random_text.txt

[Return of the Freaker]

May God watch over them as they suck that dick in the fight against censorship.

 

[Cryptosporidium 136]

I UNDERSTAND ME FREAKING OUT ON YOU ALL IS INSANE.

FOR FUTURE REFRENCE , IF I DO SOMETHING DISGUSTING LIKE THIS.

CONTACT ME PRIVATELY AND EXPLAIN THE SITUATION CALMLY INSTEAD OF TROLLING ME WHICH PISSES ME OFF IN THE FIRST PLACE.

I DON'T SPEAK GEN Z SLANG.

THE ONLY WORDS I'VE BEEN TAUGHT ARE VIBING AND SLAY QUEEN.

(There’s probably more…)

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

It is right and good to desire the absolute destruction of the French.

 

[umami's milk]

(There’s probably more…)

Yeah.

BY ALL MEANS,

TELL MY BRAIN TO SHUT UP.

YOU KNOW THE HAMILTON SONG WHERE THEY ASK HIM WHY DOES HE WRITE ALL THE TIME?

I'M THAT.

This one killed me.

 

[stupid frog]

@Prehistoric Jazz
You give me 20 dirtbikes, 19 cool dudes with machetes and a truck of what you call petrol
Ill get you the biggest fuckin chicken burgers you ever saw

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

At least they made the Parasaurolophus big tiddy tradwife material.

Man, I remember when Indie games were once the future of gaming. Now is just full of dinotroons and daddy issues

How would a T-Rex shoot up a school with two fingers and tiny ass arms?

I absolutely cannot think of a situation where a dev gets mauled by their own people and within hours someone posts the dev's personal folder of infant diaper furry porn.

I thought Glam Rock was about dudes singing in a factory that produced sparks and chains, while miles aways girls were busy dancing.

Why does the dog go borf?

I thought the Twilight Zone was /mlp/.

I just want this to lead to a lawsuit with the Canadian government suing 4chan over plagiarized dinosaur porn.

@NoReturn I'm pretty sure I'm having a stroke and it's because you posted this. Holy fuck that was rough to watch.

The word blackness makes me wanna eat the forbidden cotton candy in the attic.

Hey gay kiwis do you fags really have to go through this much trouble to butt fuck each other? Being straight is great.

Minecraft had been horribly and irreversibly ruined ever since they added in bees.

Two weeks? The fuck are you doing with your potatoes, keeping them in a sauna?

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

If she wasn't barren due to genetic speddiness already, I'd wager whatever lurks in that fetid bacterial jungle has done the job.

 

[Shard]

A x ( 1* 1 ) 6 + 5= ?

what is A?

1 X1 EQUALS 1 SO DIVIDE THAT BY SIX. PLUS FIVE.12.

THE ANSWER IS 12.

EASY PEASY.

This retard put in two different variables, A and ?, making the problem unsolvable, so I’m just gonna assume ? is 0.
A*(1*1)6+5=0
A*(1)6+5=0
A6+5=0
A6=-5
A=-5/6

 

[Useful_Mistake]

A and ?, making the problem unsolvable,

Well, yeah, but that's the easy problem to mock. The other parts are funnier, imo

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

The Security State has become the one ring. Everyone in power in Washington Loves and Hates it. They fear it. They desire it. They know they must destroy it, but they cannot for it has become precious to them.

 

[AnOminous]

This retard put in two different variables, A and ?, making the problem unsolvable, so I’m just gonna assume ? is 0.
A*(1*1)6+5=0
A*(1)6+5=0
A6+5=0
A6=-5
A=-5/6

I solved it tho.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/post-13618791

You can't solve it as a number, you can solve it as a function.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You can't solve it as a number, you can solve it as a function.

Somehow I don't believe that was the intended solution

 

[Meiwaku]

how do you write all your posts and then think "yeah this is good enough" and click the button to send it

 

[Shard]

I solved it tho.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random_text-txt.1439/post-13618791

You can't solve it as a number, you can solve it as a function.

I didn’t think about it that way

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

LGBTQ2S+. Its now officially a decent computer password as it has letters, numbers, and punctuation marks. Fucking hell.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

Until this purple lipped retard starts talking about the Rothschilds, Weimar, the Frankfurt school and Magnus Hirshfeld I don't want to see his nigger ass.

See the truth is Gunt, WE, the alogs, are the ones that keep you going. We're the ones that keep you motivated to keep trying to get a win. Without the farms, you're just another fat fuckin faggot that nobody will remember. We're keeping you alive Ralph, whether you like it or not. It is for that reason, I, in good conscious cannot agree to cease and desist alogging you any longer. It would be immoral and irresponsible to do otherwise.

 

[Dolomite]

Chinese is not a problem. They are not good manners but difference they are not dangerous like white people.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

This literal nigger autist Elon is your FREN

He fights for SALT

And FREEDOM too I guess

 

[Blackhole]

you draw like old people fuck

This bitch has a name and doesn't like being called retarded.

Emily, literally everyone knows not to shake a baby. That's as common knowledge as cigarettes can kill you.

Skitzocoon batting a solid 1488

YE IS BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

>goes to interview
>I love Hitler
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves

 

[LurkTrawl]

So a big toothy cormorant. Even dinosaurs are fucking gay now.

Yo Stalin, I'm happy for you and i'mma let you finish but Hitler was the greatest genocidal maniac of all time! OF ALL TIME!