Crossover 8/27/2022 Andy Warski vs. Salt Papi - Ethan Ralph bitched out of the fight blaming Jim and a-logs, "Salt Papi" enters the ring at the O2 Arena in London

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Who will win?

  • Andy Warski

    Votes: 28 21.7%

  • Salt Papi

    Votes: 101 78.3%
  • Total voters
    129
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FundusOHoolihan said:
If anyone's gonna bitch out, it's Ralph. He's reading this right now. Ralph, I see you using lil rozy as an excuse to stay home, but if you pump and freeze like you did before the bowlerama, I'm sure she'll be just fine.
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Just to glom on here - Ralph, if you're reading this - we'll have MUCH more respect for you if you show and lose to Andy than if you don't show at all.


Remember Tonka. You were there. Don't be Tonka.
 
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Ralph almost certainly won't clear medical and will try to wiggle his way out of it if he can.

Showing up and getting stomped is the only way he can pull any sort of dignity out of this but I would be genuinely surprised if he actually shows.
 
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Mr E. Grifter said:
I think that once the contract is signed Ralph will not be able to back out - until then, he has the excuse of not getting paid enough. He can front and wigger it up, when really it is clear as day that it's just a cope to excuse his obvious fear of getting his Gunt boxed off.

Once it is signed, he's going to be in a tight spot. Unlike Donga, we have a face cam, we have someone who posts his whole fucking life on Twitter. We will know if he's training - LOL - and the quality of said training.

If Andy starts cutting promos on a heavy bag, doing pad work with PPP, showing his clear athletic advantage Ralph is going to scare. A Logs are going to have a field day.
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Never underestimate Ralph’s lack of integrity. Ralph will boldly pussy out for a token bullshit reason, then he will continue doing his show, talking shit and making idle threats as if nothing happened, like a boss. He will not be bothered by the fact that he disparaged TonkaSaw for the same thing. And unlike TonkaSaw, Ralph would never go on stream and acknowledge the situation as “miserable.” On the contrary, Ralph will call it a massive success. If anyone disagrees, he will block them and talk shit behind the block. Out of sight, out of mind.

I’m sure it’s been said in the last 18 pages, but this man recently had his skull fractured and is clearly under the influence of coke or some other substance(s). He also recently had a heart attack and has several other risk factors which make this fight unacceptably dangerous. He’s not getting licensed.
 
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#KillAllPedos said:
Never underestimate Ralph’s lack of integrity. Ralph will boldly pussy out for a token bullshit reason, then he will continue doing his show, talking shit and making idle threats as if nothing happened, like a boss. He will not be bothered by the fact that he disparaged TonkaSaw for the same thing. And unlike TonkaSaw, Ralph would never go on stream and acknowledge the situation as “miserable.” On the contrary, Ralph will call it a massive success. If anyone disagrees, he will block them and talk shit behind the block. Out of sight, out of mind.

I’m sure it’s been said in the last 18 pages, but this man recently had his skull fractured and is clearly under the influence of coke or some other substance(s). He also recently had a heart attack and has several other risk factors which make this fight unacceptably dangerous. He’s not getting licensed.
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Traumatic Brain Injuries are not something to be trifled with. Ralph, however, is a fucking idiot and probably thinks of his beatdown as the flu. Once you're healed, it's fine!
 
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Ralph is just waiting for a date so he can perfectly time another premie Ralphababy, it's the perfect excuse even if he wasn't with his mare when she was giving birth to the latest ralphacritter
 
#KillAllPedos said:
Never underestimate Ralph’s lack of integrity. Ralph will boldly pussy out for a token bullshit reason, then he will continue doing his show, talking shit and making idle threats as if nothing happened, like a boss. He will not be bothered by the fact that he disparaged TonkaSaw for the same thing. And unlike TonkaSaw, Ralph would never go on stream and acknowledge the situation as “miserable.” On the contrary, Ralph will call it a massive success. If anyone disagrees, he will block them and talk shit behind the block. Out of sight, out of mind.

I’m sure it’s been said in the last 18 pages, but this man recently had his skull fractured and is clearly under the influence of coke or some other substance(s). He also recently had a heart attack and has several other risk factors which make this fight unacceptably dangerous. He’s not getting licensed.
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All of this is highly likely.

On whether Ralph would pass a physical - I am not so sure I would rule him out on that. The website for the Association of Boxing Commissions and Competitive Sport has a section going over the medical requirements for each states commission.

Arkansas in particular seems like the ideal state for Ralph:
Arkansas (AR) – confirmed by John Mattingly.

Blood work: None at this time.
Physical: Pre-fight physical only.
Eye Exam: None at this time.
EKG: Not at this time.
Radiological Exams: None at this time.
Neurological Exam: Not at this time.
Urinalysis: Not at this time.
Female Fighters: No additional requirements at this time.
Older Fighters: No additional requirements at this time.
Additional Requirements: None at this time.
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This is as of 2017, so it may have changed, but the website overall seems to be updated regularly.
 
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If Dick pressured Ralph to fight he'd pretty much have to do it, out of fear of disappointing his daddy.

Dick is terminally unfunny but pushing the piggy to fight would redeem him a lot, in my eyes at least.
 
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BrainProlapse said:
If Dick pressured Ralph to fight he'd pretty much have to do it, out of fear of disappointing his daddy.

Dick is terminally unfunny but pushing the piggy to fight would redeem him a lot, in my eyes at least.
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God forbid anything happened to piggy, who would diddler dax have to talk about childern with then. On that point, how in gods name could you still acossicate with someone like that now you have childern, boggles the fucking mind honestly.
 
If Piggy can book a flight to Lisbon out of spite, he can show up to flop on Warski out of spite. Not that'd he'd ever pass Medical like Tonka but you know, at least make an effort.
 
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This will never happen because Warski and Ralph are both bitchmade pussies who are scared of each other. That said I would absolutely love to see both of them get punched in the face repeatedly, but I assume we will have to wait until they each get into another dumb fight by acting like retards in public.
 
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Ralph needs to be made to understand that this time is different. There's still some goodwill left towards him, as in even though he's a hypocrite towards MundaneMatt for example it still doesn't feel right to just pile on him thoughtlessly the way an SJW goes off on someone who made a "racist" comment. However, drawing this fight out for months/half a year only to no show is absolutely unforgiveable. Bitch out if you must Ethan but make sure you do it within the week and you won't be (much) worse off. You may not care what a random Nazi Cthulhu poster thinks but I'm sure there are many others like me. Do not fuck with our lulz.
 
I really wish this could happen. The absolute curb stomping Ethan would get fighting him would produce so much corn. Too bad Ralph will just not show up though.
 
I think Ralph could win. His udders and gunt can probably absorb a huge amount of damage. All he'll have to do is not fall over while Andy is raining down punches on him, which shouldn't be too difficult thanks to the manlet's low center of gravity. Once Andy tires himself out, kick him over with those strong gunt-carrying legs and then just sit on him.
 
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