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[Hell yeah dude]

Phil, you have a 36 year old loser who live like a 8 year old

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Lmao

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Flexing his grift money

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Phil, you have a 36 year old loser who live like a 8 year old

Two. Kev and the Shit-eater Jen. Then again the latter is more of an edgy 12-year-old whose choice of naughty word is "pedo" instead of the True Gamer Word.

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And yet @SIGSEGV was visited by actual feds.

 

[Russketeer]

You don't engage the slide lock on a Glock to disassemble it. Nevermind, Glock actually does call that a slide lock. I forgot about their dumb names for things. The part he wants is $12. Things must be fucking rough.

The factory original sized ones work fine and are easy to use, also Glocks are super easy to field strip and can go on forever with little to no upkeep (I toture test my gen 3s for fun and have gone over 5k rounds with zero cleaning and zero malfunctions). I horrify gun nerds with the amount of lead caked on the front, even the front sight is leaded.

The extended version is loved by those that do the one handed show off field strip but can't be bothered to get good with the factory part. The one handed way looks cool but honestly no need.

 

[Miss Misery]

Yeah, ignoring whether local laws exist or not, extremely rural areas of the country are basically "as long as no one dies, we don't care". (Sidenote, Alaska does this to the extreme and it's beautiful). Kind of funny observance that Rural = Conservative = Nazi transphobe fascists, yet they couldn't do shit like this ANYWHERE else.

If you have enough land you can do it pretty much anywhere. Even in places like California.

Fedpost Phil

Says the man who attacked a peaceful GC protestor who was simply standing on a public sidewalk with a sign.

 

[AnOminous]

Fedpost Phil

Phil is right, though. Stay the fuck out of any "protests" by violent, severely mentally ill people. You don't want to get caught up in it when they finally have enough of these freaks and finish them.

 

[Elysian]

Phil is right, though. Stay the fuck out of any "protests" by violent, severely mentally ill people. You don't want to get caught up in it when they finally have enough of these freaks and finish them.

When these people go to protests for things that don’t affect them purely because “b-but the troons are gonna be next you guys! the tranny holocaust is gonna happen any day now!1!! you should only care about women’s issues if they affect anyone other than women” it reminds me of Father Ted:

 

[Winnie the Poohnani]

Phil gives so little fucks about "transhobes" posting on his tiktok that he wastes precious time out of his already too-busy day. "you think I give a fuck what some 22 year old living like a 12 year old has to say". Actually, Phil, you've just proved that you very much DO give a fuck.

To be fair, Phil only truly gives a fuck about what some 30+ year old living like a 12 year old (Kevryn) has to say.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Sorry, catching up.

I'll go have some stupid alpaca walk with actual healthy and well socialised alpacas. I'll take pictures for you guys since we've now collectively suffered enough. In a healthy environment too. You might just see trees and bushes and grass. Mind blowing.

One Kiwi Farmer's pub and alpaca farm tour crawl to bring the nation to tears.

Suicide by cop tho? I don't know.. Almost seems too weird for him. Might just survive on bone soup and freeze dried serfs.

He does have fire arms and mental illness, but usually those types turn the gun on themselves or themselves and their families. As usual it is a wait and see much like how no one but a few a-logs predicted Barb/11.

and aggressively wears his sidearm to inappropriate places where he's under no threat whatsoever: working alone or with Jared, fucking up a drywall job in an empty house, miles from the nearest human

You know, while he would probably be taticool guy without it, running everywhere with a side arm because of sexual assault does make sense. More likely to result in his or other's injuries, but makes twisted sense.

Guaranteed this larper went for the fact its Irish over any other characteristics.

I'm guessing it's because it is cheap too. Wineo Bonnie isn't providing them with his booze anymore, have to save the good money to keep kitten Kevvie weeded up.

- but that wouldn't be protestant enough for him.

The contempt this reads with is killing me. I'm happy we have you guys on the farms.

Why are they all such shit drivers? True and Honest women scrape their car while parking.

I'm also guessing that in addition to being shit at driving they don't keep their cars properly maintained for the climate and just fuck themselves over.

"We're gonna pay our legal bills in a... successful GFM campaign! Can we use your photo?" sounds absolutely fucking insanely retarded.

Yeah, they're definitely doing it.

If this is the real reason, then my. Fucking. Sides.


The entire thing, a legal grift... I'm dying.

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They look like...

• American Gothic but modern weeb trash
• One tinfoil hat away from stereotypical conspiracy theorists
• Subpar degenerating Wayne and Garth clones
• Reddit mods at a meeting

This needs a caption/edit contests.

I think what offends me the most about these clowns is not that they are larping as females. It's that they are so bad at it.

It's a bit nice in the fact that real women don't have actual competition with them. Every normie who respects their pronouns does it out of pity or social contract without fail. Thanks guys.

Kind of funny observance that Rural = Conservative = Nazi transphobe fascists, yet they couldn't do shit like this ANYWHERE else.

I'd love the next arc for Phil and family to have to move to a community suburb with contracts and shit. They'd never have the money to do so but watching a reality show where these fine women interact with middle and upper middle class people would be my reality show of the year.

