The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[The Final Troondown]

Holy shit yeah, this is very unhinged. On top of what you pointed out about how there is no trans genocide (unlike the alpaca genocide), I find Penny ascribing all these things to "ya fucks" to be very bizarre. As if the same group of people is behind the Armenian Genocide, the Troubles, and Earl's extremely real attacks. I mean I knew we were all radfem tradcaths but I didn't know we were also Young Turks and Ulster Loyalists. But I think Penny is just unconsciously doing that SJW thing of "there's the RIGHT side of history and the WRONG side bucko and you chuds are on the WRONG side" and so for him it makes perfect sense to say that whatever nebulous alt-right enemy he is addressing essentially is all genocidaires or oppressors throughout history. Sorry MAGA chud but you lost in Berlin 1945, you lost at Appomattox 1865, you lost when the Mamluks stopped the Mongols and ya gonna lose today! So bizarre and indicative of a deeply stupid view of history powerful, intimidating, and cool. I mean did you see that patch? We better stop the genocide plan you guys, call Earl.

Also PS I call Penny Penny and Bonnie Bonnie etc. because besides Kevin I don't care to memorize all the deadnames just to be scrupulously anti-woke in my language. I already spend too many brain cells knowing about these troons, I'm not gonna memorize twice as many names and which are which. Penny is... Paul? and Bonnie's original name was El Mucho Gordo con Queso Rotundo or something.

Me and the lads from the UVF terrorising catholics

also regarding bushmills:

According to one story, as far back as 1276, an early settler called Sir Robert Savage of Ards, before defeating the Irish in battle, fortified his troops with "a mighty drop of acqua vitae".[4] In 1608, a licence was granted to Sir Thomas Phillips by King James I to distil whiskey.[5]

Congrats moron, you're basically drinking the official whisky of the OG irish conquest

I was looking (fruitlessly) for a drone video of the tranch and I came across this.

Redd_Scared: Queer Liberation + Interview w/ Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!​

43 views Streamed live on Mar 12, 2022 Comrade K discusses queer liberation with members of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

I have wagie shit so I canna watch now, but it might be lulzy.

JFC our boy Jen looks like Howard Stern after ten years on the streets with a habit

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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JFC our boy Jen looks like Howard Stern after ten years on the streets with a habit

While he does look like a hobo Howard Stern I think that's Pennywise and Jarrod (Fedposter J).

 

[The Final Troondown]

I was looking (fruitlessly) for a drone video of the tranch and I came across this.

Redd_Scared: Queer Liberation + Interview w/ Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!​

43 views Streamed live on Mar 12, 2022 Comrade K discusses queer liberation with members of the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch!

I have wagie shit so I canna watch now, but it might be lulzy.

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JFC our boy Jen looks like Howard Stern after ten years on the streets with a habit

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An invitation to visit their shooting range, followed up by immediate begging for gun accessories:
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And this is their "shooting range", lest anyone has forgotten:
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A giant pile of alpaca shit out on their wasteland. Nice.


Btw, Kevin apparently tweeted about their visit to Katrina Mora's family:

That poor kid is probably very confused looking at Phil & Kevin and being told that they're "lesbian women".
Also, the GFM is dead in the water. Still no new donations since that first & only donation of $250 (which was probably just seed money from the Tranchers).

forgive me if I'm ignorant because lol UK

but is that let it rain thing a semi auto/burst fire switch, and highly illegal without 5 figures worth of stamps?

When these people go to protests for things that don’t affect them purely because “b-but the troons are gonna be next you guys! the tranny holocaust is gonna happen any day now!1!! you should only care about women’s issues if they affect anyone other than women” it reminds me of Father Ted:
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father ted? FATHER TED!?

that was written by ARCH TERF GRAHAM LINEHAN and posting it is STOCHASTIC TERRORISM against TRANS WOMEN

 

[Miss Misery]

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Me and the lads from the UVF terrorising catholics

also regarding bushmills:

Congrats moron, you're basically drinking the official whisky of the OG irish conquest

Phil's "Irish" ancestors were Protestants from Bushmills.

