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[Alex Krycek]

 

[Kirk Van Houten]

I'm anticipating the birth of this flipper babby more than either of the biological parents. I want to see it. I HAVE to see it. I need to see the flipper baby with no kidneys.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Some choice quotes from Nate Spidgewood

(PUNCHES YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE VERY SEVERLY)

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nate-s...d-nate-speed-nathaniel43284.2175/post-2123542

FUCK YOU, WIKIPEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP FUCKING REVERTING OR I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nate-s...d-nate-speed-nathaniel43284.2175/post-3267903

AND HOW *DARE* YOU SAY "NO ONE GIVES A CRAP ABOUT YOUR ASPIRING CARTOONIST CAREER" AND "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A CAREER*, YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I *WILL* HAVE A CAREER, I'M *TRYING* TO *FULFILL* MY DREAMS WITH MY ANIMATIONS AND COMICS, UNLESS YOU *HATE* MY FRIGGIN' ART STYLE WITH A BURNING PASSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nate-s...d-nate-speed-nathaniel43284.2175/post-3324360

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Enforcing borders is something that Hitler would do. Everyone knows that Hitler had the utmost respect for national boundaries.

 

[valis]

And another 10 years for felony obesity and another 10 for felony incessantly calling people "child" in a totally gay voice.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I don't know about you guys, but paying over $100 to fill my gas tank to own Putin gives me gender euphoria.

 

[Tinten]

My two favorites:

Ah, Kiwi Farms. Come for the delusions troons, stay for the bat fellatio vids.

If my happiness in life was dependent on being a contortionist in a Mongolian Midget circus, well I'd be setting myself up for disappointment, wouldn't I?

 

[Meat Target]

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"If it's a horror novel, you should just use your face as the cover".

 

[Sealbaby]

When I was in school, we had this class where everyone sat around grooming eachother like monkeys.

 

[I Love Beef]

"Even though Marvel and DC completely exploit their creative talent, you should still work there." -FROG, Comicsgate thread, page source

 

[Pink Panther]

I pledge allegiance, to the fags, of the Troonited States of America, and to the she buff tits, for which they ma'am, dialation, of the mods, with free CP and girl dicks for all.

 

[Doxmatix]

Not sure if this has been featured before in the vid box but:

 

[SCSI]

From chat, courtesy of @SiccDicc (it was a conversation about architecture):

Never lick modern.
Lick ancient.
Lick it.

My street name 8bit, yo. You get in my face, I'm gonna mess up your Google footprint.

Inflation is low if you eat televisions.

idc if ppl hate me here you;re all queer

I'm autistic not a sociopath, get it right.

Does a skirt in the woods go spinny if no disgusted cishets are there to see it and smash that like button?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

What's the gender affirming thing to hit your mom with? It's not bread, is it? What a masc thing to hit ur mom with?

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

I might watch a reality show about that. Fat, gender-ambiguous blobs rolling around on a darkened gymnasium floor of the rec center they rented out, moaning that they're being anally penetrated by William Howard Taft.

 

[Muskcarpone]

To be clear, his manifesto does mention rape 120 times. I literally just ctrl+f'd rape.

He is technically correct because he doesn't mention rape 120 times. He ACTUALLY mentioned it 175 times.

 

[Sirfaggot]

"I'M A LOLCOW ON A FUCKING RAMPAGE"

-Nick Fuentes

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I've never been more disapointed from anyone on Kiwifarms.

I expected a Hot Ozzie Tomboy, what I got was the worlds biggest turbo dyke.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

They bully and even kill the autists of the animal kingdom, a/k/a porpoises, purely for shits and giggles.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kyle-kallgren-oancitizen-brows-held-high.37033/page-51#post-10800880

What breaks a man so utterly that even while his enemies fall, he begs their forgiveness?