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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
Unless someone on the tranch is secretly a millionaire, that kind of acreage is outside their price range.


I don't know why they're planting their stake in an area that is desirable for hobby ranches, overwhelmingly right wing, far away from jobs, is very expensive, that they have no ties to, THAT THEY DO NOT CURRENTLY OWN LAND IN, and so forth.

A little further south in Walsenburg, you can get 150 acres for $125K. It's not as pretty there, but if you want to fuck around on acreage and LARP as a self-sustaining whatever, it seems more budget-friendly.

It’s like the earth ship. They’re never actually going to fucking buy the thing, rather they want to project a future that’s Rosy and optimistic when the reality is anything but:
 
Why do these melodramatic screeds always read like they're trying to give an epic movie speech?
It just amuses me how you'll have some random twitter troon acting like the President from Independence Day when in reality you can make them seethe simply by using the wrong grammatical terms (or if you're a woman, literally just existing without doing anything).
They want to sound like the president from Independence Day but always end up sounding like President Keemstar
 
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So move to Iraq, Phil. It's lovely there this time of year. And from the rooftops you can see forever.
Even if he did move to Iraq or another country in the Middle East, he would turn any bit of land he can can his meaty man hands on into a barren wasteland. He would make the desert around him look like a verdant oasis by comparison.
 
LMAO at Penny telling LGBT to arm themselves because gay marriage is overturned next.

Homosexuality could be criminalized tomorrow and he’d fuss on Twitter and then roll over and take it.

Before trooning out Penny was probably one of those vets who led civilians to believe he was an operator. And that he served for 20 instead of six or however many years. One of those arrogant hypermasculine “thank me for my service” types that make normal vets lol.
 
Of course. How can anyone forget the infamous image of this event?

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I just noticed Bonnie is giving Penny such a hard fucking side eye look of "why the fuck are you doing this right now, you fucking idiot?"
"Business" translating to them doing a single drywall job badly while crashing through the ceiling and spending more money on the equipment they used to do it.
Should be leaving it to the professionals, and by professionals, I meant your local gang of work spics at home depot.
 
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To the surprise of no one, Philip's immediate reaction to Roe V. Wade getting abolished was to continue his cringey anarchist LARP:

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Does he think an anarchist society would have court-enforced abortion rights and gay rights? If somebody doesn't recognize your gay marriage are you going to go war over it or just deal with it? (No, he wouldn't start a war because he's a pussy.)
 
Sorry Bitch. You had your chance to get them out of your movements. You inverted those penises and now you get to lie face-first in them (or be cancelled for being a transphobic bigot)
Nigger you should know full well that the vast majority of the women who read and post here are proud TERFs and the ones who aren't will be soon. We had nothing to do with this bullshit and the common argument that feminists gave rise to the troon menace is absolute nonsense. They've been known for barging into women only spaces for decades (example: Michfest). If you want to pin the blame on someone look to the uberwoke handmaidens validating these assholes every step of the way.
 
Nigger you should know full well that the vast majority of the women who read and post here are proud TERFs and the ones who aren't will be soon. We had nothing to do with this bullshit and the common argument that feminists gave rise to the troon menace is absolute nonsense. They've been known for barging into women only spaces for decades (example: Michfest). If you want to pin the blame on someone look to the uberwoke handmaidens validating these assholes every step of the way.

I was using the royal Bitch. But now that you mention it, a lot of female posters here still use a tranny's made up pronouns, and don't bother keeping their ilk in line about trannys. So don't call it a grave bathroom filled with hulking men in dresses waiting for you enter a small confined space with only way in or out; its the future you chose.
 
🚨 New GoFundMe Grift 🚨

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https://nitter.net/TenaciousRanch/status/1540310498968686593#m [archive]
Penny has replaced the old pinned tweet about the Oglala Lakota GFM with a new one: https://www.gofundme.com/f/skgba-help-needed [archive]
Penny Logue is organizing this fundraiser on behalf of Katrina Mora.

