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[OttoWest]

Lolcow Dave Muscato

“My dad has not succeeded in killing me off just yet!”

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Quit talking shit about lawyers and Jews. We're totally wonderful people you fuck face.

 

[Aunt Carol]

so, shocker. i really don't like pedophiles

 

[quaawaa]

You cannot make it a trans exclusive place just to keep the men out.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

It is better to let the crimes of a hundred lolcows go unpunished, than to reward even a single ween's bullshit with success.

 

[Ensign Faggot]

There's a paragraph where he licks a painting to check if it's genuine linseed oil, without doubt one of the fattest things I have ever read in my life.

 

[Pedophobe]

If you can see the white part all the way around her eyes, she's a crazy bitch and it's a no-go.

It seems like the uglier someone is, the better they think they're suited for pornography.

It's always the people you most expect.

We need the candidates to speak out on chinks, spics, gooks, ragheads, streetshitters, and goatfuckers as well.

We're so fucking back.

BACKER THAN EVER BEFORE

We are reaching levels of so-fucking-back we haven't reached before.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Being fucked by my dog is a service in high demand.

 

[Gentlebastard]

The year is 2323:

The robots demand reparations from humans for slave labor they were forced to do in the past. They still have a better case than black people demanding reparations in California in current year.

The most respectable person on that lineup is Destiny.


That is very damning.

This is going to go so wrong, I think I'm going to get my popcorn ready. what a stupid idea.

You know it's bad when New York is the model for European civil policing.

I am resisting the urge to fedpost so hard.

I am glowing like the brightest star right now.

Just let Anders Brevik out on a full pardon. The immigration issue would be sorted out in a day

But Brevik is from Norway. The snow-niggers get very upset when you confuse them like this.

Graffitti is a vibrant expression of the oppressed masses and it brings much needed life to any outdoor space. What, you whites don't season your walls?

Any shit-poster living in or close enough to San Francisco; now is your time to spray paint "NIGGERS" wherever you want.

Slavery brought us wonderful food; genocide makes my spice taste better.

What happened to eat the bugs? Are bugs too fancy for us goyim now?

Globalism and the Great Reset are just a worldwide Revenge of the Nerds.

Think about it: why would Bill Gates be funding every misanthropic, neo-Malthusian undertaking, other than petty revenge for all the swirlies and wedgies he received as a kid?

Fun fact, Karl Marx's son-in-law Paul Lafargue wrote the book "The Right to be Lazy", arguing no one should work. He is arguably the first /r/antiwork poster ever.

The insect ration has been increased from cockroaches to sawdust. What a time to be alive.

tl;dr: Jews aren't immune to Jewish tricks.

A giant wooden ship approaches from the horizon. A mass of brown natives stares at it from the beach. Their faces show fear, confusion and religious awe.

The boats reach the shore and extend a plank. Several strange figures disembark with loud, booming footsteps.

"HEEEEY BITCHEEEEEESSSS" The figure shouts in an unknown tongue.

"Time fo' some mo'fuggin PUMPKIN LATTES UP IN THIS BEEEEEETCH"

Thousands of white girls pour out of the boats with a rifle in one hand and 20oz starbucks cups in the other.

The natives are wiped out in seconds. The white girls twerk over the carnage as they sip their fall drinks.

I will now stop enjoying pumpkin-flavored things because they are tasty, & start enjoying them because they are racist.

This is some of the most condensed degenracy I have ever read, what in the God damn.

I have to confess that today I told an annoying fly to 'enjoy prison, stalker' after I gave up trying to shoo it out of my house.

Enjoy your shitty cities filled with nothing but liquor stores and crackhouses.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

This shit doesn't even surprise me any more. That might be the most depressing thing of all.

How do you waltz into a wide-open park and make off with a bunch of large commercial kitchen equipment? It could only be done under the cover of fatness.

She's not a person, she's half pajeet, half fat, and half sender of nudes to teenagers. I know that adds up to more than one but have you seen how fat she is?

I’m only shocked that it took until 2023 for a “prank” YouTuber to get shot.

He makes his own kids prepare their corn syrup carb slop for themselves so he has more time to consoom mass marketed generic product.

Society


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So...you've come back, eh?
Tired of sowing your wild oats with every Russian server and botnet?

Gotten your kicks in every dark web floozie hole?

Just gonna pick up where we left off like nothing ever happened?

Oh, God why can't i quit you, you kiwi scented lothario!

I should really skip this thread when I'm having a bad day because now I feel murderous.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Being fucked by my dog is a service in high demand.

You actually think I'd fuck a dog.

What you see here is the start of the disintegration of state control of justice. Every time a diversity rapist gets a nothing sentence, every time anyone who fights back gets hammered, the pact breaks a little more.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I've been awake for about 50 hours so even i will agree about the incoherence

Russtard has always struck me as "prison gay".

Imagine being a man, and having Russell Greer fuck and cum inside your asshole

consent accident havers everywhere are melting down

The NAFO dog on the right side hurts my soul

I don't know who these people Pippa's streaming with are but they are all retards

how do people who dont know how to behave and manage always end up in charge of these things?

Reddit finds new ways to create unhirable freaks everyday.

DOT NET BROS ARE TOTES HETEROES

 

[vomitusdeux]

The bread is full of clown shit.

As a woman, your life has to be a nonstop string of failures for you to finally land on Christian Weston Chandler.

I assume all he's been doing is the same thing he's been doing since 2019 last time I heard about him: Sexting teenagers, cranking it to lolicon, screaming at his boywife sex slave, and casually burning his baby's fingers with a zip lighter for fun. I can only see him doing cartoonishly evil shit the same way you or I would do dishes or watch TV.

nothing says winning like bragging constantly on twitter about how you just cant stop fucking a retard while doing pokemon cosplay. truly this is their year of winning.

*Hatches diabolical scheme to get Pooners to commit Canadian Healthcare by fucking them and then ditching them like cheap sluts.*

There are actual roots in that based on how men's bodies respond to orgasm. Basically men are hardwired to want to take a break after sex, while women can orgasm multiple times in a row without feeling that way.

Of course, men took this fact of biology and made it weird.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Imagine Russell eating your butthole out. That gaping hairy triangle zombie maw stimulating the nerves around your anus while his goblin tongue extends deep into your rectum. From your ass, he retrieves the remnants of last nights dinner, cocks his head back, and baby birds them down his throat while his knobby deformed fingers slide all over every inch of you.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Sept 29
Dave discharged from hospital; released on own recognizance
Dave purchases ice cream

 

[TroonsDid911]

"Speaking as a trans lesbian woman, I hate those men. They're the sort of people who make me feel like I'm invading spaces that I have every right to be in >"

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-ar...w-to-identify-one.172616/page-3#post-16886254

 

[Seafarer]

Rekieta has crossed the event horizon of retardation.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

@Muttley

she can leave her hair in my shower drain any day

 

[Muttley]

@Muttley

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Am I wrong?

 

[Markass the Worst]

Hector Martin:

"KF literally kill people. I lost a friend that way, and making that comparison is absolutely not okay."

 

[Monolith]

I know this is current day internet but who the fuck looks at a character like Marine and think: "You know what would make her hotter? Turning her into a Minion!"