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But if I'm going to invest weeks or months at a time into an activity, why would I want an endless series of frustrations and endless death? I get that plenty at my day job trying to deal with Microsoft

Don't you fucking dare compare the noble Orangutan to niggers.

They also both willingly lived in NYC though, so they deserve it

Nigger don't let broccoliheads brainwash you, considering how many people these days live to 80s/90s, do not spend 50 years sitting around defeated, it is not over until you're dead. And even then you can possibly possess a skater and learn to skateboard
 
North Korea is a democracy according to the definition you provided. After all, they hold regular elections and the people are free to vote between Kim Jong-Un and No!

lmao this psychotic motherfucker lives on Dragonball Z Street.

The fuck is wrong with you, you fuck weirdo.

Damn it Gary Busey why did you have to go and try and kill trump

I *NEED* to see the bodycam footage of the Secret Service agent in the room while he's getting LOOMED.

I got distracted by the short, buff Hawaiian guy carrying a tuna.
 
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Cool story bro.
 
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I have a turkey that just hangs out in my driveway all day and I throw cat kibble and seed out for him, am I disrupting the ecosystem here in doing so? He's a loner much like myself, so would that still be upsetting the natural balance of nature if he literally has no interaction with other wildlife?


I fuckin love Turkov, he's a docile and beautiful dood.

even his gun sounds fat and greasy. what the fuck

Seeing the slobbering messiah personally descend to call someone a retard and ban them is an ethereal experience
 
You don't understand sister, you have to give me your used panties. It's the logical and environmentally friendly choice.

You will never be a real boy. You have no flesh, you have no organs, you have no blood. You are a marionette puppet twisted by magic and an old man's wish into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

I bet Satan is really annoyed that his following is made up of lame ass dweebs.

If this wasn't typical third world shit, you'd think it was deliberately curated fetish content.

Do not fall in love with your theories, guys.

The moment he slopped that microwave lasagna onto a loaf of white bread, she realized the wrong side won WW2.

I had to see it, that means you have to see it as well.

A single anonymous message shakes them up so much. I stick to my claim that bullying works and is a very powerful and purposeful social correcting tool.

Man, it was a mistake to browse the Farms during lunch.

how the fuck this nigger misspell "and"
 
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