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[NerdShamer]

please don't project denial of your own psychosexual imbalances at me.

I'm a heterosexual and monogamous hermaphrodite who was mutilated in infancy and sexually violated several times a year by the surgeon until he finally ran off on my mother's best friend with his scrub nurse. . Between the ages of 13 and 25, men either wanted to beat me or fuck me and no one man was ever able to beat me or fuck me.
One of the hardest parts of upholding the golden rule is not to give back in kind to a sexist fascist slattern like this who refuses to respect my gender and then is going to try to excoriate me for vulgar insults. you're arrogant, ignorant punks in competition with everything and everybody

Seriously @Null this deserves to be immortalized

But probably not this, though

 

[Gog & Magog]

Stop just accepting propaganda about the nazis. They did indeed have a euthanasia program for a time. Euthanasia was popular across the world at the time and still has merit. It was discontinued due to public clamour. None of this meant just any sperg was put down. It was mostly mercy killing. Something we can all agree is a necessity.

 

[Shard]

I'd like to dedicate this award to my orthodox Rabbi Bill Clinton. - some random kid with a Tommy Wiseau-esque accent at The Game Awards, who then got arrested afterwards
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Why’d he get arrested?

 

[Pissmaster]

Big ups to NIGGERBLASTER9000

Congratulations NIGGERBLASTER9000, our latest Steam Deck winner!

 

[Conquistador]

"I occasionally watch gay porn but never for jerking off. Gay porn gives me the same type of enjoyment as watching animals mate on nature docs. Gay porn has never made me nut."
some wise anon on 4chan

 

[anustart76]

You're Tim Pool and you're sitting there next to this bearded gorilla that shoves dildos up his ass and sends his girlfriend out to get drilled by Matt from Tinder. He has been insisting that you call him Poppa Bear and suddenly you feel his hand on your leg under the desk as he gives you a creepy smile. He leans in and whispers "I can make a man out of you Tim".

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

 

[speedweed]

Let's dox his children.

....That is not what I expected.
I expected some american prudishness about a mother nursing her baby on a parkbench or something, not a fat nigress baring her fat-tits in the supermarket to feed her toddler, and then selling it on onlyfans as fetish-porn.

This dinosaur is small, and looks to be gay.

> Gay
> Maori
> Con-Artist

It's not uncommon to find a combination of any of two of those things, but a trifecta like that is...curious.

Being a whore is nothing like working at mcdonalds. If a hooker doesn't let me do what I want I can beat the shit out of her and dump her at the next truck stop and no one gives a fuck. But if I beat the shit out of a mcdonalds employee for not having the soft serve machine working then suddenly I've committed "assault" and the police get called again.

 

[WolfeTone]

I am sending a donation to the ADL right now just to spite you weirdos.

 

[Meat Target]

That name alone is a red flag. It'd be like a man named Rage McStabsYouInTheFace.

What's wrong with Rage McStabsYouInTheFace? Its up there with being named "Max Fightmaster".

So that's kind of nice that they distinguish between the Farms and SexyNudeKidsParadise.ru.

Never ascribe to glowniggery that which can be explained by sucking dick for cock.

 

[Aunt Carol]

REEEEEEEEEE but also lol

 

[Meiwaku]

Frankly, she should just turn to writing shitty fatgirl romance novels (a genre that does exist),

Hes Gay, the Jew of sexual orientations.

The first and possibly only time I've interacted with Jews IRL was when we had to go to a Holocaust Museum in year 8. Only thing I remember from there was that the gift shop was outrageously expensive. So I figured then that the schizos I was talking to on the internet were probably right. I mean 30 bucks for a picture book? Come on now.

^possibly my favorite post relating to jews on this entire site

I'll always find it funny when you bring up the 56% meme since you got outed as a Sea Mexican.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

C'mon she's 14, you can't jump immediately to horsefucking

 

[Frostnipped Todger]

Imagine trying to rape a horse and it kills you, what a fuckin' loser.

You people need to find Jesus so he can beat you to death.

She's Brazilian, i know my people.
I lived next to the local hospital and doctors would come up and pick oranges at my house, you'd be amazed at the diversity in age, gender and health of individuals who shove weird shit at their asses.

 

[Meiwaku]

IDK how you fag up a frog thread

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

If Ukraine was a woman she'd steal all the money out of your wallet, take your kids, and put your dog in the pound

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Love to play basketball while denying I was hatched. I have two hands after all.

If there's going to be a place people can find details, the best place is a forum dedicated to a man who raped his own mother.

We are the farmers. We watch the clit-choppers and the titty-woppers, and soon we shall discuss the amputation of your dick.

So that settles it: Ben Collins is a CIA test tube baby.

meet somewhere, have a couple of happy drinks and go steal a sheep.

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO GET FUCKED

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I wish the people behind this comic had any balls so the next comic would be Blobby doubling down and asking for an answer on the Jewish question.

 

[speedweed]

This exposes us all to the radically polarizing influence of a small percentage of truly bad lulz-seeking dementors.

 

[Table Country]

Yeah I have two questions.

1) you're a faggot

2) shut the fuck up