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[BirdUp]

Rich Evans is so cool.
I bet he's drowning in pussy

 

[Quartermaster]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/austin-curtis-peterson-austin_07-bossmanjack-irondollah.170347/page-1263#post-19168065

Since I cannot quote it directly for some reason here it is in a spoiler.

Spoiler

I speak 5 languages you fucking retard niger, I learned English 7 years ago when I moved to Italy. Im working as a chef, and nobody tells me nothing about my language skills, even Italian language is more harder than English, and they pay me good fucking salary, they dont give a single fuck, I speak pretty good, I don't write an official emails to costumers or some other shit, so i dont care about grammar, and I don't use any translate or other programs to communicate, because i dont give a fuck, if someone need he will understand what I'm saying you old fucking cunt. You thing you are so fucking special? It's not 2005 anymore so you can put your finger in your anus and sniff it, maybe you will feel that "missing old Internet memories". It's just a forum, like all forum used to be, and you asking for some language deegre knowledge for new account users, maybe just go fuck yourself in the ass with German sausage and start to think again. Don't tell me you want to extra respect because you are old member, because if you die tomorrow, nobody gives a shit. And if you so offended by new members, maybe dont forget to use yours pills to not loose your fucking retarded mind anymore?

Edit: I just realized someone already suggested this post, sorry.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Thank you, I needed this final push to blow my brains out.

Actually some Euro give me some pointers here. How does one eat a squid? Do you cut it up? Is it supposed to be a side? The entree was some sort of braised beef if I remember right.

If pedos don't have cars they will just kidnap kids in more subtle ways, e.g. gaining trust of victims through online grooming. It's retarded to think pedophiles will just stay still and not change their approach in response to anti-car measures.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

 

[AeroGavin Rossdale]

I am honestly looking for answers on the 'full squid in a tin' question btw

 

[Gentlebastard]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP TAKING "IMMA GO POO POO IN YOUR POTTY" LEVEL BAIT YOU ROTUND RETARD

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I've read books that don't even have any pictures in.

im so proud of you <3

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bp ladies are angry because they got some loser man to kncock them up now they are etternaly mad

 

[Thé au lait]

You can tell this is political because it's the only time you'll hear the french government mention pedophilia in negative context.

 

[Tablet County]

Destroy poor people by giving them money (they will no longer be poor)

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

I love poles so fucking much.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

I've come to really enjoy doing Ethan Ralph impressions about mundane things while being at home. Maybe it's autism, but I don't really care if you wanna know the troof about it.

 

[BirdUp]

Boys I'm thinking about playing PUSSY 4.

I have planted a bomb inside of your closet. Goodbye.

@Local Fed

 

[AnotherPleb]

Smh if I can't piss off /pol/posters than what's the fun of a+h

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I'm sensing an ignored chore wheel that still has two former members of the polycule listed on it.

People will say all kinds of shit online they won't say to someone's face, as the philosopher Mike Tyson once pointed out.

In the UK a midwife is a highly trained, graduate entry specialist nurse. I am aware in America the title can be adopted by a spastic in a macaroni necklace with a bag full of healing crystals. That shit should not be allowed

No one with legitimate IBS makes a huge dramatic scene shitting everywhere

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

They have cucumbers at the mental hospital?

 

[gagabobo1997]

It is rare for someone to have such control over their own fate. Please advise Mr. Moon to make the most of it.

l

 

[Space Police]

Who has Fraulein Troonjak on speed dial?

 

[AbyssGazer]

"I honestly feel like there shouldn't be limits on people doing nude or sexual stuff in public. Like, it doesn't hurt anyone. had my genitals removed, and I've shown some of my freinds because I think it's cool, I'm so skinny and sexless I'm like a cryptid. Idk, fuck capitalism."

From: Post in thread 'reddit General' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/reddit-general.8257/post-19086953

 

[mindlessobserver]

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They sound mad. This pleases me.

I got another case that says doxing is illegal : Pulledid vs Oudmahass

this firm will go back to its usual policy of trying to think about Joshua Moon and KiwiFarms as little as humanly possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Also fun fact, you can get banned off the site if you misgender a dragon and the user reports you, lol