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[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I hope he really does draw a kiwi bird getting screwed by a black guy

 

[Piss Bear]

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Good thing we're in a thread about dolls so you can show us where you were touched on one of them.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's clear he wants it to be uwu big mommy but also be a wolf

Jewish Disney Drone is even worse than a regular Disney Drone

Ph.Ds are pieces of paper that prove you read and wrote a shitload of papers, and got yourself into a shitload of debt, making incredibly wealthy people even richer, so you can have access to jobs others without such opportunities cannot. Degrees are not an indicator of one's talent or knowledge. They are proof of loyalty to academia.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm going to invent a new genre of story called hopefuck. It will be about how you can fix a darkened miserable world by fucking your wife and having kids. The protagonists will be ordinary people like you and me and the antagonists will be a strange breed of creature that are afraid of people having babies and not being angry all the time.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He's the pickle suited nigger.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I like beating people up and dating brown tomboys too

 

[Zero Day Defense]

I wanna be elected DA of San Francisco then I would hire out a judge dread style death squad to pop any nigga poopin' on the street. Even if they are Indian, those fuckers gonna get hands. You can't teach a hobo how to work, but you can teach him not to poop in the street after you suplex that nigger into a garbage can.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

You know a thread is going to be good when the cow is both a racist AND a pedophile

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

It's so... flat. Like a penis with all the inside sucked out so it's just a sad, flat bag of sexual dissatisfaction.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

The denizens of the Emerald Isle had sufficiently whitewashed the pre-Columbian origins of the potato

 

[Meat Target]

This doesn't make me support abortion. It makes me support public flogging.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i was an albino as a kid and morphed into a jew

gene therapy is neat

i dont live in my mom's basement i live in her 3 million dollar home

ive tried escaping the freemason shit many times before it just has never worked, im sure k8 tried escaping too and just got fat

 

[Buttz McSmellington]

Disheveled Human said:​

you were only in 6 groups how can you lose track of the lolicon pedo group its not even buried under other groups?

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

@Davis O'Shaughnessy

I'll try to get in Touch with pedoguy

 

[Doctor Ivo Robotnik Sr.]

Geranium said:
Righto, where to start with this one? Let's start with Tony's penis

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

This is more tone deaf than then when a coworker asked me how I was doin one day and my reflex was to say "oh, I'm alive" but her daughter had just hung herself two days before.

They're not going to nuke their own country. They'd continue to be the ruling elite, but they'd be the ruling elite of a burnt out, radioactive shitheap.

today I learned that Home Depot is the hot and happening place for the luxury gays. The more you know.

No one fucks with a man who projects his love of spinach and goofy strongmen.

 

[I am vomit]

I like beating people up and dating brown tomboys too

brown tomboys aren't real, man

 

[veeeeeeeee]

"I don't think people are lurking anymore, they're registering with zero concept of what kind of community this is and with no intention of figuring it out. They just want to blow chunks in every direction."

banger sentence

 

[Aunt Carol]

You don't think Hitler did anything wrong but you can tell a good number of people disagree.