look good at the top of the site.

 

[Yarp64371234]

Go back to Reddit, you fucking retard.

Among everyone. Selection for intelligence ended so now we're retarded.