random_text.txt

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

China might have the Great Firewall, but we have the Corponet.

 

[tehpope]

Sup fellow niggos, I also can't breathe

 

[Aunt Carol]

Shampoo + conditioner + trim the split ends, and it looked pretty good. Not Sebastian Bach good, but girls talked to me.

Find some better friends if you can. They must be massive spergs if you're their best chance of buttsex.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

As Western civilization creeps towards actual civilization, transgender women are living—and dating—more freely than ever before.

From an article about the rules of dating trans women.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

They also grow rape in there

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I suspect him having home security camera footage was not on the local law enforcement's bingo cards

 

[Tablet County]

you're getting mad over a guy that has a loli on their profile and rationalizes Chinese imperialism because they're "more conservative" than the West.

 

[Dr. Butt]

This is Kiwi Farms. Cancer happens. Life is horrific.

Also, Ellen Page will never be a man and her zipper tits are not attractive.

At a Buc-ees below the Mason-Dixon Line. Help!!

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

I wonder what the IDF autism unit is up to though

 

[Croaking Spider]

"Local man found drowned in chocolate, apparent suicide note just says 'become the green M&M'"

 

[Hitman One]

If I ever commit a mass murder, look for "Amouranth Vaginal Yeast Beer" to feature heavily in my manifesto as my main motivation.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Trooning out when you look like that at age 50 is like having a sealed copy of Sgt Pepper's, signed by all four Beatles, that you ripped open and used for turntable scratches in your Limp Bizkit cover band.

That's like the B-plot of Shaft in Africa, where Shaft fucks the emir's daughter so proficiently that she decides not to get a clitoradectomy.

 

[Tablet County]

Null starts feeding directly off of your stem cells.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Aw, I spelled that wrong. Not wrong about Shaft, though.

Troons fling rape accusations around like there's no tomorrow. But the MtFs also really love to rape.

 

[Skitarii]

CHRIS CHAN SAYS HWABAG

KIWISISSIES EVERYWHERE KNEEL

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

Jen has some sort of eating disorder (besides the eating shit one)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

You might as well have spit in his mother's face and told him you raped Miyamoto while Donald Trump cheered you on.

 

[Tablet County]

An email that was leaked showed a BBC correspondent encouraging staff to use terms like "settler-colonialism" and "ethnic cleansing," according to media reports.

"Words like ‘massacre’, ‘slaughter’ and ‘atrocities’ are being used – prominently – in reference to actions by Hamas, but hardly, if at all, in reference to actions by Israel."

The Times reported that some BBC correspondents had been crying in the toilet over the BBC's refusal to use the aforementioned language.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Get back to work for the holy vagene or die, scrote.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Toy Soldier

that's one reason to live in alaska
can flip all the midgets you want

@JGWentWorth

@Toy Soldier, you ever see that vid of some russian 12 yo trying to bully some homeless dude until he loses his shit and just kicks his ass? it's fucking hilarious