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All of this, but

Cope you ugly subhuman.

 

[JU 199]

Brandobaris: maybe i am trolling myself, but its not like im really running for president of kiwifarmms now is it

 

[Army Burger]

https://www.gofundme.com/jenns-hrt-fund

"I'm realizing that trying to fund my HRT entirely through crowdfunding was not the best plan."
- Mark Boyd

 

[OwO What's This?]

"Lets stay off the internet weirdo stalking forum."

 

[Army Burger]

Missed this-

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"They found naked photos of me too, at a nude march in SF. I don't really care anyway, except for the fact that I had balls then."

 

[Gordon Cole]

"...that tantrum happened under the auspices of being a 'consumer revolt,' which would be the same kind of language behind which terrorist hate group GamerGate still hides."

 

[Cuck Norris]

Now, I won't call myself a nice guy, because I'm not a nice guy. But goddamn do I know how to be a good person, but it hasn't helped much, and it has made be bitter. I would rather be nice and friendly and beta, but women like tough and strong masculine men. They want a man, not another woman.

Therefore, I need to die.

http://archive.is/le2dz

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

How am I the first to suggest this?

Close I'm a juggalo non practicing I'm not a meth head nor have I ever done meth I'm not morbidly obese I do have a few extra pounds but I'm 6"3 and diabetic half brother would be incorrect step brother would be more the case and no I didn't beat the shit out of him when we were younger we fought as kids do there is no dark conspiracy we had a pretty normal life growing up the end

 

[The Great Citracett]

normal guys who are a little exceptional or ugly with no confidence will resort to prostitution but special snowflake spastics like dave kelly think they're better than that so they wanna blow a load from their chode in to a sperg abode cause it's "real"

From the Shmorky thread. It's beautiful, almost poetic.

 

[JSGOTI]

I know you dickshits love your little witchhunts and jerking yourselves off to speculation and rumor.

God that's a fucking majestic quote right there.

 

[ICametoLurk]

*flips over the computer* oKay bitch well I guess u want to get fucked up? fucking idiot. say hello to Gaurd Slipkik streight out of the depths of Azeroth he comes from hell to PineTar and pilage u and get sick because he has gonorea from his ex-wife.

 

[Army Burger]

"There were at least 50 dogs I kicked, but they were all mine and they were being trained as personal protection dogs"

@Thomas Jay Wasserberg

 

[ICametoLurk]

I'm calling the assassin on deep web and got his address. He's going through his house now. That homosexual gay loving better post his sad godforsaken penis to the world since he love Hitler and teenage toddlers so much.
HE'S DESERVE WHAT HE HAS DONE.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

From the book of @Thomas Jay Wasserberg:

my gender is female and my sex is male. tom is dangerous. tom will kill to escape ugly situations if needs be. tommie has tom on a very tight leash. you haven't seen anywhere near me in a rage.

dogs are very expressive if you understand dog. when lady wanted her pussy rubbed, she made it real clear with her expression and the way she'd curl her tail sideways and stick it in your face. she'd totally light up if you asked her if she wanted noogies.

 

[AnOminous]

tom is dangerous. tom will fuck a dog and a child to escape ugly situations if he runs out of garbage to eat.

 

[Flustercuck]

Yes I said this.

 

[Male]

My paycheck is going to be smaller than my f*cking dick

 

[Rat Speaker]

My paycheck is going to be smaller than my f*cking dick

Might want to quote that fam.

 

[Mincemeat Magic]

YOU MAY HAVE TORN MY HEART OUT AND STAMPED IT INTO BLOODY CHUNKS BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY ETHICS.

 

[DuskEngine]

Time to stop hiding behind anime.