 

[Sneed Weed]

If only Kevin stayed a little longer he could have been "stomping TERFs" over at Pride London. I heard Am-Hole stank sends people running at transitioning speeds

 

[CIS White Droid]

forgive me if I'm ignorant because lol UK

but is that let it rain thing a semi auto/burst fire switch, and highly illegal without 5 figures worth of stamps?

Assuming you're talking about pic related, no, it's just a slogan engraved on to the dust cover.

Spoiler: Gun Sperging

The dust cover is just a piece of metal that covers the ejection port on AR-15 style rifles to prevent the ingress of dust/debris into the action. Lots of companies sell dust covers engraved with various slogans and graphics. The first 20 seconds or so of this video show the dust cover in the closed and open positions.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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nigger you and your two fake sex slave children (since you bailed on your real kids thank god) literally exist to consume childrens toys and Warhammer models. You would all die without Costco. Shut the fuck up.

Barter? In my anarchocommunism?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If only Kevin stayed a little longer he could have been "stomping TERFs" over at Pride London. I heard Am-Hole stank sends people running at transitioning speeds
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Always a good look to see a 6'2" black tranny dressed like a whore beating the shit out of some menstruator half his size. Much woke. So progress.

 

[the luckiest number]

Always a good look to see a 6'2" black tranny dressed like a whore beating the shit out of some menstruator half his size. Much woke. So progress.

I consistently wonder if they think this is a good look. Like, really? A huge tranny manhandling a woman? Surely there's no way they can spin this. Even their psychologically battered, beaten, and broken autogynophile hellscape smooth-brains can't think that beating the shit out of women is a plus for their cause. Right?

 

[CIS White Droid]

I consistently wonder if they think this is a good look. Like, really? A huge tranny manhandling a woman? Surely there's no way they can spin this. Even their psychologically battered, beaten, and broken autogynophile hellscape smooth-brains can't think that beating the shit out of women is a plus for their cause. Right?

They don't think it reflects poorly on themselves because these freaks don't see "TERFs" as human. They would've applauded if that creature had curb stomped the woman to death.

 

[Miss Misery]

I consistently wonder if they think this is a good look. Like, really? A huge tranny manhandling a woman? Surely there's no way they can spin this. Even their psychologically battered, beaten, and broken autogynophile hellscape smooth-brains can't think that beating the shit out of women is a plus for their cause. Right?

Guess you weren't here when Phil and crew claimed to have curbstomped* a woman who was quietly and peacefully protesting their TRA bullshit.

(*They didn't "curbstomp" her, but they did violently assault her unprovoked.)

Edit: Sorry, it was Paul who crowed about it, not Phil. But they were both there: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kevin...-green-salamander.65259/page-388#post-7253071

 

[AnOminous]

They don't think it reflects poorly on themselves because these freaks don't see "TERFs" as human.

And remember, their definition of "TERF" is any woman who won't suck their dick. They're like incels, but with a license to commit crimes against real women.

 

[Bridget]

Brings to mind the old Bernard Manning joke: "My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of his sentry tower." Wasn't the KKK started by emigrant Orangemen who couldn't find any Catholics to beat up?

Elsewhere, an interview from last year has resurfaced on reddit. The same shit as ever, apart from this rather prescient last paragraph.

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https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/tenacious-unicorn-ranch-colorado

https://archive.ph/UM6h7

The thread is on the Socialist Rifle page, so there's lots of gun sperging, but beyond that there are a couple of interesting points. J Stanley joins in a few times as well. No mention of Sky so more evidence that he's gone somewhere else.
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He's managed to roll his car once recently as well. That's him, Sky, Phil (with the mysterious broken windscreen), and whoever was driving that bashed up Yaris on their drive. Why are they all such shit drivers? True and Honest women scrape their car while parking. It takes a real man to blow a tyre while going too fast round a corner on black ice. And a shout out to kf as well.

