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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Trying to bond with someone while having a panic attack isn't really that sexy it turns out.

 

[stupid frog]

Anyone wanna start a "Do you like to discuss the size of your cock with friends" thread?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

STOCHASTIC TERRORISM against TRANS WOMEN

Game closed due to dicks.

/Edit. Forgetting where I am, not the place for this discussion I presume. Anyone wanna start a "Do you like to discuss the size of your cock with friends" thread?

Till I see ya again, boys, keep yer dicks right-side out.

 

[Penis Drager]

The guy in front of me didn't wash his hands, so I'm going lick his ass.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

my baby died because it starved to death
NO MALARKEY, YOURE NOT BLACK

my baby died because it was shot
*DOES A LINE OF HAIR* LETS DO THIS SHIT

"Donald Trump killed my son and stole his xbox."

 

[Where's Waldo?]

 

[tranny2000]

It's rather impressive how you bill yourself as a savant and author, but can't manage to write a fucking forum post that makes sense.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

In a just world, the introduction of the $5,000 consoomer drink would be met with universal mockery, especially by the types of people who can actually afford to spend $5,000 on a single drink.

* Fetid
* Sinister
* Necrotic
* Malodorous
* Rank

I'd say "I'm surprised she didn't get into gender/enby stuff too" but then I remembered that the very disturbed younger sister she molested already has.

 

[thegooddoctor]

his fake designer pussy is farting uncontrollably how is this not home page worthy?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I'd be fleeing into the arms of a hot Bangkok ladyboy. I'd definitely rather bang cock in Bangkok with anyone but keffals.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Plato would rip off Rhys's head and shit down his neck.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE put this on the header it's the best thing ever on the site.

 

[I am vomit]

And he doesn't sparkle like a faggot

am I also 14 or at least underage? Because I am not going to bang a 14 year old as an adult. I have standards ffs.

We've got at least one pedo, one pedo sympathizer, and one freak into DDLG that need a good tossin'.

>live in Detroit
>vacation in Chicago
For what purpose? Might as well have stayed home.

Remember, he's got his dickchop scheduled already. Can't afford any doubts now!

At 34, Chibi learned to stay off the Internet. His brother learned to lock the door.

kill yourself Null ur a fat fuckin loser for permabanning ppl on ur unprofitable harassment forum

I'm starting to see the appeal of throwing troons down stairs, so I try not to judge violent maniacs too harshly.

only fat faggots eat at burger king in the first place. what did he expect

Having done 15 in 24hrs as an overly testosteroned 14yr old who managed to rent his first porno video while his parents were gone for the weekend (this was WAY before the Internet was anything outside of military bunkers and university libraries) I can say that there's no chance in hell for this. My wiener was so sore by the 13th it was more pain then pleasure and by the 15th had pink streaks inside my spooge and called it off in fear, that there is NO chance the guy did 37 in 24hrs without cumming buckets of blood and destroying his reproductive system for life. (this would be a positive however, and the most unique way of winning a Darwin award I ever heard of.)

WHAT is wrong with her head? She looks like someone squeezed a balloon in the middle.

To be fair I'd be a frigid asexual too if I had to spend any amount of time pretending to be dating amberlynn for rent money.

I often find that yelling at distressed people makes them see the error of their ways and wins then over to the cause.

“Babyfurs in education”

I haven’t even started reading yet and I’m already horrified.

So, just to clarify... someone with fucking epilepsy... is driving round Lexington... with a 600 pound cannonball... who cannot fit in a seatbelt.

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[ScooterL]

-S T E N C H

 

[Cats]

there is some weirdo schizophrene in chat rn and it is making me uncomfy





This was eventually cleared up, however:

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

there is some weirdo schizophrene in chat rn and it is making me uncomfy

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This was eventually cleared up, however:

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Two poles.

 

[Blackhole]

Then he shouted "this is TERF country!" and started attacking me with Dave Chappelle DVDs and a hardcover limited edition signed version of Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban - fat Casey Anthony

biden really on his knees going "please man, i suck yo dick for lower gas prices"

That there is our Secretary of Transportation. He sucks dicks, gets fucked in the ass and eats cum.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Go complain about your diddling on reddit.

 

[tehpope]

Not just regular autism it’s boomer lead paint autism

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If her social media presence is any indication, she's probably pissed because she's got 11 of the abortions on her Planned Parenthood punchcard and she was gonna get free heroin with number 12.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

My nigga in Christ, you are asking way too many questions regarding sex with women