random_text.txt

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

i've seen her arm

 

[Tablet County]

This whole exchange works, if you can fit it in smoothly.

You just need appropriate lubrication.

Nothing gets a women going like "Have sex with me NOW or I am going to go mentally fuck an asian woman in the asshole through my iphone screen."

Your life is already over stalker train. You have been instructed countless times to stop running on this track. Continuing to do so constitutes felony locomotive harassment. Enjoy (train) prison.

 

[CEO of Pickles]

Happy New Year from Ben Collins!:
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Everything is Gamergate.
beep boop

 

[Skitarii]

Yes stalker child, we did use coof-tests to DNA profile 98% of the planet. We will now initiate Sustainable Development Goal 1488 - Total Jew Death

 

[Tablet County]

If you're going to fight gender roles, just make sure the gender roles don't end up kicking your ass.

also since OP is literally a faggot, it sounds like he's projecting. namaste.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Suicide by meat day 2 vlog.

The autistic male prose really shines through

Meat cures everything. That's why lions and sharks live forever.

Have fun dealing with my burner accounts asshole

Get the fuck off the farms, nigger. We don't want you here.

Pokemon be culturally appropriating black folx language.

AT LEAST HEINRICH HIMMLER WAS THERE FOR HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER

Born too early to travel in space, born too late to rag on sexless anime nerds.

*opens the thread expecting some retarded tweets and fat jokes*
*sees 3 pages with Nazis and Himmler pics*
OK, I guess my lunch will be entertaining.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I got my balls stuck in a garden chair once when wearing swimming trunks which were way to big for me.

 

[Mr Bunny]

there's no feeling more gratifying than child abuse.

There're always opportunites for random_text.txt

 

[Aunt Carol]

Expecting good vibes in a public men's shitter is completely unhinged retard shit.

 

[Wy4M]

The "Chonburi organ" is something that cis women don't get to have.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-17449866

 

[Seafarer]

If your music can be described as lo-fi I can definitely kick your ass.

 

[Tablet County]

Slow down before your heart a-logs you again.

please daddy Nicu don't kill me bro I swear the production increased 10 fold the peasants are lying again collectivize harder daddy please

 

[RACISM]

my cock is not impressive

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You hold all the power. Stop being a thin-skinned little nigger bitch and you will win.

Recognizing a nigger by how he breathes is a level of racism one can only wish to reach.

 

[MrJokerRager]

Abandoning heraldry for vexillology was the worst mistake civilization ever made. You never blazon tincture a tincture. How am I supposed to notice the blue chevron next to the slightly lighter blue chevron?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Can you imagine Hawking trying to vocalize his pleasure by typing away on his gay little keyboard thing?

YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
MORE
MORE
ALMOST
YES
YES
YES
MORE
MORE
GOOD
YES
YES
YES
ALMOST
ALMOST
JOHN MADDEN
JOHN MADDEN
AIEOU
AIEOU
AIEOU
JOHN MADDEN

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

My mental image of Steven Hawking "participating" in an underage orgy is just a bunch of kindergartners button mashing on his speak and spell.

 

[Shard]

Dayum Al Gore got fat.

More like Al Vore

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

That's an ukulele, that's a complete different type of gay.

Oh yeah the manga that introduced bestiality to the general weeb population.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

Saying you should kill yourself is not a death threat. It is a death request.

I personally support equal voting rights. And by that I mean men shouldn't be allowed to vote either.