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IF I SHIT MYSELF, I WOULD TELL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! I'D PROBABLY MAKE MORE MONEY OFF SHITTING MYSELF! I MIGHT PULL DOWN MY FUCKING PANTS AND SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE TODAY! DO THEY REALLY KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS I'M DOING?! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT BEING HATED! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU TALKING YOUR SHIT, I GET PAID EITHER WAY! DO YOU THINK I WOULD GIVE A FUCK, I WOULDN'T, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A FRAUD LIKE NICK REKIETA, AND AUGIE, AND ALL THESE COCKSUCKING FAGGOTS, THAT'S THE DIFFERENCE! I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, THE MONEY COMES IN REGARDLESS! I COULD SHIT ALL OVER MYSELF AND I'D STILL GET PAID! THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M TALENTED, THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M CHARISMATIC, THAT'S 'CAUSE I PUT ON SHOWS THAT NOBODY ELSE IS FUCKING PUTTING ON! THAT'S WHY I GET PAID REGARDLESS, THAT'S WHY IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY CASES THEY PUT ON ME, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW MANY LAWSUITS PEOPLE FILE, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE FUCK THEY DO, PEOPLE TUNE IN TO ME ' CAUSE I'M AN ENTERTAINER, AND I'M BETTER AT IT THAN ANYONE IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING SEKTUR, FROM THE TOP ON DOWN! AND THAT INCLUDES EVERYBODY!
 
Yes I did do pedo actions. I did like cub.
I don't do any of that anymore. I have been clean for a good 5 weeks.-Synthia

If this doesn't become a quote, I will be sorely disappointed and I will stop production of all diet coke.

Edit: Saw this was already posted but don't care. That pedo shit should be immortalized before he ropes himself.
 
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"I am an atheist, ex-military, motorcyclist, history major, who has spent time in prison thanks to feminist law, slept with women of every race, rebuilt cars, written a novel, play guitar and saxaphone, and am handsome as all hell, despite a Picard-like baldness, and I drive a 93' sports car I rebuilt myself (paid a mechanic to do the allignment), I'm bisexual, have had MMF, MFF, MFMF, have slept with Male TF, Female TG, and I plan to get weirder." - Davis Aurini


What makes it even funnier is that he has since joined the TradCath grift like so many other Alt Right figures. Unfortunately, his thread(s) aren't very active.


 
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This was from last year when a user admitted to having gay sex with his friend.
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FuckedUp said:
fine i'll just repost it:

so uhhhh.... i lost my anal virginity

okay so i went over to the gay guy's house. now to preface, we weren't ever friends but we've known each other since kindergarten (my town does K-8 so we basically either met in kindergarten or freshman year of high school). (this is relevant in a bit). so he had sex before but i haven't so we took turns so i could get a feel for what i like more (idk why the fuck i'm writing this). then he started trying to make out with me and i pushed him off and he said he's had a crush on me since 7th grade. i left right after that and now i'm home drinking beer unsure how the fuck to feel about shit. i thought i was a top but bottoming actually felt really good. pretty sure i'm vers
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Here's the repost of it from him.
and a link to the post
I never seen a man powerlevel as hard as he did. on that thread :story:
 
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