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[Rotollo 2]

Trannies calling anyone an incel is the most ironic thing in the world.
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"This is a serial Kiwi Farms incel."

 

[Gentlebastard]

COOL FACT: the category 'people with vulvas' technically includes Ed Gein!

Have to say though, it is kind of wholesome how he still loves his wife in the "put on dirty clothes and I will take you to pound town from dusk till dawn" way.

With lolcows, never ascribe to self-delusion what can be explained by pure stupidity.

I'll give this website credit: we seem to be the only ones who really have a blanket standard against everything bad.

"I know you are but what am I" levels of playground banter

I would say that he's a useful idiot but we all know that first part isn't true.

he may be English, but at least he's not French

Pedo: Hello, fine young child victim, I am going to groom you now because I am a PEDOPHILE

Child: OH NO I HAVE BEEN GROOMED

I can't believe they fired me today, its only 95 days from Christmas! How dare they!

You know its bad when even the canadian speaks up

Wow it's almost like we were right all along! No wait.... that's transphobic because we're Kiwi Farms....

I have no idea why some people still don't get this.

Of course no one wants to give the Farms credit because 1) we're right, and that shatters the illusion that we're just an ebil harassment site, and 2) let's face it, we're not the most normie-friendly source, and like it, or not, that turns a lot of people off.

It sucks, but it is what it is.

Claims he is a civilized human and refuses to use the word nigger even though the version on his site says nigger uncensored. Make it make sense

Honestly dont think any quip I make can add to the hilarity of this so imma let it stand by itself....

If you're afraid of cringe, why are you in this thread?

Funny you mention this, Liberia DOES have a recent history of Cannibalism

Thank Jesus, Joseph and Mary. Maybe someone will steal the baby, one can hope.

 

[Blackhole]

"I do declare, these foids be squawking! I shall return when you show my doomsday pedo sex cult THE PROPER DEFERENCE."

 

[Syzyg]

I lied and said there was CP on her discord, pretty fucked up lol i must admit but hes a grown woman who told everyone a 17 year old girl (gezebelle) raped someone

 

[Seafarer]

I for one cannot wait for all the pseudo-intellectual video essays about how Skibidi Toilet: the movie is secretly about late stage capitalism and realistic depictions of panic attacks.

 

[Thé au lait]

Outside of Patrick Star threatening to feed someone their testicles that movie kind of sucks ass.

 

[LurkTrawl]

Trump's rather solid 'nigga' status

 

[Uncle Buck]

From: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-18927973

Pat should stick to arguing about paid guests to his Air Bnb's right to use the toilet and homoerotic fantasies about how a man who only uses the gym to take homosexual selfies and hit on other faggots in the cruising sauna will "hold you immobile" if you try to leave without flushing.

 

[Null]

I have added about two dozen quotes going back to January 2024. If you want a better shot at getting into the quote rotation:

• Always include a source URL.
• Quote few posts. I glaze over the huge lists of quotes because they're often just not worth reading but still end up highlighted because people like having their own post quoted.
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• Avoid politics. I just don't care.
• Avoid quoting me. It's masturbatory.

You can do all these things in this thread, I'm just letting you know what I look out for. For the record, I do include hidden information for my own records, but I don't display it. I prefer this way of doing quotes.

 

[Chongqing]

Judge Vagina Liquor

Author: @Mandatory User Name
Link: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/nichol...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-5741#post-18927937

 

[Gentlebastard]

This is like taking a photograph of a bum eating out of a garbage can and thinking "Wow, this city is great, even the homeless people get free food"

Fags have been guzzling, hoarding, and oiling themselves up in cum for centuries as far as I can tell.

his moobs in all their multidirectional glory tickle his AGPness

did anyone ever figure out how much nipple pus he produced?

It doesn't matter if a troon presented themselves properly and manage to pass at least to humans visually, because dogs literally embody the "Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency" part of the YNBAW copypasta.

That kind of trolling always reminds me of the "I was only pretending to be retarded" meme, but some people are into it.

I have a feeling he's going to die right around Christmas because, true to form, it would be the most selfish thing he could do to his family.

NIGGAS WE DETECTIVES NOW!

So how does he deal with the mental anguish? Why, the same way all women would: Anime porn games.

Enjoy the unrelenting passage of time, stalkers.

 

[Tablet County]

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Oh God he's talking about Star Trek again. I just want to watch my violent pervert movies in peace. Fucking kill me.

Avoid quoting me. It's masturbatory.

You're just gonna have to come to terms with the fact that sometimes you say things that are funny.

 

[Law]

Checkmate meds takers

 

[AnOminous]

Just a quick report that his fabled robot-assisted peritoneal vaginoplasty is as far from him now as we last met him.

"My dick literally made me suicidal, asshole."

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

But what I can confirm is that you have a vore paraphilia and are insufferable

 

[Foghotten]

what if shes a liar and shes actually prettt good looking but has horrible self esteem from being a trailer park neet?

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

Hitting girls is for misogynist incels

I hit WOMEN

 

[grenouille crétine]

I think his tits are too fat for it to be staged.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

So in 2018 endorsing loli was acceptable because it was just "edgy humor" but then a few years later it became socially unacceptable because more normal people are on the internet but everyone forgot about it until 2023 when people dug it up but in that case it was acceptable because the people who dug it up were transphobic but in 2024 it is now morally unacceptable because this time it was wholesome commentary channels that brought it up instead.

The moral relativism of these people is what pisses me off more than anything.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

the man had fucked the woman's cousin (male) and this shit got so heated with her calling him a 'gay ass nigga', they get off the bus and he starts swinging on her, he then proceeds to get his ass kicked by a bunch of fellow partygoers

Your mom is the god of prostitution

Is the newfag color pink because of Nazi Germany's triangle, or was the historical triangle chosen because the newfag color was pink?

Hitler as the God of Win