random_text.txt

[Myrtle the Turtle]

What part of sperging about whether or not Hitler had oil constitutes a "deep thought" rather than a debate?

 

[Tablet County]

I follow this girl on YouTube but I'm a little peeved that she isn't diabetic or morbidly obese.

It's a turd.... it's a shame... no.... it's SUPERFAT!


His kryptonite is employment.

The USA has more niggers but the EU is way fucking gayer.

Which is the lesser evil?

YOU decide.

We need to force programmers into learning on 80's machines with 64k until they can account for every damn byte.
You need more? Learn assembly language. Still need more? Here's a fucking cassette drive you useless faggot.

 

[Pedophobe]

God's Sanest Tumblr user meets God's Most Professional Tech CEO

@The Backwards Man
Do NOT say the nigger word on my page.

I wish all my stalker children a million dollars!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I saw a rainbow yesterday, it made me happy till I remembered what it's associated with today.

Shes fine with anything if she feels it hurts Men. Even mutilating little girls.

Plus they know how to have fun. Sure it's a little gross, but it's still fun.

 

[Spud]

If by estrogen you mean a hard throbbing dick, then yes.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Got sharted on during a 69. An incident that I referred to forever after as "the showstopper".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Guys I love Hitler as much as the next person

 

[Gentlebastard]

Honestly, instead of Jews and Social Justice and Gaza, we need to talk about the big issues facing the west. And by big issues, I mean big fat chicks.

You'll take my Penisaurus when you pry it from my cold, dead, hand!

things that men do judge you for:
>being fat
>having cringe tattoos
>being fat
>clothes that scream "attention whore"
>being fat
>high effort / unnatural hair style and color
>being fat
>being anorexic
>being fat
etc

This is such a tumblr response I pray for a plague to fall upon this troon's house.

Pourin' out a 40 of adenochrone for mah real nigga, hail Baphomet an shit.

When I was younger, I worked in a place where I was the only male. The boss who I was friends with told me I was actually causing issues in the workplace because the women were starting to be catty and pissy with each other trying to win my attention.

It's even funnier when I think back and remember I spent most of my time in the corner of the office, with my desk facing all of theirs so they couldn't see my screen. I did this, so I could work on my Resident Evil fireangel website.

>aids infected gay man
>stopping having sex
you get to pick one and only one.

"Excuse me, I believe that the dog you sold me is defective. It chomped my mother-in-law's nose off, which I'm kind of okay with, but it very much bugged my wife. The real rub is that it also ate my baby, which makes me a bit peeved. I would like to request a full refund, please."

Then some nigger came into the thread spamming porn and jannies deleted the thread.

Hello folks. Welcome to another episode of “I hunt for pervs in the MTF subreddits so you don’t have to.”

Creepy as hell. I feel swarmed by jehovah's witnesses, Hare Krishnas, Scientologists, nxivm, and Jim Jones all at the same time.

Hey nerd, tell your mum I'm sick of her only doing double anal. Next scene is triple anal with piss or I'm giving you a fucking swirlie!

Nigger you read my cotton-picking mind.

 

[Hitman One]

Having looked at his reddit post history, I wish he chose a more painful way to kill himself.

Okay, who had "self-immolating soy-guzzling redditors" on their 2024 bingo board?

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

In 2124, Africa will still be Africa.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

Actually, the messy things I've done with brushable figures you've seen are things I'd never do with my Twilight plushie. I did cum on my plushie once and quickly learned that minky fabric is just insanely difficult to clean. I did manage to get her perfectly clean again, but it took about four and a half straight hours of careful meticulous cleaning work to do it. After that I swore I'd never get even so much as a drop of pre-cum on her again, and I've stuck to that.

Vintage milk!

 

[Tablet County]

"WE GAVE 100 FURRIES $10,000 TO SEE WHO COULD JERKOFF OFF THE MOST DOGS AND THEN ALL THESE DOGS WILL BE ADOPTED TO GOOD BLIND FAMILIES WHO CAN NOW SEE AGAIN THAKNS TO US"

The Furry cries out for security as he stalks you.

I do appreciate a woman with a nice pair of dignities.

This isn't what Nietzsche meant by The Gay Science.

 

[Chub Rub]

Not experiencing the semen is just not the same and so limiting

 

[frozen_runner]

When I was growing up, there was always the ol' Bloody Anal Gapes R Us that was owned by a kindly old black man that sparkled like Morgan Freeman in the morning sun, replaced by Wal-Mart.

Amazing. This one sentence increased both my nigger and faggot fatigue by more than 30%.

Daily reminder, the government puts estrogen in the drinking water. This is why we have manlets everywhere.

 

[I'm Retarded?]

There are two types of programs:

DOOM.EXE
malware

Keep the first one, delete the rest. Hope this helps.

 

[Associate Rick]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-17822533

"Roger Stone is not bisexual, stalker. Enjoy prison."

 

[Seafarer]

yeah but vito can say anything and his words are meaningless. He's not a real person with actual thoughts or feelings, he's just a fat retard.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Tranny, tranny
Quite uncanny
Born as Sue
But now is Danny

 

[John Andrews Stan]

“Look all these people think it’s so cool and awesome Kayla. They are so jealous of erotic lifestyles.” @MirnaMinkoff

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

“Look all these people think it’s so cool and awesome Kayla. They are so jealous of erotic lifestyles.” @MirnaMinkoff

Lmao. You don’t know how happy I was to use that phrase.

Skip to 1:40, the entire quote is even more apt

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyfu5WIIWxY

I think if Nick had a spine he’d be Elmer Fishpaw.