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[Gentlebastard]

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAOHGAAAAAAAAAAWD HE ACTUALLY FUCKING WENT THERE

HES STRAIGHT UP COMPARING HIMSELF TO A RAPE VICTIM I AM LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING FUCKING JESUS WHAT A FAT FAGGOT (with bitch tits)

It appears my permanently banned reddit account just got unbanned. Better get to shitposting.

You have to do your best to lose friends and alienate people.

known white supremacist and neo-Nazi Jerry Seinfeld is calling for TND

No one hates niggers more than a black cop.

Nice nipples, fatboy.

You don't get rich enough to have five sinks by being a complete retard

sickle cell causes iron deficiency and iron deficiency can cause pica. So doing some math, if there are 47,900,000 black people in the US and 1/365 has SCA, that means over 131,000 black people have SCA and 1/3 of them have pica. That means there's over 43,000 niggas eating cornstarch RIGHT NOW.

I swear to fucking god the mental images I have goin through my mind reading this are gonna stay with me for many a year...

 

[Drip Torch]

Straight out of Idiocracy. Just replace Prime with Brawndo.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

Those are some fucking HAIRY toes.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

I don't think this thread wants to see a detailed breakdown of my sexual history.

I like to share yiff of all sexual natures

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

As long as you hate Jews more, it's all good.

ill keep sticking penis in vagina, you stupid faggot

"The vaginal cavity is plenty of necrosis."

"A year ago, I had a horrible smell coming from the neovagina. I went to my doctor and she pulled out a hairball. It reeked. Apparently, I have a lot of hair growing in the neovagina."

"I'm 13 days post-op and I love douching. Squeezing the douche bulb and having all that gunk and debris leave my body is incredibly satisfying. I get these enormous blood clot slugs the size of my thumb every once in awhile, and when I get those guys out, my dilating becomes significantly easier. That is all. "

 

[Dr. Butt]

To be fair, I'm working under the assumption that you'd prefer not to have your penis cut off at all.

 

[kosmikulduzbok]

I wouldn't know, I'm not a nigger who vomited risotto.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Grace Thorp said on the arrest stream:

De-lulu is the so-lulu.

I CAN'T KEEP COPING FOR YOU, GOD!

 

[The Connected Nose]

Look, we all wish futas were real, but until the day that Elon stops bitching on Twitter and invests in a project actually worth a damn, we'll all have to make due.

 

[Johnny Salami]

please keep your omegaverse fanfiction OFF the mass debates board, fujo

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

You're not.
Eric July is Black.
You are a NIGGER

 

[CEO of Gay]

I also don’t think anyone of any demographic who gets drunk and tells the world about their anal exploits is likely to be sexually typical.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

FACT CHECK: Biden was only pretending to be retarded.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I've been thinking too much about Pat's nipples.

 

[Johnny Salami]

My grandfather put your ancestors on a train to Auschwitz-Birkenau.

 

[Pedophobe]

The Unabomber, for example.

They are in a kind of gay jilted cuck brothers face off.

When used for good, it helps keep things like cannibalism and orgies in the street from happening. When used for evil.....(gestures at thread)

What a magical place.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Rape is horrible no matter who it happens to, even Patrick.
But if he wasn’t such a garbage human it would be possible to speculate without slipping in a barbed jibe.

He does occasional livestreams, where he shows his horrifyingly male face, dirty room, and screams obscenities at his mother until she calls the police on him.

is this a doggam photoshop or does his fucking forehead have a gunt

Samuel Colt and Henry Ford are dirty names to them because they made everyone EQUAL, in a meaningful way, WITHOUT communism, and that just won't stand.

I was finally perma banned from Reddit for daring to suggest a man cannot be a woman. I knew it would happen sooner or later. But I could not go gently into that night...

At some point his house is going to collapse and go supernova under the weight of all these God forsaken grills. Also he threatens us with a new brisket or pulled pork video near the end, very scary.

The "baseless" conspiracy theory that Pat is some sort of human-warthog hybrid created using dark sorcery by Planned Parenthood at the behest of the DNC gains more legitimacy every day.

Red-green colorblindness is a certified male L.

Look I can meme in the man hate thread, but I think a lot of men are fundamentally decent. But a troon? They're the most twisted misogynists imaginable.

Stop trying to do eugenics with your false non-crowdsourced science.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

It was rumored that 'Pokémon' means 'I am a Jew

Pokemon Go to the Mosque?

 

[ScooterL]

If you watch any male YouTuber long enough, they will show their ass eventually.

 

[Ass to Ass]

My imaginary penis was hard for hours. Rock hard as a flintstone. Hours making cloth penises for my boy bears, only to realize I missed the gym cause they closed at 7.

I purchased some stickers at Zummies for my car and one sticker I got - A stripper booty illustration w 'Dat Ass' on it. God, I am such a pervert. I waste too much time in my fantasies...

My penis exists in my head. I swear to god Im a male. I think about sexual fantasies, about how if my dick was real I'd fuck the girl I love in the ass. I want to know what thats like, but I never will because I was damned to be born this way.

From the Audrey Hale thread, specifically Audrey's poonifesto. Easily random.txt material. These were fucking gold lol