random_text.txt

[Waifu Days]

I don't particularly like black people (nothing personal or racist or anything, I just don't),

 

[geppeto's woodclock]

It's fine as long as you qualify it with "I'm not being racist but..."

 

[Meat Target]

current day politics is a gateway drug to schizophrenia

 

[Tablet County]

Also AIDs lol

 

[AnOminous]

Would you rather get fucked to death by a very large horse or cut your asshole up a bit on some broken glass?

 

[／Ｏｕｒ Ｌａｄｄｉｅ／]

YOU CONNED ME, JOAH! I KNEW THIS WOULD ALL BE A SCAM!

Nice combo of typo, all caps, farms reference

 

[Arcade Gannon]

"All future trolling and harm that comes to me, especially on Kiwi Farms and Twitter, is now your responsibility."

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Bitch's neck is so long her coffee gets cold before it reaches her stomach.

 

[Probably An Autist]

‘Rehab’ is just when he goes and sits in the hole in his wall behind the grey towel for ten minutes, like some kind of crackhead Narnia, then re-emerges fully energised ready to take on the odds again.

 

[MrJokerRager]

"The sandniggers made me gay and groom children!" is a novel excuse, I'll give you that.

Still dumb tho.

 

[Your Best Friend]

Ozempic is the one that causes crotch rot right?

Shoot up fatties.

Have you tried just not being fat?

 

[NaggotFigger]

>I HATE THE SHARTY!
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[6thRanger]

They'll take predatory loans, fall for tech-support scams, get catfished, get raped over and over, experience multiple muggings for following shady characters into secluded spaces, buy Google Play cards to pay off the "IRS", and if male, become a grindset/wake-up-at-2am guy. If female, they will fall deep into the MLM abyss.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

I like to imagine its a Peewees Playhouse situation where everything in his house is alive........and everything actively chooses to dick with him

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

A robot won't rob you for meth money. Not yet at least.

 

[internet friend]

I think he would have a more stable life if he just stuck to crack.

He has an average size penis, as he clarifies every single stream.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

If you're that interested in being an internet moderator you should probably start seeking treatment for transgenderism right now.

 

[The Pulverizer]

Yes, I want to be blindfolded and raped by a shark.
Yes, I post on the kiwi farms.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I suck cock.

 

[JustSomeDong]

If you suck at suicide so much that someone can take a flight across the country in time to rescue you, that's kind of on you.