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[Lurker]

@Gimmick Account via chat

iɽ fuck a regular dolphin as long as the thought of river dolphins didn't enter my mind

 

[Skitarii]

He'll have an epic and based life. He'd find a Russian wife that likes to play SS13 and have to healthy kids and live in a happy house with a farm in Arkansas. Also he will run a campaign and will become mayor of Arkansas (that's how he will earn money).

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Motion to refer to all of Russ's brothel trips as "penis vacations."

 

[SCSI]

Tell your mother to stop being a Nazi.

The really glowie question is not "are we watching?", it is "are we masturbating?"

Spoiler

Yes, yes we all are.

Edit sorry I'm off my face on street drugs.

Also we saw a dude with a Mohawk chewing on a circuit board with wire attached to it for some reason.

@Prophetic Spirit wants chat to know something:

I EAT ASS

 

[I am vomit]

With the time it takes to get her to waddle to the bedroom, pull and scoot herself on the bed, set up the car jack to lift her belly, and find her genitals in the mass of thigh, fupa, and labia, a five hour sex session means she got to have three minutes of what I guess you can call coitus.

“Gee, blobfish, maybe lynching isn’t a bad idea for niggers.”

He's not a Ladykiller, he's showing to the little pygmy who gets to be top of infant society.

Yeah, that’s not an allergy, that’s a condition doctors call “what happens when you do meth.”

I’ll be sure to do more diligent research next time I make a shitpost about jerking off

At this point Null should give a tranny award. It takes serious skill to troon out on Kiwi Farms

I guess you either watch the tranny slowly kill themselves or live long enough to become one.

if ur curious about chicks with dicks ask somewhere else

We'll both have to continue observing this Teflon Tard pretending to be Jesus then.

BITCH WAKE THE UP FREEMASONS ARE COMING TO GET US TIME TO GO TO ATLANTIS and mcdonalds coupons

black ppl count as friends u poser

 

[Skitarii]

Okay. First of all, a nigger unironically named himself "Kang". Not "King". "Kang".

Secondly, this guy was so ass mad at seeing all the black women searching for white men on dating apps that he actually made an app that forces black women to only see black men.

 

[Meiwaku]

From Chat:

I trust Null's expertise in the whiteness of assholes

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I never understood that kind of dumb performative and yet really expensive shit. Suppose I found out my plumber fucks dogs. Am I going to rip out my plumbing now? What the fuck.

 

[Meiwaku]

"Most of y'all don't know how to fuck transwomen"
Ok, sorry. I can't make your scarred-up axe wound feel good. I'm not Vicodin.

It's like a retarded Sisyphus dragging giant black horse dildo up a mountain

How does shitting your pants help us win the culture war?

Just gonna interrupt this conversation about poop-eating and fingering to say that Nick is a serious political figure who is gonna take over the Republican party any day now

"Not only did you get crated but I got to piss all over UX's floor. Im territorial. I'm a very territorial animal" -Nick Fuentes

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Nigga how do you get dumped by a hooker. Like just pay them more what the fuck.

There are many sluts who show bob and vagine on the internet but not so many who will film themselves being fucked by a cgi spider while calling the viewer Shelob. The demand for increasingly weird custom porn is there so there is money to be made.

That's a sign of your own insanity, much like the Islamic Content badge to attack anything trad and promote neo-liberal values.

the straightest thing in the world: two guys sitting in their underwear in a hotel room. One of them is wearing panties, the other may be wearing a chastity cage.

Trans people are actually the most at risk for suicide 5 to 7 months after Hot Dog Arts and Crafts.

 

[Skitarii]

"Mentally retarded 12 year old girls fight monsters then suck their older brother's dick volume 887"

 

[PBR Streetgang]

My penis is sloughing off in sheets. (◕ ﺮ ◕✿)

 

[Puff]

the secret ingredient is crime

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

fucking psychotic jews trying to circumcise a penis suit

You never want to be in a pub in Europe when the Welch girls are having a hen night.

From Wedgedick to Wedgehole

"Hot Dog Arts and Crafts" is what I'll be calling gender confirmation surgery from now on, thanks.

THE WEDGE IS DEAD
LONG LIVE THE CONE

Wedge needs to unprivate his Twitter, I haven't waited over a year for his SRS to not see the inside of his new circus tent.

That's prolly gonna be the first thing Wedge/Funnel learns, magic tricks with his neoclussy.

 

[Altera]

I am King.

One of the many many I am King. Posts from Alex Knapik-Levert

 

[Haint]

now that i have k8s telephone number i must pledge my undying love to her forever to spread her flowered labia for me

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If that's what it takes to be free and say nigger on the internet then so be it fuck those grannies.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"I am the most sane person you will ever encounter, stalker."

 

[makeup]

i dont care to associate with a fat person of that magnitude

Alex Knapik-Levert on Null

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Whaddya' mean ya boombaclat battybois play minecraft?"

Does this sesame street character has any shame?

Well well, you don't say? Good job this penis expert is here to put everybody straight.
I learn something new about my cock everyday.

 

[I am vomit]

The “glans” always looks so horrific, like the baloney’s been semi-sliced and the end chunk is about to fall off. At a guess, the surgical method is to dislodge a small flap of baloney skin from the sausage, fold it up in a kind of n shape, then sew the raw ends down and hope it takes. It’s a really poor facsimile of the real thing.

You'd be hard pressed to find a sect who believes Jesus was crucified for fucking his senile mother, though.

Holy fucking shit dude. Imagine hanging out at the community pool and a piece of necrotic baloney goes floating past, pursued by a strange-looking genderbeast crying out, “My penis!”

Oh yeah, remember when Jesus sued the doctors of the mental clinic he was in? My favorite part of Bible.

He can look at a child and watch MLP at the same time. And you guys are saying he's a retard who lost the genetic lottery.