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[Stabmaster Arson II]

I'm unreasonably upset that Stitch has a horse dick

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

I swear to you, even in 2017 when I created this account with this username, I was able to tolerate trannies. Weird, but whatever.

I literally cannot stand these loathsome creatures anymore. They bring my piss to a boil.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

He's never been near a naked woman in the first place, maybe he could ask his e-girlfriend to mail him a turd.

 

[Aunt Carol]

"An house divided cannot stand, unless an wizard comes along and fixes everything."

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Real men dance at the urinal milking their flatworms and sing them lullabies.

 

[Meat Target]

You couldn't have that much bpd in one place without everything collapsing in on itself like a neutron star.

 

[The Line]

"JK Rowling open your DMs, I wanna cum"

-Keffals

 

[Cats]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can post whatever cum age related takes I want without being a faggot, you might as well be a float at PRIDE

 

[Table Country]

...every thursday I am locked in battle with a pudgy and self-obsessed witch who tries to destroy me in my mind palace. Once she almost got me but then the fiery form of Mohammed struck her down for attempting to hex the patriarchy.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Can we please go one Christmas without the gays trying to rape Santa

 

[Hitman One]

“Even though my two boys are not transgender,” the mother continued, “and InshaAllah they will not be!” She crossed her fingers. “InshaAllah!”

Thread 'Somali families debate new transgender policy in Burnsville schools.' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/somal...nsgender-policy-in-burnsville-schools.139470/

 

[Meat Target]

I think he's just so disgusting even his immune system has developed sentience and decided it hates him.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Good god I’ve never been so happy to see a real dick before. Finally something natural and not uncanny.

 

[Table Country]

• You take the Blue Pill, the story ends, and you cope and seethe like a Twitter tranny for all eternity
• You take the Red Pill, you stop treating everything as seriously as a heart attack, and you actually learn to have fun on the Internet

Don't mess with boomers. You are squishy and go great with mayo.

This is why we need women in STEM, to find the clits of all of the animals.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

I'm imagining someone anal voring @AnOminous and having to unhinge their bumhole like a snake as they slowly engulf the equivalent of the blueberry girl from Willy Wonka.

 

[Meat Target]

Insert maniacal, menacing laughter here.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

And you dare call yourselves autists. pathetic.

 

[NoReturn]

Orchids are shitheads.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"Then you have a penis you idiot, women don't piss from their clitoris!"

Sanest resetera user

Who do we send the ransom demand to?

chocolate starfish.

well you shouldnt trust anybody outside the farms...

When people say they're part black I ask them if its their brain

America wants to turn Africa into the new India, so they can skim the talent off the top and use the rest as code monkeys.