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[Spud]

Buck breaking is essential to advance women's rights

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Be nicer to the video game streamer grifters, but fucking kill the jews and niggers.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Sadly, white redheads in fiction were a visual cue for a fiery personality, and blacks are just known for setting fires and having no personality.

 

[Shig O'nella]

All things considered, getting doxed by a picture of a cat for the second time is quite the incredible achievement.

 

[SevenEightNine]

@Erasmus Johnson (chat)

it all started out fun and innocent. I wanted to replace all of the girls in Mean Girls with the characters from the 1985 megahit Commando and now I'm producing hardcore fetish content for Kpop fans on Twitter

 

[Dork Of Ages]

The only reason I've been raging in THIS thread is because of Null's hypocrisy on "Go easy on the video game grifters, but killing off libtards/troons/gays/Jews is a-okay. Get mad at them all you like."

 

[Haffhart]

what is the real end goal of all this? just to annoy people?

 

[NoReturn]

Dunking on fats will always be punching up. Fatties are the global elite. They consume a disproportionate amount of the food and drink, they take up a disproportionate amount of space, and they use a disproportionate amount of our healthcare resources. If any other group did this, they'd never hear the end of it from the twitterati (who are, coincidentally, mostly fat). In the old days, leftist and unionist political cartoons always portrayed the capitalists, the statists, the oppressors as bloated pigmen. Do you think this is a coincidence? Do you think it's a coincidence that today's so-called "leftist" movements carry a torch for such nonsense as fat liberation and intuitive eating at the same time that their most vocal mouthpieces have ballooned in size? This is an infiltration. We are witnessing the erosion of the global workers' movement by a cabal of hippopotamic layabouts. They don't want justice. They don't want honest pay for honest work, weekends off, and healthcare benefits. They want cheeze-its and games for their nintendo gadgets. Workers of the world, do not let your movement fall from within. Do not let the very swine your forefathers fought against erode your solidarity. Do not fall for the siren songs of processed meats and drive thru neon. Workers of the world, defend what's yours. Workers of the world, unite against the fatty menace.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Now I'm tired of this fat bitch popping up in my fucking Articles and News when I'm looking for a fucking Catparty article. I don't give a fuck about the aftermath from any of you Lizzo fans that feel sorry for this greasy bitch. You fat fucking disgusting ass smelling, blob, cheese drinking, Crisco bathing, lard gargling, calorie thriving, cabbage patch face having, Dr. Robotnik looking, Wing Stop eating, McDonalds gorging, T-rex arm having, non vegetable eating, cooking with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray, wide load, hungry hungry hippo, planet, pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem, whale/Free Willy, part bus, Yokozona, Flubber, Kirby, salad dodger, chair crusher, butterball, go to Subway but put everything on it, Michelin man, happy cause hostess is back in business mother fucker!

 

[Slav Power]

 

[Sprate Header]

So did Funky Kong cuck Donkey Kong making Diddy his son?

 

[ScooterL]

When your thoughts are intensely boring and you post them anyway.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I could send dick pics, but I'm burdened by all this damn self-awareness and capacity for shame.

i now declare that me jerking off is Lesbian sex

Ah yes, nothing more awe inspiring than the thought of random 'straight' britbongs taking it in the rear in carnal fits of shit drilling with their supposedly loyal wives or even more bravely, total strangers... A sweatty time with the starfish rammer concluding with the aroma of poopy dildos festering in the humid summer heat... All because of a rumour that a member of the royal family enjoys getting pegged at private island orgy parties hosted by the elite who probably think up ways to further humiliate the public at a round table afterwards (with the softest pillows of course, safety first!)

Anorectal sonography is a TERF.

All ends of the turd are dirty.

Hulking Male Ogre Twice the Size of His Competitors Has No Advantage, Says Hulking Male Ogre Twice the Size of His Competitors

copaganda

How do you know you don't like a whole plate of dog penises until you've tried it?

 

[Epic Fail Man]

Keffals won't fuck you, dude. Neither will Candy Kong.

 

[Lewisite]

Kiwifarmers are real Nazis, not Grammar Nazis!

 

[Return of the Freaker]

First time I've ever seen a reasonable centrist position preceded by, "If anyone here has read Mein Kampf..."

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I grew up with a friend who had a massive dick. To the point where people claimed he could tie it into a knot while flaccid. Obviously that was hyperbole but he was so large that he felt close to fainting if he went immediately erect.

 

[I am vomit]

If the average social media user does worse than constantly yelling "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" like KF users do, I hate to see what it is they subject you to.....

I like it when the funny dog yells at us.

Because if someone tells you that your liking Nazi attire is problematic, that's the person you want to trust with your highly confidential "I just plain don't like black people" secret.

Maybe she'll send you a personalized fartdom vid if you ask now.

>He's a DK sperg.

WE GOT HIS DOX,
WE MADE HIM RAGE,
ORSON ZEDD,
WAS EASY TO TRACE!

Well in my informed opinion, I'd say you should start HRT at the same age you're comfortable with killing yourself.

>Cries about being called a chronically bitchless pedophile
>Draws pedo guro art, proving he's a chronically bitchless pedophile

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Sending Polaroids of your asshole taped to a brick through her window

Sometimes I want to send pictures of Nixon to women at random and see who has a sense of humor.

 

[SCSI]

How, when or why is irrelevant, I'm not a theoretical niggercist so I'm not qualified to give you those answers anyways.

You look like diabetes.

It's not lesbian unless the balls touch.