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[Frostnipped Todger]

The Kali Yuga is for friends.

 

[Meat Target]

If only someone would give me millions of dollars to shitpost. It would be the greatest shitposting in human history. Everyone would be triggered. Everyone would be pwned. It would be magnificent.

 

[Still Exceptional]

Therefore, I conclude the Civil Rights Movement to be racist and demand its immediate repeal.

 

[Elim Garak]

Electric? Not 'Murican enough. Goddammit I want my troon dicks gas powered or I don't want any goddam troons at all!
And I ain't talking no cop out pussified "good-for-the-environment" gas dongs, if we're gonna make these powered robo-dongs, I'm talking V-8 Detroit Built Gas-Dongs! Yessir!

 

[Hybrid Hubris]

Having an urge to look at furry porn every once and a while hardly warrants death threats and cancellation by dumb normies in my opinion

 

[Zero Day Defense]

>They aren't retarded, it's just that sdiofjsdiofewfiewhfg8uewhgu9we8shgv0pbewsdhy8gpweiakUO0G8HJY0PAOWEIGHUNAW0[epsIHGBN0[waepiugh0Q[8UYFHYIewhjgajoiurgawsogiaweuhjgfahsewgu89ashgoisadjhfgi0sadojf890asy e89ruvn8e9rnv7w8runvwe894vuqw4n89erv7nq4we89rgumfvnqew89rbuwerq89byquer8r9uqwet89ierhgjb9oewsruhjatioq23a4whjt89gwejuthgi8wauuyhtawioejtghaw9u8eihtgioaweujtaiw9euotjiaoweutrjiawejtg

COPE.

 

[Particle Bored]

"I hold a monopoly on something that should be a human right."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU8Mh763rTs&t=2129s

 

[Stormer_1]

Oh... they played around with sex toys and slapped each other for whatever reasons? wow.... truly riveting content guys, 10/10 absolutely something you CANNOT miss out on!

 

[Canopus The Brilliant]

"Welcome to the political war corner, enjoy your stay."

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

The Alice Rape video was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Shut the fuck up cucks I’m doing some gollum maxing by eating raw fish and stalking midgets.

 

[Aunt Carol]

last time Dahmer cheated with Michael Jackson. MJ was permanently ousted from the ghost harem (although my take is that she wanted to distance herself from the Child Grooming that she had done) as punishment for cheating on Staph with Dahmer and making Dahmer cheat on Staph.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

and they try so hard to belittle and diminish what I do on here by using lame ass terms like "lolcow" "lolcow" lolcow my nuts in your mouth, how about that.

 

[Lights]

Autists don't deserve respect, I mean he's fallen for the same banana in the tail pipe as Chris Chab

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Meigh used to put that foreskin in her mouth and suck the smegma out of his oversized turtleneck.

 

[Meat Target]

It's important to note that these guys are all literally redditors. They still go on reddit and post stuff on their site from reddit and talk about how reddit is totally gay. They didn't start on their current site, they started on reddit. R E D D I T. Sure, they're still trolling, I guess. But reddit is so fucking gay at this point it's like having gay sex as a bit. It just makes you gay too.

 

[RACISM]

A tragedy in two acts.

Big reason I created chase was to make friends

But people are sending me death threats because of this thread

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

This one looks like Mr. Bean trooned out after 4 rounds of chemo.

 

[Table Country]

Farmer exploring Nazi Germany history, finds that a Dictatorial regime that only got in power due to violence and instability, and after not long started a world wide war that destroyed Europe for decades, wasn't actually based and wholesome.

Luigi: Fedposting should be taken seriously! It could legitimately get you incarcerated and put you behind bars if you're not careful with your words online!

Mario: HEY PAIZANO, YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO MAKE A BOMB AND PISS OFF A LOT OF GAY PEOPLE???

Wake uP
The kiwiFArns isnt reaL
coMe bacK

Nigga you are 41 years old. You should finish filling out your AARP membership and immediately jump into a wood chipper.

I don't know what form my True Savior would come to me as, but, I'm pretty sure, nay, 100% sure, he won't come to me in the guise of a fucking banker offering me a loan.

 

[Richard Cheese]

“Goddess I’m gay for this fish”