Hello yall!

This mutual aid effort is to help an absolutely amazing elder recover from the troubles that covid have caused with her salon.

Katrina is someone who gives endlessly of her self, she takes time out of her life to educate folks passionately about the plight of the indigenous people of this land, she fights daily for indigenous people in need and aside from her amazing skills in the salon world she has spent massive portions of her life working with non profits trying to uplift those in need.

Now it's time for us to give back and help her continue her mission. Covid hit the service industry especially hard and we need to help get her amazing buisness back up and running full tilt with a few renovations and upgrades.

Help us show respect and love to this amazing women who has given so much to and for her community!
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Penny has failed to disclose it, but I strongly suspect that this family is same one who primarily benefited from the Oglala Lakota grift. If you remember, he gave the first $5k raised to a family with some connection to the Oglala Lakota, but it was pretty obvious at the time that they were just personal friends of Penny's.

See:
Edit: im retarded and misread his goal was for 5k this month was only set to raise it for that family who are tranch friends. They expanded it.

The fundraiser started at 5k with helping fiscally and the first family who they're getting the pitbull from got 5k. Also incase any Kiwis are searching for the identity of recipient 1 since we had some contenders ITT:

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he had stated that his plan was all year to work with the tribe but it is really:
  • Disorganized ,like all things Tranch.
  • HIGHLY non-transparent in that THEY greatly benefit from it as well as their immediate (native) friends and oh right maybe some other people I guess... That's not how mutual aid works...
  • Poorly planned (5k per family for a year but then the gfm says 50k because this jogger can't do math),
  • Likely a giant scam for freebs (this isn't even legally their charity....)
  • Guilt tripping and #tragic circumstances to convince people to donate (before was Earl, this time it's white ma'ams burden)
  • And finally, executed in grift form. The only form they know.
I'll do some more digging, since I know there's more information about the family in this thread somewhere. The Tranchers (even Kevin) visited them and took pictures inside the home, so we might be able to match those with the GFM picture? I think the Tranchers were also going to get a pitbull puppy from them at one point.
 
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he's descended from Orangemen just like Lou Gagliardi.
Brings to mind the old Bernard Manning joke: "My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of his sentry tower." Wasn't the KKK started by emigrant Orangemen who couldn't find any Catholics to beat up?

Elsewhere, an interview from last year has resurfaced on reddit. The same shit as ever, apart from this rather prescient last paragraph.

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https://archive.ph/UM6h7

The thread is on the Socialist Rifle page, so there's lots of gun sperging, but beyond that there are a couple of interesting points. J Stanley joins in a few times as well. No mention of Sky so more evidence that he's gone somewhere else.
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He's managed to roll his car once recently as well. That's him, Sky, Phil (with the mysterious broken windscreen), and whoever was driving that bashed up Yaris on their drive. Why are they all such shit drivers? True and Honest women scrape their car while parking. It takes a real man to blow a tyre while going too fast round a corner on black ice. And a shout out to kf as well.

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A snubbed volunteer.
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Sometimes the male alpacas get out and rape the females. The troons just sit and watch. Free porn, I guess.
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Someone asks about the economics of the Tranch, and gets a reasonably homest answer
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I just want to highlight this particular passage. I wonder who he's talking about.
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If you want to read his reddit history, here it is

It's pretty dull, to be honest. A couple of highlights. He started as a cross-dresser and a Harry Potter fan.

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He enjoyed some books with women as the lead characters. Therefore he's a girl. Tranny logic makes no sense.
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He reckons that his body passes.
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The only bit really worth quoting is this one about his really weird dad. Who the fuck talks to kids like this.
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ANd he's also planning to develop his handyman skills.
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Now what could possibly go wrong.
 
Brings to mind the old Bernard Manning joke: "My grandfather died at Auschwitz. He fell out of his sentry tower." Wasn't the KKK started by emigrant Orangemen who couldn't find any Catholics to beat up?

