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[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Damn I didn't know injuns were so cool

 

[stupid frog]

I never thought I would see Jack Skellington as the Doctor. What a life.

She would be one of the worst escorts ever. Imagine trying to go fast and rough with her and then she goes "stop please, if you pull my hair I'm going to get a seizure. Also any sudden movement will kill me, go slow. Do you have mustard in your fridge? Can you get it?"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Welcome to hell, have fun!

 

[stupid frog]

Good lord she's fucked up her body with surgery so much that she honestly looks worse than when she was just fat as shit lol.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Do you think you're in some kind of courtroom drama here? Fuck off with your italics.

 

[stupid frog]

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

 

[Meat Target]

Terrorism is when you make fun of me and post a picture of my ugly ass house after I claimed to live in a mansion and laugh at it.

When your so deep into social justice it's impossible to speak in tongues, all you can do is speak in moron.

Cat Girl MILFs getting involved was an unexpected turn of events, but not unwelcomed.

On the sixteenth day of Christmas My true love gave to me six banned MSM twitter accounts, Five stolen women's suitcases, Four owned law troons, Three exposed Canadian grifters, Two failed Twitter campaigns And ragepig that is in hiding.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

I hate to break it to you buddy, but Keffals is a man.

 

[I Do Not Post]

 

[stupid frog]

@Johnny Clyde Cash :

GARBAGE DAY!!
*BLAM*

 

[KiwiFuzz]

The slow death of starvation and neglect is long term gratification and the killing is more of the sweet release of death from this alpaca flavored prison.

the sweet release of death from this alpaca flavored prison

Well this really puts me in the Christmas spirit.

There more depth and meaning to pepsi's geomagnetism then this tripe and that didn't call me racist, it just gave me a caffeine addiction.

Lesson is, never get between an Amerimutt and his corn.

I hope you ride a one horse open sleigh to Hell, motherfucker.

Okay, who didn't sign in today?

 

[Gravemind]

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I think rape and pillage are pretty badass and I've always wanted to live the life of a seafaring nomad.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

“Also, please make sure the donkey actually died. I suspect that was a scam.”

From this post:

 

[jimmybags]

(Source)

 

[Arianne Chan]

I mean I’m an autistic person myself and from my observation alone a lot of people that I interact with who are interested in lolcows are either on the spectrum or neurodivergent in one way or another. Then again that’s just my experience.

 

[Vott]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Toddlers watch Teletubbies for the colorful visuals and not for the messages of homosexuality, gun violence or racism.

in current year +7 you are required by e-celeb law to care about trannies and other gay shit. Sorry bud, I don't make the rules.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]