random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

There is an inherent imbalance in power between male and female relationships in a society that does not permit rape.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Like always wikifeet delivers

You know, people always asking "watcha doing, rabbi?" never "HOW you doing, rabbi?"

Why is the deepest gayest lore always in the guntsphere.

It is right and good to desire the absolute destruction of the French.

I'm wondering if it's possible to catch schizophrenia.

It is about ethics in cracking gay jokes about bulimic Mexican test tube babies.

Horrific I know, but allow me to put on my cum detective hat for a moment.

Can't get it up for regular sex? Well, Giantess MommyGF can use my whole body, my skeleton will remain hard for my goddess!

captain crunch ramen war crime

When I want something from the government, I don't waste my time with FOIA requests. I just put on a Ronald Reagan mask, walk in, and go wherever I please. Works every time.

Someone add 'Dying of kidney failure' to the thread title.

The bussy supply of the Molesters Grand Lodge is of utmost importance to this fat cannibal gaywad.

"Noooo you cant like Cleopatra! She owned slaves!" - this is how you sound when you say someone cant think Hitler is cool because he owned a couple gas chambers.

Someone’s been reading Forbes for Kids while necking a liter of Wild Turkey.

 

[Meat Target]

Obesity suffers from him.

 

[LurkTrawl]

How about: we definitely cater for the disabled, and we shoot the fetishists? Win win.

I can just imagine him croak out "Nice cock" in a falsetto.

I can run doom on my brain.
Checkmate atheists!

 

[Meat Target]

"What's the point of checking when every other person you meet could be Jewish? You could be Jewish-- shit, I could be Jewish."

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was thinking about this when I was grocery shopping very recently, and it got me so angry that I was literally Mad at The Produce (MATP).

He could get jacked and be 3% bodyfat, and his head would still be enormous. You cannot do cardio for head bloat.

 

[valis]

I'd like to see this fat fuck go to Texas and talk his shit about beans.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

If Halal threads were stocks, I'd call @Don't Tread on Me a speculative buy.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Did you know that there are kiwi right wing death farmers right outside your place, right now!?

You can't reason with someone with a Hollywood education on the Third Reich.

Language! This is a good, God fearing, Christian board.

"Evil preaches tolerance until is dominant, then it tries to silence good."

“When I am Weaker Than You, I ask you for Freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am Stronger than you, I take away your Freedom Because that is according to my principles.”​

― Frank Herbert

 

[Table Country]

I don't think I can resist anally raping white people anymore. I have a problem.

ACKchewally, they're called pinto beans, so anything you make with them would be a small car with a propensity for exploding.

Child.

The fuse in my coffee machine blew up today and I looked up the brand, it was made in Israel. I think the Jews are trying to assassinate me.

 

[Meiwaku]

He's like a black Keanu Reeves. No, he's the black Insane Clown Posse. He's black though, for sure.

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I am not bipolar. I am not having an episode, but I may be slightly autistic.

I can use my autistic army, I'm on the spectrum at least slightly, or so I am told.

"Every president's been Jewish since 1948" Wack100: "I'm speechless on that one."

Some Kanye ones^

His mother's pussy is complete trash, your honor.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I'm shocked by the lack of foam.

I boxed, wresled, and lifted at a young age and that gave me a shredded body at 14, and I was popular with all the milfs.. They couldn't help it that my arms, abs, and chest were greek-god-like

why is it so massive and so low down?

Fake screams aside, it’s filthy (oh, you’re not supposed to clean it, a vagina is self-cleaning!), it’s a hole, and there’s a thatch of foul hair growing around it that’s perfectly male.

Foul looking, filthy things, and I don’t mean that in a conservative preacher wife kind of way.

Their hands were tied (he tied them), he had too much baggage.

serial luggage thief and likely stolen underwear masturbator

you know how when hot dogs start going bad they get slimy, it might just be that

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even a gold digger goes through the effort of fucking and marrying old men to avoid other manual labor.

"bitch, get back in the fucking kitchen, or you deserve to get raped by trannies" is not the phrase from someone who seeks a healthy and loving relationship.

 

[speedweed]

Your balls are gone. Your cock is an inverted surgical wound you must forcibly keep open daily. Your inverted cock is not a self-cleaning vagina so you must wash out the acculumated hair, lint, and deadskin - toe jam but inside you - on a regular basis. Your colon might be leaking into your penis-hole. You have fucked up your body's endocrine system by injecting horsepiss to the point it will never function on its own again.

And to top it off you have a shitty MPB undercut.

TFW

"Cyberdildonics", fucking LOL

They aren't a punk band. A real punk band would have changed their name to White Niggers.

Kiwifarms users try not to use slurs in a kids game challenge (impossible)

You can't rape the willing.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Also fuck you Xenforo I win! Can't stop me replying you fucking forum.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The chap who opened a Maid Café in Toronto must truly understand what the Ayds weightloss candy crew went through in the 80s.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

But but but, I like having autism now!

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

this is report of the week.. fooood revieeww
*thud thud thud*
this chicken sandwich isn't the only thing packing heat
*bang*
my day is ruined

Don't fuck with Reviewbrah, he's already dressed for the funeral.
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[Aunt Carol]

tfw the wifi at the plasma place blocks KF

 

[Brett DeLawyer]

Never thought I'd see somebody tell somebody else to oranguhang themself