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[FlamingPie]

This one from Mikemikev:

"Why do they all hate me IRL? Why do I have to sit on kiwi farms all day every day?"

And this quote from MovieBob:

 

[ICametoLurk]

@Null

Brandobaris: your the boss then, 11 yr olds have the right to fuck whoever they want

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debat...ily-are-real-dolls.24186/page-20#post-1969490

 

[JU 199]

I believe I am the reincarnation of Hitler

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

If you need more help understanding basic law, I can provide legal consultation for a nominal fee.

 

[Techpriest]

Brandobaris: my only crime as an autist, was trusting other autists

 

[The Great Citracett]

BYE MEATWOLD. GOODBYE FOREVER!

 

[AnOminous]

BYE MEATWOLD. GOODBYE FOREVER!

I thought he said bye to his meat years ago.

 

[WeeGee]

"Joshua has apparently got another host, but we will find it and terminate again."
Another from our good friend Loliver Smith.

 

[RG 448]

"the dildo people are actually businesspeople that hire professional designers and coders and know what the fuck they're doing"

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Basically anything that @ILoveMylarBalloons has said

 

[Gordon Cole]

My will to work & make art is severely down today. Feel like shit and having intrusive thoughts.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I even stared into the eye of the penises for several minutes hoping i would come to some realization.

 

[女鬼]

From Jake Alley/SecretGamerGrrl

"I'm a woman, but I have this penis here. Not a very big one, mind you. "

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

@LegoTugboat: just because my jokes are bad enough to constitute as war crimes does not mean I have done anything wrong

 

[Jaded Optimist]

From the ever @AnOminous

It's kind of racist to call this dothead faggot a wog, don't you think?

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

"There was this one beatifull day where a fat guy got bored and came out with a video idea and posted it on youtube so his friends would stop call him fat in school, this is what he came up with"
This comes from a comment on this video:

 

[Hellfire]

"kiwifarms have fucked up people's lives, id do everything in my power to keep them away from me"

 

[Joy-Sama]

"THEY'RE GONNA MAKE COMIC BOOKS OUTTA MY HATE CRIMES!"

 

[Randall Fragg]

theyre gonna make comic books about my hate crimes

From Hobo With A Shotgun.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I am not exactly sure what Null means by "freedom of speech".