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Fun fact. The trolls will remember their time spent with Rick more fondly then any member of his family.

I wonder how worn this dude's underwear was in high school from people constantly giving him wedgies all the time. Probably didn't give him enough.

Fellas is it gay to fuck a chick who likes to dig holes on the beach?

Calling him a ghoul is an insult to corpse eaters. He looks like the type of MF who'd fuck you after killing you and wearing your skin as a suit.

We need Nickelodeon bullies with backwards baseball caps to pound that twerp for his lunch money.

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If you wanted to make commentary of the logical inconsistences of people who think porn addiction makes you a hyper rapist pedophile you should have just made a thread directly about it.

I await the arrival of The Tranny Hooker of Doom, who always makes an appearance just before the end. For it is written: Those living the Lowtax Lifestyle shall go the Way of Lowtax, and that Way always features tranny hookers.

The american fears the man who has 487 varieties of cheese.

There are more dicks up OP's asshole than world heritage sites in Italy.
 
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"Submit to kissing my ass, bitch."
 
If my own flesh and blood can suffer through a game I couldn’t be bothered to finish when I was younger then I’d be pretty concerned since that probably just means they’re really fucking autistic.

I really want to know if I could even get it working since I only have one ball since I lost one to testicular cancer.
Legends whisper of the Mono-Balldo.

"One Balldo to rule them all, One Balldo to find them, One Balldo to bring them all, and in the darkness cuck them."

As prophesied, the Electricians have arrived.

"Umm, actually, you're not supposed to play fetch with a dog next to a flag pole flying the American flag during the remembrance of Lincoln's assassination. It's considered a sign that the country is in turmoil and you've disgraced that flag, so you'll have to masturbate on it and sing the national anthem three times before gifting it to a veteran's widow so she can bury it in Arlington."
 
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