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[Thomas Eugene Paris]

HAI ERRIOT
WE KNOW U READ DIS
NAOW WE KNOW THE CHING CHONG BING BONG PISS YOU OFF
WE DO IT LOTS MORE
BECAUSE IT PISS YOU OFF

CHING CHONG BONG FONG TONG DONG NONG CHONG DING DONG WONG KONG

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

 

[Pedophobe]

Note the word “seething.” SEETHING… such drastic overuse of language.

Sorry, child, we can't let the idiot win. It's for the best.

I miss Norm.

Is the Kiwi a Dodo or a Phoenix?

 

[Tablet County]

AAHHHHHGGGG

NOT THE EGGS OUT HIS ASS?!?!?!

 

[Yeeted Teet]

I never thought I would miss the AIDS crisis.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I desperately want to know how elaborately he can spin this lie if pressed on it.

Oh, he is funny. Not intentionally, but he's funny.

Speedrunning through maid and mother straight to crone.

People in general do not want to care about the millennia old feces flinging feud that started well before Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ was born.

delusional cheese alchemy

If you're going to have a brain disorder that makes you want to lie, invent better excuses retard.

all of the licentiousness and whorishness of a degen pastor who then kills himself after being outed for sucking truckers off in a toilet while in drag

"Wow... that's a little big" ~ Jack "Size Queen" Scalfani

Moar meat in belly --> Feel gud = Health
Checkmate, doctor

What kind of sick freak gets off on putting his penis in a woman's vagina? Why can't they just fuck assholes like normal men?

Now I can’t unsee the retard fellatio.

Every day I endeavor to hate journos more than the day before.

Posts like these are what the Islamic Content and Horrifying stickers are for.

The corpse of “shame” has been rotting in a ditch for years now, and at this point I’m not sure who to blame.

 

[LurkTrawl]

I just like seeing minorities panic

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

I'd also say females engaging in broom handle sodomy is a rarity, but I could be wrong.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

genocide (which I normally think is bad)

 

[MrJokerRager]

For those of you who didn't read the article (most of you, presumably), the writer is saying the fact that Americans are so batshit retarded about history is a bad thing.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The correct answer to someone asking how to learn to code is: YOU CANNOT BECAUSE YOU WILL NOT

 

[scathefire]

I think Josh's Domino's world view is very indicative of his eurofag attitude overall.

 

[Tablet County]

"Your honor! I thought she was just short!"

Horses can't baptize.

I'm convinced NAMBLA will eventually sue Discord for IP theft.

What kind of postapocalyptic dystopian nightmare society do you have to live in to even entertain for one iota of a second that "the horse had a giant cock and I'm a size queen" as a potential defence against accusations of being a perverted degenerate?

 

[ForTheHoard]

Locking down my account for a bit because Kiwifarms and its owner picked up the Vaush horsecock stuff

 

[stupid frog]

angry faggot I lived like the best of youse for two years. I got 11 different kosher fucklady sheepdips. My BF insisted on even immersing new plates in a mikveh. I used to eat his ass out and he loved it, and this same man is now a prominent cantor in Sheepshead Bay. What I'm saying is that being in a relationship with me is a developing and enriching experience that you will never enjoy.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

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“Us true leftists stand as a united front on the issue of loli porn”

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine letting Ari Aster make a 3-hour long schizoid meltdown about how he's scared of his mom featuring a giant penis monster but thinking you really gotta keep an eye on the spicy latinx whose writing a cartoon musical about gay demons.

The Ralph defense. "Ya honor, I'm just fuckin' retarded. Have you seen the shit I say on stream?"

angry faggot I lived like the best of youse for two years. I got 11 different kosher fucklady sheepdips. My BF insisted on even immersing new plates in a mikveh. I used to eat his ass out and he loved it, and this same man is now a prominent cantor in Sheepshead Bay.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Coming to a thread meant to celebrate one of the most (in)famous and active hard line feminist in the farms, singlehandedly dominating the discussion and turning it into a sincere discussion about following the bibble teachings in modern day western society is a level of undermining a woman Andrew Tate could only aspire to, i'm impressed

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

With heavy machinery and guys with reflective vests and construction helmets you can steal lot of infrastructure without anybody batting an eye

If Wil is so concerned with the well being of Elmo he should challenge Larry to a duel. Five rounds in the octagon, let's go.

What Research Says About Cats: They’re Selfish, Unfeeling, and Environmentally Harmful

 

[Space Police]

Fix your fucking website Josh, I cannot physically and/or emotionally put more effort into posting a video of Finnster sucking a dildo.