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[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Every moment you spend thinking about Kat Dennings is a moment you're not thinking about something important, like Warhammer figurines or Hitler. You should hate her for that reason alone.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you want Mint Salad to not be pimped out and pissed on then you're just a simp. My name is Dax Herrera and I get pegged and suck cock at burning man.

 

[Pedophobe]

I suppose a public laughingstock is a sort of public figure.

Imagine not being able to make racism funny.

I consider myself racist but that is the kind of racism i am just not on board with.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Satan wouldn't let it slip that he dresses up like a female cow named Juju and gets fucked in the ass

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Real manly men hunt and rape other burly men, POOP AND BLOOD.

 

[WonderWino]

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone. Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears, only to realize I missed the gym cause they closed at 7.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

THIS IS THE MOST PURE FRAGMENT OF ALL THE INTERNET! NONE SHALL DEFILE THESE HALLOWED HALLS!

 

[Tablet County]

If he wasn't so angry and fat he'd still have his hair colour. Hell, he'd still have hair.

 

[figgernaggotte]

No nigger ever called me an incel

 

[Snusmumriken]

Yabba Dabba Deranged.

 

[Wright]

Maybe I'm deranged but this is the funniest thing I've read in a hot minute:

Nigga it's a clitoris not a particle accelerator.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I have a decent karma Reddit account

 

[Poonocchio]

The vast majority of those who publicly advertise their sexual foibles and kinks are the same repulsively ugly people you don't want to imagine engaging in them

 

[Tingle]

Nigga it's a clitoris not a particle accelerator.

 

[figgernaggotte]

You're talking about SA. nut loss is a common condition there now.

 

[Poonocchio]

I think he's been getting fucked in the piss hole judging by the damage

 

[scallion]

I know this is probably an unpopular opinion but elephants are so fuckin ugly I'm glad they don't live in the west

 

[Poonocchio]

what is happening in that shit condom picture? WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THAT SHIT CONDOM PICTURE??!?

 

[brapbruddah]

I will ALWAYS defend those being attacked, and I will ALWAYS protect those you deem inhuman. I will fight for what's right to my very last breath, and I know Celestia and Luna would be proud of me.

 

[Tablet County]

Its kind of a retarded version of "Paradise Lost".

So if I take a dump on you, you’ll stop with your shit posts?

Don't fuck chicks you don't intend on marrying or else you risk falling into a marriage with someone like April.

Look it's either gay jokes or jew jokes. Take your pick.