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[Army Burger]

I've met multiple white girls who fuck dogs so I really can't argue.

 

[Stay safe]

"He and my mother are so fed up with my bad eating habits that they've decided to do this from now on: Take $25 out of my every paycheck to pay for my funeral "when I die at 30 for my horrible eating""

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Argonian Scum]

Kiwifarms is basically an abuse umbrella

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Some more Oliverisms:

"This forum is for sadists to mock, harass and ridicule the disabled/autistics"

"This thread shows i'm the only sane person here"

 

[Karen Riley]

Murder isn't bannable unless you do it in a really autistic, embarrassing way that brings the farms into disrepute.

PLEASE

 

[JU 199]

Perverted: Due to Autism

 

[DuskEngine]

@Dynastia has found out where I live, and I'm really scared now.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Army Burger]

"went out to eat at Taco Bell then exploded the mall" - Amy Slaton

 

[Hellfire]

 

[ZehnBoat]

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HELLO POLICE I AM AN IMPORTANT TRANNY ON THE INTERNET THROW HIM IN JAIL FOREVER

 

[CatParty]

If someone finds you online, does that mean they will Kill or Rape you?
Because they can just run into your house and rape you and kill you.https://kiwifarms.is/threads/hilarious-pms.16053/page-24#post-1728394

 

[Rou]

If this was sucking his dick any harder it would have to do so in a motel with mirrored ceilings and hourly rates. Christ.

 

[IV 445]

"You know what else is fucked up? I wasn't scared until I realized I was still alive... Then I was scared and disappointed"

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-proserpina-victoria-campbell.24100/

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Say what you will about genital infections, but herpes has done more for her career than her gender studies degree.

 

[SpacePanther]

That fake baby has no chance of growing up to be a healthy fake person.

 

[Hellfire]

"Seeing diseased vagina was not a part of my fucking agenda for the day."

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Sure, I admitted I'm attracted to 15 year olds.

 

[*Asterisk*]

@El Rodrigo,

If he actually builds that cabinet, I'll notch him up by "1" on my Scale of Respect.
....which is currently at negative 50.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/andrew-dobson-tom-preston.16465/page-438