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[Pedophobe]

Action and consequences, has there ever been a more tragic combination?

Saying you should kill yourself is not a death threat. It is a death request.

 

[Tablet County]

"You illegally operated a locomotive in a residential area!" said the fat bearded fuck Sir Topham Hat.
"Oh no!" Puffed Henry.
"I'm sorry, but we must wall you off in train prison".

Just wanted to clarify. Got Cog out of the toilet or got Cog out of the house?

 

[Johnny Salami]

Having trouble sleeping due to some shit going on RN, check my thread in Mass Debates for more details.

 

[Would]

If I saw two dudes kissing, I'd film that too. It's not something you see everyday, especially in public.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

At this point, I've been routinely disappointed by Square Enix's releases for twice as long as I was enjoying them...but the old stuff was so good that I can't fully give up on them like some kind of battered wife who keeps going back to her husband.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It's like these retards that google "How long is cyanide detectable in the body", "life insurance payouts" and "cheap flights to Hawaii" minutes before they poison their spouse.

Watching a normie trying to understand the Autism Vortex he got sucked into is always a beauty to behold

plays him like a 47-chromosomed fiddle

Shit, I had no idea that diets were as simple as sticking to one food group, portion size be damned. I'm going to start a Milka and grain alcohol diet.

Every time trailer trash dies a pawn shop gets a Taurus.

GAMERGAAAAAAAAAAAATE!! KIWIFAAAAAAAAAARMS!!

i hate how recently most 'bad/weird cooking' genre webpages became a compilation of "black man looks at someone doing something kinda silly and goes 'OH MAH GAWD OHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAHHHHH HEL NAAAAAA MAAAAANG NAAAAAAHH BRUUUUH' while they mug the split screen camera" videos

 

[Polentic]

i'll double down. rat dads dick on monkey app

i'm hoping he gets a good trap before the dick.. so he can be all like "damn i bet that puss nice let me see" and BAM tranny dick

 

[Tablet County]

Give me a cubicle (never thought those fucking words would come out of my mouth), or an office, or I will eventually eat your face. Open floor plans were invented by the antichrist himself.

 

[MrJokerRager]

In the words of Sargon, I wouldn't even rape her

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

My cat has no appetite and barely eats anymore. Transphobia is everywhere.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Of course I prefer the older game for various reasons, not the least of which this weird condition I have where I will literally start to feel depressed if I'm away from older game consoles for too long (that may sound like I'm meming but I assure you I'm serious).

 

[Coelacanth]

Thats pretty normal, bearded dragons can be very angry when you need to clean their ballsack

 

[Aunt Carol]

As a neighbour i'd hurl abuse at this mega autist on the daily.

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

Damn that pussy nice!!!

 

[Q !!Hs1Jq13jV6]

The X account, which has not been used since roughly 2021, appears to contain multiple posts laden with obscene images, homosexual cartoons, bipolar political takes, and eager replies to Onlyfans models.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Goddamn this cunt is fucking ugly. Why are people allowed to look like this?

 

[Gentlebastard]

[Desperately trying not to fedpost]

Damn, you know you're a retard when a known low IQ cow tells you you're doing dumb shit.

Congrats on being raped while being old enough to think you were consenting to a pathetic chick who couldn't get someone her own age and had to prey on children, I guess.

That’s a Hallmark card right there.

For one small fee you too can live the life of a beanie wearing man child narcissist obsessed with cape shit.

EDIT: Confirmed fake and gay, but well faked and well gayed.

This entire thread has been censored by your kiroshi implant eyes.

You are the dumbest retardedest smallbrain gorilla monkey in the world if you think that's a remotely good, productive, or morally-justified kind of idea.

 

[Tablet County]

Getting molested and having to watch a shitty David Copperfield trick?

It's a 2 for 1 when he makes his thumb disappear.

"I don't fuck kids. They just don't have the assets. I need big boobs to get off, yuge even. I expect the biggest and best of everything, and kids just don't have it. And these days the ladies, they're not built like they used to be. You see these flat, unhappy women walking around. Many such cases. Sad."

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When you get raped by a pack of niggers, it'll be your fault.

Skill issue I guess

Bible fanart has always been a thing, it's just that people who did it used to be classically trained + cripplingly afraid of going to hell

 

[Solomon Bundy]

Such is the criminality of the negro that he breaks even the laws of gravity!

 

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

I think i was trying to say something about Israel...

@Useful_Mistake

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