random_text.txt

[CatParty]

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Holy guacamole, Mom, can't you see I'm playing some fucking' vidya?

She did indeed fellate my phallus, haha.

 

[Cosmos]

I demand that Kissless Virginity gets at least a few spots in the random text generator. Some nominations:

Well, fuck you! My names is Danny Fuckin' Struthers, and I'm a fucking virgin! Don't like it? Bite me!

So, what the fuck am I supposed to do? Go out and get some fucking dead end job? Become a fucking WAGE SLAVE? Work 40 hours a week doing something I fucking hate for shit pay just so my boss can buy himself a new yacht? You really want that for your own fucking son? You're not just a bitch; you're a fucking MONSTER!

You do realize there are NUCLEAR PHYSICISTS who play video games, right? No, of course you don't, you SIMPLETON!

I know there's nothing more repulsive to a woman- and really society in general- than an older male virgin.

She is a woman...
No debate, and that's that!
And, to be honest, fam...
I kinda like traps!

[Danny's mother gasps melodramatically again. Somehow she is still shocked by being called a bitch even though she is constantly called a bitch by pretty much everyone she interacts with because she is a total bitch.]

Dr. Phil taught me a brand new trick!
To discipline your son who calls you a bitch!
It's timeouts, it's spankings, it's all the above!
You don't mess with the mom who's givin' TOUGH LOVE!

Tough Love!
This is momma's house!
And I wear momma's blouse!
You better turn off your games, better start using that phone
Cause starting tonight, you ain't got no home!

 

[Tismo]

Needs more @ArmedBlueReploid tbh.

HOW DARE HE!!!! I REALLY LIKE MEGAMAN!!!!!!!! THIS GUY DESERVES TO BE SIMULTANEOUSLY GIGA CRUSHED, METAL BLADED, AND TORNADO HELD AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cosmos]

Needs more @ArmedBlueReploid tbh.

Seconded.

Found this Landtard who just posts screencaps. As an oceanophile, there is nothing beautiful in this mess of credit-stealing trees (Remember, we get half the oxygen we breathe from the ocean, but does anyone acknowledge that? NO! I'd turn it into a city based solely around the ocean and its superiority to the filthy land-dwelling races who claim to dominate it. I'd flood the entire forest and turn it into an artificial sea. I'd introduce some marine life, make a path to the ocean, and I'd be all set!

My reaction to all these Christian Sonic pics is always the same: JESUS CHRIST!!!!! (Pun intended, I'm between agnostic and atheist, btw.)

Way to generalize there, artist. First of all, if you don't believe in God, you don't believe in the Devil. I know because I'm an atheist myself.
Second of all, Japan is very accepting of non-religious people. Third, I'm an atheist and I like anime.

 

[SpessCaptain]

[Avoid Dkrchris Hellshade his writing sucks and is slow]

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fokkertism]

"There is no Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg or PewDiePie here at 14 Branchland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, whatsoever."

 

[Another Fellow]

GRGRGGEGGRGGRGRGEGRGEGRGEGRGEREG I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO FUCKING MAD AT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU ALL GET IN A BUS AND THE BUS FUCKING CRASHES BECAUSE THE DRIVER IS AUTISTIC AND YOU'RE ALL DEAD BODIES ARE RAPED AND EATEN BY PACKS OF NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also:

FUFUUUUUFUUFUFUFNJRERKEREJRERMBITHCIJDIDJSJD GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE STOP CALLING ME AUTISTM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I have 2 from SC chats:
"null changed my name to a really gross name"
and
"kiwifarms is actually fairly similar to world of warcraft forums"

I've got a good one from dex

that is an illegal comment

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I'll never be able to go to school again, because it requires a birth certificate, and my birth state is transphobic enough to misgender and deadname me on my birth certificate.

 

[Wildchild]

But I WAS banned from Blogger for the same thing: my crime scene pix of dead rape victims (including young teenagers) in a post designed to get you to admit you can be sexually aroused by things your frontal cerebrum doesn’t like. But no matter how hard I try, I doubt I’m getting through to any of you worthless frightened-by-females dorks.

 

[Charles Kinbote]

My mom is a 2 times maybe 5 times smoking bitch.

Title and content of a video: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aaron...ideos-and-counting.14272/page-32#post-1233026

 

[sugoi-chan]

Read my blog item about logic traps. It's a really useful concept I came up with in my cave.

 

[Tranhuviya]

2 inches in diamater.
It causes CANCER; it is a slow-acting POISION.

 

[NeetBoy]

Leaders and managers in tech MUST educate themselves on autism.

 

[Tismo]

Today, the community has lost one of their mods who stepped down after drama involving whether or not it's acceptable to be polyamorous in the waifu community

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Is this another faggot you guys mock, dox and stalk?

 

[Mecha-Lenin]

Leaders and managers in tech MUST educate themselves on autism.

This is perfect for the site.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Disliking Chris and wishing death on Chris is not wrong.