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[UERISIMILITUDO]

I'm in your fucking walls btw, change your fuckin' sheets already and stop feeding your cat so much like damn.

If you can't understand any of this, you need a tard wrangler and you need to be kept as far away from the Internet as possible.

I thought you were a chick. God damn, you've let yourself go.

Stay logged in, use your autistic energy to antagonize the haters, you can remain retarded for far longer than they can document it. You will outlast them all.

How much soy per day do you have to consume to end up looking like that?

I too, find it difficult to understand the rationale of retards.

I would never fuck someone I met on kiwi, that's how you end up raped and murdered behind an Arby's.

But there's an achievement!

 

[Thé au lait]

I thought I was gonna open this thread and see a video of Styx beating his meat, I'm glad I was wrong and he's just killing himself.

 

[Metamorpho]

If anyone actually pays to go to this, they deserve nothing less than to be kidnapped by Somalian pirates and subjected to a lifetime of slavery in illicit Chinese lithium mines.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

I guess his "troll king" throne was also made out of glass.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

"Did you ever hear the Tragedy of the Bog Hog?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Normies would tell you. It's a Kiwi legend."

 

[Gentlebastard]

Null gave me colored text in the editor and, by golly.
I am going to use it, like it or not.

You can't trust any Catgirl. They're all plotting something.

Don't ruin my dreams with reality.

Let me make this perfectly clear. There is nothing in this world that anybody can threaten Philly with that they have not or will not eventually do, WILLINGLY, to themselves.

They deserve to have their browser history revealed to the public.

The pests did get him to deny that the sky is blue.

I stared at her, because even though I live in a fat as fuck city and I'm used to seeing total monsters I can't help myself. Obesity is fascinating. At some point the body doesn't know where to put all that fat, so it freaks out and starts packing on in highly individualized places, like the Slaton sisters' foreheads and Anna O'Brien's legs. This woman, her arms were the fattest thing about her. I think a regular-sized person could have slipped into her arm fat like a sleeping bag and fit more than comfortably.

I can't wait for the day someone tricks him into denying that Hitler did anything wrong.

Reinvigorated by the latest Disney trailer, Rick is ready to continue resisting (gainful employment).

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

You know, the worst thing about this is the inconsistency. Well, the murder too, but the inconsistency is a bridge too far.

Even Jill was smart enought to recognize the unique identities of her precious breakfast tacos!

I assumed it meant you are required to utter a courtesy "I'm coooooooming!!" so people can clear the area if so desired.

You will enjoy my food, this is not a request.

I don't know if two was too many or not enough but it certainly wasn't the right amount.

you can take a shart break on your expedition from the main gate all the way to the McCastle

No one who posts here has the right to say "I turned out fine"

If nothing else, I like learning about other types of Pizza.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

There's a fart joke in there somewhere but I'm not going to look for it.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

I'm glad I was wrong and he's just killing himself.

 

[Thé au lait]

Apparently TransOhio.org has some convenient little cards to hand out to strangers, which are deeply unnerving. First of all, this implies that people aren't clocking you the second they lay eyes on you as a walking aberration of nature's design; secondly, being given a card that told me I served a tranny would make me want to wash my hands with bleach

Late, but now I want to print little cards that say „Today, you interacted with a transphobe who indulged your mental illness politely. #YWNBAW”

 

[Jack Hoffman]

It's like setting out to make prog rock and ending up in The Wiggles. Except you didn't want to be a musician in the first place, you wanted to make movies, and set aside that dream to make prog rock and now you're a wiggle and you haven't worked on a film in ten years.

 

[Laburnum]

"I am not present in your gay porn images, stalker."

 

[Schizoid Wife]

Potato sack amputee children is one thing, but futanari? That's just gay bro.

my body is a temple . actually scratch that it's more of a rental home. not because im a whore or anything i just get a lot of infections 4 some reason

Good ol' Zoomey shoving random objects into her pussy.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

The only way to live in a world this nonsensical is to accept the nonsense and just try to have a bit of fun with it.

Kekistan and kickassia as well as wakanda all need to become real countries before we can truly achieve world peace and a stabilized timeline clearly.

He's right, it's the reason I make it a point to never have genuine opinions about anything.

Not satire, not funny. Just retarded.

You get trolled daily? I’ve been trolled my entire life we are not the same

This motherfucker might be the first person who can look at these things and get an erection.

PSA: Spoiler any artwork of his. I don't like the idea that he is jerking off while reading this thread.

This person is currently 16, so most of their actions make sense imo, but this is still retardation of the highest level.

This does mean they won't get a thread, but if they're still off their meds and online in two years, they're fair game.

 

[Seafarer]

Almost 1.4 million comment karma alone is diabolical, lil bro has forgotten even the concept of grass, him touching it would cause a universe-ending supernova

 

[neger psykolog]

Every fucking few pages there's people saying the dents should at least give their money to titty streamers because they'd at least get something out of it even if its just seeing some ass or tits. Then the one fucking time it happens the dent is a retard for giving a titty streamer their money. For the love of god make your fucking minds up.

 

[obsdj]

Man I hope the quotes get updated again soon. The current rotation has a lot of boring, not even funny shit in it.

 

[Gog & Magog]

It makes you retarded (or more retarded if you already are) basically. Like going to taco bell while blasting nigger rap out of your car at 2am retarded. I've only tried it a couple of times with friends, not a fan.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

And the K-On! fascists have a point,

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

You have my condolences for transitioning to faggot into a bigger faggot.