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[Blackhole]

AAAAAAAAAAAAGH BEEEJAMS!!!!

Guys I'm trying to focus on work, can this administration stop catastrophically fucking up for more than 2 hours? Please and thank you.

Any woman in history who ever did anything other than gestate and wear pretty dresses was secretly a man, honey. This isn’t misogyny at all and is actually the right side of history and true progress.

I'm not saying all anime people are in to little kids but it seems 95% of the most vocal ones are and have little girls as their pfp.

TURN ON THE TV!

THE FBI IS DOING A RAID IN YOUR WIFE!

#notallnewfags
but probably most

 

[Table Country]

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. Great skitzo Wormy is in a thread tonight. Go and read it. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears. Says, 'But doctor…I am Wormy.'

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Personally I prefer the "trans people are possessed by demons so hearing their real name hurts them" argument. And hear me out okay? I'm not crazy.

 

[Cats]

 

[I am vomit]

Nigga Moments just aren't reserved for Blacks.,

Pretty sure that's just a thinner, deformed Whoopi Goldberg

Behold...Victoria's Secret Elsa...maybe she's got a full diaper and scoliosis fetish?

Doesnt matter if taylor swift asks you to do it, if you get a hard on while wearing your moms underwear you are a degenerate.

Heilberg must be a tranny and moonlight as a dominatrix because holy hell I ain’t ever been edged and blue-balled like this ever in my life.

Maybe Josh blows the trumpet under the water at Po'lissers monkey to loosen up the brewery in her yeehaw.

“You’re a second rate Autist with a 3rd rate learning curve, Chris.”

Check out this Null FtM tranny I found on Grindr

 

[Coelacanth]

Motherfucker, do I look like a Garmin?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

My parents haven't advanced technologically since 1982, and my wife is planning to leave me for a nigger, so why care?

Not allowed to. I'm a defiler. I'm a destroyer. I'm a malefactor. I'm a bad thing, baby. I'm aware enough of my nature to hate it but too corrupt to do anything about it. I've poisoned institutions and especially a couple of hobbies.

I am the devil, and you best believe I've been doing the devil's work.

Meme culture put the God Emperor in office. Hell, Meme Culture IS the dominant human culture now.

My wife is about to divorce me for a nigger, I de-aged almost 30 years, my sexuality instantly changed to homosexual, friends of mine are due to be kicked out of their house because they got born black, and I got diagnosed multiple times with aspberger syndrome

 

[I am vomit]

Bullshit, I know for a fact that there are two things that piss you off way more. The first is misogyny and the second is the term "glow nigger".

I wouldnt exactly call a dildo a wife but you do you

You don't have to be obtuse, you know what the ((())) shit is.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

If I truly was, you think I'd be stuck as a middle aged working class scumbag with his life and identity falling apart before his eyes instead of a happy NEET living off a tugboat with days consisting of nothing but pants pissing, anime, 4chan, minecraft, and chicken tendies?

 

[Table Country]

if you want a vision of the future, imagine the sneed cat dancing on a grave bearing your deadname - forever.

Drag em to ban world kicking and screaming

I don't know anything about how big the federal government is, but have you ever tried masturbating with that shitty fucking soap they have in those liquid dispensers at public bathrooms?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

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My name is Wormy, and I'm a middle working class scumbag. Now in the current day culture where the highest form of communicaiton is "Shitposting", this my friends, is a Shitpost.

I hate the world Kiwifarms has made. I hate it's guts for smashing sincerity on the rocks and declaring it sin. I hate it for glorifying and more importantly rewarding failure. I hate it's guts for throwing stones at the people pointing out how it rewards failure.

And most of all, I hate Kiwifarms for not having the guts to ban me.

Just in case I haven't said it enough here yet, HEY NULL! I DARE YOU TO BAN ME FROM THIS SITE!

Because until you do, I'm going to break every single rule you put in front us, until you throw me the hell off this site!

That, my friends, is a shitpost.

Also, before I go for the night, I'd like to say a personal HELLO to all my friends in KiwiFarms' staff and moderators. The ones who just got out on bail after their arrest and charge for smuggling underage boys and newborn farm animals across state lines for the purposes of sexual gratification. To their credit, while they were doing it, they were being safe about it. They only picked the children and calves that didn't kick back.

Are you ready to kick me off the site yet, Null you pigfucker?

 

[Piss Bear]

Man I wish I were raided by the soy police, I am literally malding rn. I'm so omega sub-poggers now, no hype train 4 me. Feelsbadman.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I'd love more information about the knitting drama.

Notwithstanding my participation on this website, I like to live a harmonious life with all of God's creations- with or without feces laden neovaginas installed by hook handed butchers.

You mean you never knew the name of your boyfriend before we told you to ask?!

I’ll never forgive the Ukrainian police for the way they cock teased us.

From Karlyn Borysenko's thread:

Everyone who died in the Holocaust choose to die in the Holocaust before they were ever born because they collective wanted to understand the experience of ultimate oppression.

That's why Hitler went to heaven.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I certainly would not have sex with shim. And I'm an aficionado of women of the cock

 

[Aunt Carol]

From Ancient Greece, to Frederick the Great, to literally the American Navy, the military was a liberating place to have sex with men.

 

[stuffandthings]

I recommend just not fucking horses though, even roofied it's a bad idea.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

 

[Stan]

quickest way to end global warming is to wipe India and china off the map.

but when I go outside to scream it at people they put me on a psych hold.

 

[Idiot Asshole]

You simpering little worm, Null.

You knowingly raised up a horde once you got bored with Chandler. You made a political force. You fostered a right wing army so you can deal with the blacks who you said in your words were your enemy. You got everything you wanted and MORE, but instead of owning it and embracing your success you made America First without the flaming homosexuality.

You made this monster, Frankenstein. You don't get to cry about it now.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Patrick Tomlinson is fat, but that's besides the point. The point is he always engages with the people who mock him, no matter how low-effort and retarded they are. He's spent several hours arguing with someone pretending to be his toilet on twitter.

 

[BubbleButt]

Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
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Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.