Seconding that the biggest thing they should be worrying about is someone getting injured and getting their asses sued off. This is why unless you know the person very well you never let them shoot on your land.

At least they have the lawyer to deal with it.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

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How to build community:
1. Get in a public argument on main street in a town of 500 people.
2. Accuse everybody in town of being white supremacist gamergate pizzagate militiamen in nationally circulated media.
3. Repeat.

Thank you for the advice Phil I definitely wouldn't have thought to do it that way.

 

[Amphotericin B]

Lmao at Penny talking about freedom. He doesn’t own his own home or land, he has shitty credit, he’s reliant on donations and gibs, he doesn’t have a reliable vehicle and he’s estranged from the children he abandoned. He’s not even free to eat a steak because his teeth are fucked.

Penny’s one of the least free people out there. He might as well wear a leash because he’s at everyone’s mercy, including the government he whines about. The only feminine title he gets is welfare queen.

 

[stupid frog]

Garden? None
Barter? Do you mean grift?
Community? lol everyone left and everyone in town hates you
ALL YOU HAVE ARE GUNS AND SLOGANS
YOU SUCK THE TEET OF CAPITALISM CONSTANTLY AND YOU ARE "ENGAGED" TO KEVIN FUCKING GIBES

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm still hung up on the backstop problem.

That pile of alpaca shit is not a backstop.

They don't live out in BFE; there are at least 8 houses within handy bullet range of their place, and the neighbors might have livestock of their own. There's a public road 1500 feet downrange.

From the Minnesota DNR:

Backstop: A device constructed to stop or redirect bullets fired on a range. This is usually an earthen structure, placed between 16 and 20 feet in vertical height, built in accordance with NRA recommended standards.

I don't think there are any states that consider a pile of alpaca shit to be an acceptable backstop.

 

[InsulindianPhasmid]

There's a bit of a "noble savage" thing happening to assume that critters and pre-industrial people don't get nasty teeth.

A complete lack of dental care often led to an early grave in the era before modern dentistry and antibiotics. Also, people had a lot more rock fragments in their diets and they often didn't eat what we consider a balanced diet.

https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna34258529

https://www.mountvernon.org/library/digitalhistory/digital-encyclopedia/article/false-teeth/#:~:text=George%20Washington%20suffered%20from%20poor,disease%2C%20as%20well%20as%20genetics.

For predatory animals, one of the worst things that can happen is a deer hoof to the teeth. It's a slow, painful death.

And very few critters live as long as humans. Our teeth have to last 80 years whereas a wolf's tooth might have to go for 10.

The two man eating lions that inspired that Val Kilmer film ‘The Ghost And The Darkness’ were found to have badly damaged teeth- one had an abscess and a split incisor. It’s been theorised the painful infected tooth made it difficult for the lions to hunt their usual prey like zebra, so they turned to humans as we are easier to kill.

https://www.livescience.com/58735-man-eating-lions-analyzed.html

 

[Torque Wheeler]

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If someone is showing you their stacks of cash, it's likely all the money they have

 

[BoobWhiskers]

The two man eating lions that inspired that Val Kilmer film ‘The Ghost And The Darkness’ were found to have badly damaged teeth- one had an abscess and a split incisor. It’s been theorised the painful infected tooth made it difficult for the lions to hunt their usual prey like zebra, so they turned to humans as we are easier to kill.

https://www.livescience.com/58735-man-eating-lions-analyzed.html

I suppose it's nice to have an explanation as to what sort of dental desperation could turn a man to eating amhole

 

[AnOminous]

If someone is showing you their stacks of cash, it's likely all the money they have

Plus it's also probably a bunch of ones between two benjies.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I don't think there are any states that consider a pile of alpaca shit to be an acceptable backstop.

I don't think they're using the alpaca shit piles as backstop - Jen might be having a snack or a full meal any time of the day.

 

[Another Sperg on the Net]

Phil, you have a 36 year old loser who live like a 8 year old
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Lmao
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Ok what the hell is going on in this picture, those straps are not full. A strap is meant to hold 100 bills, except some small denomination ones which hold more. Yellow straps are meant fod $1000 in $10 bills hundreds are either 50 count in a black strap or 100 in a mustard colored strap. That looks like seven grand in hundred dollar bills, probably payment for their shitty drywall job. Nice ghetto flex there Phil, why don't you use some if that to go see a dentist and get some dentures.

 

[Oxyjen]

Ok what the hell is going on in this picture, those straps are not full. A strap is meant to hold 100 bills, except some small denomination ones which hold more. Yellow straps are meant fod $1000 in $10 bills hundreds are either 50 count in a black strap or 100 in a mustard colored strap. That looks like seven grand in hundred dollar bills, probably payment for their shitty drywall job. Nice ghetto flex there Phil, why don't you use some if that to go see a dentist and get some dentures.

Or how about “helping an amazing native business get back on its feet”.
He really doesn’t give a shit about appearances does he.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

When the tranchers get money you can be assured it is because a fool parted with it. Thus, do not be salty, for you have another fool to mock.