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[Pascal's Wagie]

I want Cobes to get laid so bad it’s unreal.

 

[Tablet County]

Anyway I SAW Dirty Dog throw a coronavirus at Cool Cat. Double checkmate sweaties

One pees in coke
One leaves you broke

Who will win
Who will lose

This time on
CHINKS
VERSUS
JEWS!!

Sundays @ 4 pm EST/3 pm CST

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

He means opening the dog's mouth and sticking your tongue inside

Neo Geo autism is out of my league.

Women like this have gaping pits in their souls that nothing can ever fill. Well, a family would, but you know a chick like this isn't about to do her biological duty.

 

[Tablet County]

youre a goddamn liar pooners are funny goddamnit. theres this one that comes into the gym he looks like wesker but like 5 foot lmfao

Dunning Kruger exists as an illustration that people don’t recognize intelligence greater than their own. If you think all people of x group are dumb, that’s a self condemnation.

Hungarians are the master race. That's why it is hung-arian-s. Coincidence? I think not!

Hung - Chinese surname most often spelled 洪
Arian - Followers of heretic Arius

Chink alert, chink alert!

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How did this flabby fat fuck not get beaten and robbed in a foreign country?

My dick DOES work without Viagra stalker, enjoy prison!

 

[Gentlebastard]

I suppose we all have our different experiences with the horror of human depravity.

“The asshole is not made to have sex with”

YOU DONT SAY?!?

What a dumb bitch, your Amish wife who gives you head whenever you ask is so much better.

just look at how tall he isn't compared to everyone else

And stop impersonating used grease bins behind Whataburger. The owners pay for that grease and you're scaring the kids that work there.

Fat is the essence of his human flesh. There is no humanity left inside, only Wendigo.

This guy I knew went from looking like a youthful average guy in his 20s to looking like a drugged up grandma prostitute all in the span of a couple years.

Turns out people who marry cartoons are more self aware than your average redditor.

some retard chillin' in da club or a coomer searching on the online for the cheapest ho risks getting sucked off in the dark by a hpv-infected elderly pederast in a minidress

When we shit on troons, the total happiness in the world increases.

How did this flabby fat fuck not get beaten and robbed in a foreign country? Could he possibly look more like an American tourist?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Jews are niggers.

 

[RACISM]

I for one am more modern and civilized and use condescension instead of anal raping to impose my dominance.

 

[Tablet County]

Man, I’m such a shithead that the phrase “weaponized sexual violence” made me giggle.
Like, I’m imagining some Oppenheimer shit going on in the secret US Rape Department.

Hamas footsoliders were also carrying plans written in German for a masturbation machine and something called "Der Holocauster".

Look here, look listen. Now is a great time to invest in gold and lead.

I met Steve Martin once. I told him how I liked him in Three Amigos. He then killed me by dropping an anvil on my head.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Giving a jewish woman power is like voluntarily sucking on an AIDS needle

 

[Pedophobe]

EAT, PRAY, SHIT

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Some guy in the Rittensneed watch thread said:

My hard drive has the capacity of 4 millipedes

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

This is also what happens to the minority troons but honestly there's just less of a tragic element there from my point of view. They just got roped into our decadent society by their parents/grandparents who came here seeking a fat paycheck. I am not sympathetic TBH fam cut your dick off Alejandro like I give a shit.

PS: fuck the Capellen Confederation - the Taurian Concordat is going to grind you slant-eyed commie fucks into breakfast sausage and use your bastard mechs for spare parts.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This is the worst endorsement of anal sex I've ever seen.

Forum drama: what a great way to start off 2024.

He's planning something foul. I know his kind.

I love watermelon too. Could live without grape soda, but probably not without grape Jolly Ranchers.

Lawd have mercy... the baby, the "woman" the kid in the background saying "DAS A GUD CRUNCH MOMMUH"

WITH THE GODDAMNED SMOKE DETECTOR LOW BATTERY CHIRP

Yeah, when I sadbrain post it tends to not make a lot of sense. It's like trying to interpret music.

 

[Tablet County]

I have so many questions I'd like to ask, but my interviewing style has been lauded as "A mental root canal", "Brings back memories of the Gestapo", and my personal favorite "All the warmth of a Siberian gulag".

I guess you can have your tranny cocks sucked and dry at the same time too.

I dunno, maybe you should be more proud of your cock by using it.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I think Josh should stick it up her pooper.

Don't be a coward, Joshua Coomer Moon, and take the brown pill

This is the worst endorsement of anal sex I've ever seen.

(this one has been mentioned already)

Well, are there any GOOD endorsements of anal sex?

Typically the ones that don't mention the involvement of fecal matter. There's good endorsements for everything if you're persuasive enough.

This whole exchange works, if you can fit it in smoothly.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

We are not being gay opped by the State of Texas.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

You need to understand making the sex trafficking argument to a coomer probably just gets his cock harder

 

[goodgrief]

These two walk in similar circles. She doesnt have to stalk the buffalo to know where the buffalo roams

 

[Hitman One]

Your mistake was responding, all the women on this website have severe mental issues.