No, it was started by a former confederate general who got some of the local men together to drive the appointed governor of Tennessee out of the state. Because he was incompetent and a dick. IIRC this let to the people of Tennessee being allowed to elect the replacement governor.
This model of success was spread throughout the south and attacked anti-reconstruction offices. When the founder, Gen. Bedford Forrest, began to understand that the organization was going after ordinary people instead of just appointed carpet baggers, he ordered the organization to disband, and this was over a year before the congressional inquiry.
Local chapters refused to give up the ghost (hey-o) but it was a glorified "get away from the wife and drink with the boys" club until the waves of immigrants starting around 1880 - the irish the itallians - and then the KKK pivoted to be more of an Anti-immigrant force. The issues with highly capitalized, primarily northern and primarily jewish, banks coming in and taking over Farm notes led to Anti-Jewry being a plank.
The anti-immigrant stance allowed it to expand from the traditional southern base into the northern states and all the way to Canada before the Yankee who had positioned himself as the KKK's head was found to be embezzling club dues and committing other criminal acts including fraud and bribery. Revelation of these crimes caused the organization to largely collapse, and various changes caused by WWII sent it back to the underground until it found cause as a counter force to the civil right waves of the 60s.


tl;dr The KKK was founded to chase a white man back to Kentucky. Beating papists came after the members ignored the call to disband by the founder.
 
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Superb finds @Prolego !

Quite insightful comments - the “controlling” person I would hazard a guess is Bonnie, and the “2k of weed” person possibly NeptuneVulpis who self destructed at the end.

I look forward to the electric vehicle conversion story arc. There’s a *lot* of scope for losing time, lots of money and even property or life if you don’t know what you’re doing, no PL but I know what it takes and J has shown every sign that he is dangerously ill-equipped to take things like that on.
 
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Penny has failed to disclose it, but I strongly suspect that this family is same one who primarily benefited from the Oglala Lakota grift. If you remember, he gave the first $5k raised to a family with some connection to the Oglala Lakota, but it was pretty obvious at the time that they were just personal friends of Penny's.

i am insane, but i recognize that fucking house. its the same people. holy shit.
 
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Editing this post: Why? Because this fundraising push is bothering the hell out of me. Like everyone else here, I've been looking for references to the Tranch plus Pine Ridge OR Lakota OR Oglala. I can't find any connections. So I looked around from Tranch plus transgender services/groups/etc on that reservation. There are LOTS of groups that are fighting for LGBTA+ rights on that reservation; why aren't the Tranchers championing and teaming up with one of those groups. This is so suspicious.


OK, I think if you look after this post you'll find it.

But I just woke up and can barely focus my eyes, so someone else has gotta dig from this point. Sorry guys.
 
It sure sounds as if Jared isn't actually interested in trooning out so much as he is being compelled by peer pressure and has to somehow convince himself that he wants to become trans. Or maybe he's just that desperate to become part of something/anything.

"I've been reading almost exclusively female POV stories*... and also tons of gender bender stories and fan fiction."

What, no sissy hypno vids? Gender bender stories and fan fiction sound kind of fetishistic, tbh. More to the point, Jared is living in a tranny utopia where he could be having hot secksy times (lived experience in a troon-type environment) with Kevryn or Jen the Coprophage, so why doesn't he? Try before you buy, bro! Do I have to spell it out for you like I was Patrick Bateman up in this bitch? "Kevryn, get down on your knees so Jared can see your amhole. Jared, don't just stare at it, eat it."

Was not surprised that there were "expectations to join the military but that didn't work out and depression yay". This explains why the boy larps so hard with the weaponry and such. It's all raging insecurity expressed as inept pageantry. Man, Jared, you are one sad bastard. You should reach down and grab your balls, while they're still there to be grabbed.


*Female POV and trannies are two distinctly separate things that have absolutely nothing to do with each other. Does Jared think that reading Jane Austen will put him in touch with his inner troon spirit? WTF
 
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