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A snubbed volunteer.
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Sometimes the male alpacas get out and rape the females. The troons just sit and watch. Free porn, I guess.
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Someone asks about the economics of the Tranch, and gets a reasonably homest answer
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I just want to highlight this particular passage. I wonder who he's talking about.
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If you want to read his reddit history, here it is

https://old.reddit.com/user/QuestioningQualia

https://old.reddit.com/user/QuestioningQualia?count=25&after=t1_ezqtrza

https://old.reddit.com/user/QuestioningQualia?count=50&after=t1_eigt2qk

https://archive.ph/JH72m

https://archive.ph/A36Ss

https://archive.ph/rnqHR

It's pretty dull, to be honest. A couple of highlights. He started as a cross-dresser and a Harry Potter fan.

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Spoiler: That Dress

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https://imgur.com/a/5pSSx2c

He enjoyed some books with women as the lead characters. Therefore he's a girl. Tranny logic makes no sense.
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He reckons that his body passes.
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The only bit really worth quoting is this one about his really weird dad. Who the fuck talks to kids like this.
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ANd he's also planning to develop his handyman skills.
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https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1540076671965036548

Now what could possibly go wrong.

>Who the fuck talks to kids like this
I reckon the saying has been doctored to sound a bit weird, but my own dad and many dads of my mates were similar in terms of 'Stiff upper lip, no crying. You're not a girl, girls cry, boys don't.'
I can recall plenty of 'Right, but you've got bollocks don't you? If you get hit, you hit the cunt right back, don't back down.'
It's probably what the troon's on about, his dad was trying to teach him not to be an utter fucking pussy and now he's using it to cry about how nasty his dad is.

 

[Amphotericin B]

It’s hard not to get MATI at their state sanctioned women beating.

I think Penny was impotent and cut his dick off because he was too pussy to ask the doctor for boner pills. His limp dick was humiliating and left him feeling powerless. He was supposed to be the boss of his dick but even his dick didn’t respect him.

Troonism was in fashion so he took control by getting his useless cock lopped off. My dick isn’t rejecting me, I’m rejecting my dick!

He can hate women with the fire of a thousand suns but he’ll always be an even a bigger failure at being a woman than he was at being a man.

 

[AssignedEva]

It's a shame to see Jarrod's sausage tits. He had a decent chance to get out of the Tranch and be a moderately attractive (if fundamentally unhinged schizo) bloke when he kept banging on about being a "pre-everything trans woman". No reversing gynaecomastia without surgery.

 

[FeatherPlucker]

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nigger you and your two fake sex slave children (since you bailed on your real kids thank god) literally exist to consume childrens toys and Warhammer models. You would all die without Costco. Shut the fuck up.

Morons placing anti-capitalism as a virtue-- yet their delusions wouldn't be fulfilled without purchasing artificial hormones and women's beauty treatments.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It's a shame to see Jarrod's sausage tits. He had a decent chance to get out of the Tranch and be a moderately attractive (if fundamentally unhinged schizo) bloke when he kept banging on about being a "pre-everything trans woman". No reversing gynaecomastia without surgery.

Being a fundamentally unhinged schizo he had no chance of getting out once inside.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

It’s hard not to get MATI at their state sanctioned women beating.

I think Penny was impotent and cut his dick off because he was too pussy to ask the doctor for boner pills. His limp dick was humiliating and left him feeling powerless. He was supposed to be the boss of his dick but even his dick didn’t respect him.

Troonism was in fashion so he took control by getting his useless cock lopped off. My dick isn’t rejecting me, I’m rejecting my dick!

He can hate women with the fire of a thousand suns but he’ll always be an even a bigger failure at being a woman than he was at being a man.

Doesn’t Penny still have his dick tho? He’s got the sausage but not the potatoes.

 

[MetalParakeet]

Did we ever learn what happened to Neptune vulva?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

No reversing gynaecomastia without surgery.

That's not entirely true. Adult onset gynaecomastia relating to serum estrogen level does spontaneously reverse if hormone levels are normalized. It takes some time and depending on your age you might just end up with old man flapjacks, but the tissue swelling will recede.