random_text.txt

[Preacher ✝]

Only the Holy Bible can stop bullets, Little Hulksters.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Compete? Don't flatter yourself. You get sloppy thirds after me and reviewbrah.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

@Null please you have to make this a random.txt

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/russell-greer-just_some_dude_named_russell29-a-safer-nevada-pac.30488/post-20414337

 

[Laburnum]

"I like you deeply as a friend and I'm going to choose not to even respond to that. *inflates you making you big and round*"

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

Imagine that, a procedure to make your penis bigger, and almost no man ever considered getting it because it’s so shit

That basically says "my brain is too buck broken by autizm to be able to talk in a way I feel comfortable so I surrender"

I know how to speak to children about anti-trans rhetoric....tell them it's awesome.

Yesterday I got my STP Packer in the mail. I tried it out, this is very affirming to me. I feel joy.

 

[LifeAlert]

From Sneedchat (courtesy of @Prehistoric Jazz)

she pulls that monofilament from her ring and slices the guys' hand off, as it cuts to his POV he's holding his stump and she tells him he has pretty eyes, she leaps at his face and then the next panel is black with two red lines fading where his center of vision would be

fuck.

just... fuck.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

everyone sayinf " thats so me " is making me so happy cuz i thought i was a loser freak for transitioning mainly because yaoi ,, i genuinely didnt know how insanely common this apparently is

Dear American netizens: If you continue to promote the benefits of marijuana, Little Red Book will not welcome you!

 

[ForTheHoard]

If incels could treat women like Trump treats America maybe they could finally get laid

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Why are Kiwi Farmers giving themselves life-threatening injuries? Beyond the obvious?

He's a drunken retard and it was some kind of accident.

i cant stop laughing at my own retarded shit

It's Kiwi Farms (Wiki Farms?), we ALL are autists, gays, niggers and retards. All in one at the cost of just internet connection per month.
Enjoy Forum prison, stalker child,.

cant believe that this forum is all just huge projection

My mother literally had eight children before she discovered an orgasm, she is "smart" but not wise.

as a red-blooded American I wake up shaking my fists at Jersh out of principle

Imagine having a goon sesh on Kiwi Farms

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I imagine that if I ever met a woman whose true and honest birth name was Lilith, she'd be like a female version of Bob.

only thing worse than girldickcheese is communist girldickcheese

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

This thread is really too much fun.

I only go into the chat to say "Nigger" once in a blue moon. What do you mean someone fucking poured liquid nitrogen onto themselves?

Did you ever explain the lore of the dead snake still rotting in your backyard?

The terminally online cries out in pain as it strikes you under the guise of irony.

I would assume being a degenerate piece of shit was a factor

A sobering reminder that the people who post on this website are not normal, no matter how much they try to convince you otherwise.

Of course, I'm a perfectly normal, well-adjusted member of society, unlike THEM.

Animals stop behaving naturally when they know they're being watched.

There is a conspicuous lack of long-winded, unsolicited diatribes on Christian theology and European history in these screenshots. Oh, and on the merits of neighborly pissflinging.

I don't need to be screencapped here, I get quoted enough in the random.txt thread to satisfy my huge ego

 

[Big Beefus]

Quoted from here:

Fuck it I'm bored of this shit again, someone send me some pornography.

 

[Super Mario Brothers]

I am amused at the lack of commentary on the visible stab wound

You should appreciate the fact that you are among the only people in your life who are willing to tell you the truth about yourself.

I am autistic, lmao. Probably is part of the look I give, that and trauma.

You enjoy men calling you a dumb bimbo because it tickles your agp. Makes it very clear what you think of women.

 

[Pedophobe]

ARE ANY OF THESE FUCKING NAZIS WHITE???????

An AI LLM is now grafted Johns face on it. Like a shit Robocop.

If this was anyone else I'd consider a disgusting misuse of a dead man's legacy

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

A truly zero-effort troonout.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Leave some low effort snark for the rest of us.

What were you doing on (presumably) /gif/?

Fighting and death footage threads. Don't judge me.

that was a perfectly good moment to throw your life away. you gotta capitalize on nigga moments more.

I will not lie, having a boat with a SAW mounted to it speeding right at you makes you feel a certain way.

What horrifying lack of self-awareness would cause a man to post these photos on the Internet? There are thirsty gay dudes in the sauna who would lose their boner staring at those sanpaku eyes

Fucking hell is it low-level funny to type that stupid shit out. Maybe that's why he does it so much. He's like a toddler laughing at its own feces and playing with them.

Literally every couple of pages this thread turns into Crackers Eating Mayo.

Don't worry, WHORES, Russ is here to save you!

15. Greer believes that the current model of brothels is lacking and needs to be improved. Greer sees his efforts not only as a business effort, but as a humanitarian effort as well.

You heard it here first, folks. Only incels think women are naturally beautiful.

Disco isn’t dead. Fuck you.

She only needs to immerse herself in Sonic lore and have a vomit drawer for the full Skitzo package.

His symptoms just sound like he’s a fatty with a teeny weenie.

If you're willing to say y'all, you should greet a Black person with a hearty HI NIGGER like in the South.

 

[ScooterL]

Today I think I'm going to go to Target, and steal things, and bite police, and fill my pants with shit.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

"I'll never stop cranking my knob,
Because I am a porn loving blob.
I say without shame:
Females are to blame
Accountability is a Woman's job!"

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

It's like the boy who cried wolf but as this is India it's the jeet who cried deoderant.

 

[CaddestSlown]

AOC has gone full cow now, even more than before. The abortion vacuum probably sucked whatever she had left for a brain.