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[*Asterisk*]

 

[Michel]

I turned myself into a fucking horse because I couldn't fucking cope with being me in the fucking world.

 

[DadaistVizor]

Sigismund The Vytis has started a new thread called "Legal Child porn?" in Multimedia.

 

[Cuck Norris]

Either paragraph, or both.

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Randall Fragg]

i'm much better at crazy than most people.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

you have to get crazy sometimes to keep from going insane

 

[CatParty]

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[Army Burger]

I for one have always believed that "The Scarlet Letter" would be greatly improved if Hester Prynne had a massive erect cock.

 

[Big Nasty]

"I'm curious to know why this guy thought a neo-nazi website was a good place to get advice for erectile dysfunction."

 

[RADICALGOBLIN]

"Bitch I got that fucking swag, you don't know my fucking dad
I don't know my fucking dad, what is this a fucking purse?"
-Tyler The Creator

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Nugget of wisdom

sparse sleep spurts

 

[InLivingTuna]

What if "Cupcakes" was written by a nigger?

 

[Watcher]

@0xDEADBEEF: oh god

Those Kiwi Farm jerks will be put in jail

Kiwi Farms is the worst website on the internet! They shall pay for hating on innocent people who have done NOTHING to them!!!

KIWI FARMS WILL BE BURNED TO THE GROUND ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!!!!

THEY MAY THINK THEY'RE THE WINNER BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE BANISHED TO THE UNDERWORLD WHERE THEY BELONG!!!!

I AM GOING TO FREAKING MURDER THOSE KIWI FARM JERKS FOR RUINING SKYLAR'S SERVER!!!!!!!

BRING IT ON YOU KIWI FARMS MAGGOTS! I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU! I WILL BE STRONGER THAN YOU AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

"Kiwi Farms is a circus for psychos!"
"Who thought of the idea for that website anyways?! Have they no sould?! Have they no heart?!"
"I will call the police on them and have them arrested! Kiwi Farms should be taken down by the FBI! Those Kiwi Farm jerks will be put in jail!"
"Kiwi Farms is the worst website on the internet! They shall pay for hating on innocent people who have done NOTHING to them!!!"
"KIWI FARMS WILL BE BURNED TO THE GROUND ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
THEY MAY THINK THAT THEY'RE THE WINNDER BUT THEY'RE GOING TO BE BANISHED TO THE UNDERWORLD WHERE THEY BELONG!!!
I AM GOING TO FREAKING MURDER THOSE KIWI FARM JERKS FOR RUINING SKYLER'S SERVER!!!!!!!!!
BRING IT ON YOU KIWI FARMS MAGGOTS! I AM NOT SCARED OF YOU! I WILL BE STRONGER THAN YOU AND I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES!!!"

All of it is gold, take your pick.

EDIT: @Watcher fuck you beat me to it. Delete if so desired.

 

[lolwut]

I think he wants me to send him my sexy ant porn.

 

[Army Burger]

So much drama over a lawn mower.

 

[Cuck Norris]

As you can see from this thread, I've been apparently overthinking something that's as normal as making a morning coffee, and then asking why people do it. But that's autism for you.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Well why didn't you rate it autistic then you knob gobbling bow legged parrot stuffing ford focus driving llama breeder?

 

[Joy-Sama]

fuck ya'll