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[Cats]

"Transphobic dry cleaner destroyed my manly packerino and attacked me with a weird smelling liquid" - @lolcow yoghurt

 

[Law]

I can tell you are a real doctor from your pfp and therefore, your diagnosis must be correct.

 

[Blackstar]

You, my friend, have never picked up dog shit in -50. You could definitely polish that.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This is literally all that separates normies from cows. The ability to hold the spaghetti.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

NOW, EVEN YOU KNOW I AM A PLIGHT to your world-wide mad mocking KIWI ORCHARD INTERNET FORUM, THEREFORE, I MUST GO TO LITIGATION. BEFORE I AM DISCRIMINATED BY THIS STALKER, TAYLOR SWIFT CONCOCTED AND CONTROLLED WORSE SLOBBERMUTT ORGANIZED HARASSMENT SLANDER INCORPORATED STALKER INTERNET FORUM, I HAND YOU THE SECRETS TO SAVE THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE, AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE.

VENMO A DOLLAR OR EVEN SEND A PROSTITUTE TO ME, FOR YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR A FUTURE.

 

[Spud]

@Mr. Cool ICE

honest to god I am terrified of jizz because its unsanitary.

Futanari is one of God's greatest mistakes

One of my many subfolders in "Troontown" is labeled "existential sexism". Dry title, juicy contents.

 

[vomitusdeux]

Can it REALLY be called sex if they're bumping literal senseless franken junk together?

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[ScooterL]

Deuces, Tiara.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The virgin Cowbois vs. the chad Ram Ranch.

"If I was forced to detransition, I'd kill myself."


You Promise?

This is literally all that separates normies from cows. The ability to hold the spaghetti.

Having lighthearted fun* reacting to a narcissist who can't cook but is fully convinced he's the only chef who can teach you how to do it right becomes less fun when the reality of the situation weighs in.**

*Unlike Jack, who is not light nor fun.
**The reality of the situation weighs a lot because Jack is really fat.

The internet is ruining an entire generation beyond repair. We need to start encouraging bullying again to fix it.

They're not fascinated or interested in women. They're interested in porn and are too retarded to differentiate it

but the world must suffer for burger retardation I guess

You know how a computer reads in binary, ones and zeroes? This crowd is kind of like that, except it's not ones and zeroes - it's liberal, or conservative. Minorities or the majority. Oppressors and the oppressed. They are literally androids. It's like Skynet but on HRT.

Bring back bullying, and for deviants like this public lashings.

 

[Meat Target]

I hate city dwellers so much, so many ideas, none of them bright.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Oakly Sellers|SpookBlook wrote: I will NEVER forget the things that have been posted about me ASSHOLE

 

[ACETONE FUCKER]

DO NOT use the n-w*rd under my trans genocide proof posts. I'm a rabid supporter of BLM and a perchloroethylene attack survivor.

It was a chemical literally named terfchloroethylene... The trans genocide is real, the terfs have invented chemicals to kill trans folx en masse.

Tetrachloroethylene - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[D_Tractor]

I state and affirm l am not a pedophile, I do not suck little boys' cocks, I am not a faggot, I did not create a "snuff film"starring a female actor, and I did not create a "snuff film"starring a male child actor. I have never had sex with a melon.

 

[Dr. Butt]

J.K. Rowling's a bitch ass motherfucker, she pissed on my fucking gender

edited b/c I'm a mong.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

If you’re needing help to win an internet spat with someone named “mommybigdick” it’s probably time to give up on this whole internet political commentator thing

 

[Aunt Carol]

Ain’t no way your zygote had feet Jill.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

This board needs "why the fuck did I click that" sticker.

I just want to shoot swarms of fire flies with a FA beltfed in 22lr

Classic Karl to be so enraptured by the 'punk mentality' he doesn't clock they just sold you half an album. Stick it to the man, ya dumb bastard.

I don't know shit about NV/thermal but I want a pair of thermal goggles so I can pretend to be a Predator.

"I turn potentially traumatic moments in my life into content for money"

Remember Sky did kill a dog through negligently letting it hang out the window of a moving vehicle.

This is not a bowl of food, it is a bowl of decorative materials.

holy shit I have seen abandoned yume nikki fangames on Uboachan that looked better than that

The guy definitely clopped it to ponies so him wanting to fuck a blue cartoon dog isn't out of the question.

ACAB


Except if a mentally ill Homeless person clearly suffering worse than I ever have in my entire life is rude to me.

he's put all his anger into his now unbelievably fat wife.

It's like shipping a box with an important piece of equipment with absolutely no form of bracing or protection but plenty of room to rattle around in and then sending over a second box filled with nothing but packing peanuts.

 

[tehpope]

I did not have 'Kanye West on Alex Jones in a Gimpsuit' on my 2022 Bingo card.

 

[Gutter Twin]

Welcome to globalism bitch

 

[Blackhole]

I HAVE SUPER HACKED INTO SNEED'S FEED, SOURCES SAY BEFORE HE OWNED THE SEED; CHUCK SUCKED AND FUCKED.

Obviously the IRS is the beating heart of Satan manifested on Earth and anyone who works for it has already sold their eternal soul to the fiery lakes. However,

"Raise your hand and prepare to take the oath... oh that's right, you can't. Loser. Case dismissed."

Oompa Loompa diggity dash
You’ll grow a great hump eating burgers from trash

What do you get when your clothes are too small?
Can’t find your size anywhere at the mall

If you’re needing help to win an internet spat with someone named “mommybigdick” it’s probably time to give up on this whole internet political commentator thing