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[CallmeCicada]

hes ugly and i habe standards

https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/comments/641247

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Imagine just sitting down at your computer one day and you decide that you're going to write scat fanfic around a fictional children's toy. Like that's a whole-ass decision.

With every beautiful, fleeting second we each have in this life, why did this idiot waste theirs writing this? And for God's sake, why did I waste mine reading it?

Women nowadays prove why they have been historically barred from writing.

OP is a piece of shit, good to know.

How old are you? You act like a kid, this is some highschool shit.

Interesting thread, but I definitely won't be clicking any links here.

This null guy sure sounds like a faggot

To seek absolution for my former ignorance regarding thumbnailing images I have gone on a murder spree targetting key figures in the FDA responsible for destroying the American dairy industry.

I hope it will be enough for Null to forgive me

 

[Big Nasty]

you've been conned by one of the biggest tranny retards on the planet and don't even have the basic skills to realise it.

How the fuck do you get hard on Ducktales?

 

[Oliver Onions]

She has since been let back in, and is now streaming herself screaming "nigger" over and over again.

The world truly isn't prepared for the lolcow arms race.

 

[Cnidarian]

if some black chick had a genetic problem they made her beefy like the hulk and covered in hair, and she was like “damn… I look like a gorilla. “ Then I would rather have the dude who keeps sexually assaulting the gorillas at the zoo enter some kind of relationship that makes that hairy huge bitch happy, instead of, you know, drugging and fucking the zoo ape at midnight.

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

It acts as a shibboleth (a dog whistle if you're retarded)

 

[Pargon]

While I do confess to enjoying prison rape based humor in the right context, this isn’t the right context.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/trannies-posting-their-ls-online.149396/page-1460#post-20762194

 

[Gentlebastard]

In short, I found this and now you all have to know it exists as well.

Is this what it feels like to be a nigger named glocktavious?

Look at this shit, their stage is a handful of milk crates held together with a bungee cord and a 3x3ft piece of plywood.

And to think Jack used to be able to stick his tongue out for miles to deftly cradle a slice of pizza before quickly swallowing it in one bite

"So, uhh... thoughts on TTD?"

I dunno how taking 3 dicks to the ass has to do with economics however.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Unfortunately, I am not gay yet, however when America inevitably injects me with THE GAY, I will reconsider your proposal.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"Yeah, I might be a fat, jobless, autistic, adult virgin furfag who shits his pants, but did you know that Chris-chan fucked his own mom?"

 

[JustSomeDong]

Kill Null. Debank Null. Roundhouse kick Null's web domains into the concrete. Slam dunk a kiwifarmer into the trashcan. Crucify filthy ISPs who service Null. Defecate on Null's DDoS protection. Launch Null's DNS into a black hole. Stir fry Null's IP tables in a wok. Toss Null's family into active volcanoes. Urinate into Null's gas tank. Vexatiously litigate Null. Curb stomp Null's social media accounts. Trap Null in Ukraine. Crush Null's dreams in a trash compactor. Liquefy Null's revenue streams in a vat of acid. Eat pizza. Dissect Null's private life. Exterminate Null in the gas chamber. Stomp Null's bank accounts with steel toed boots. Cremate Null in the oven. Lobotomize Null. Mandatory abortions for Null's legal appeals. Grind Null's civil rights in the garbage disposal. Drown Null in hollandaise. Vaporize Null's assets with a ray gun. Kick Null down the stairs. Feed Null to alligators. Slice Null with a katana.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Nobody's going to waste cum feeding the yeast growing in your rolls

 

[Gog & Magog]

Martin Luther did not nail his thesis to the door so papists could turn my KF forums purple.

@Dragged Into Sunlight

 

[Meat Target]

Not just fag levels of queer, but gigantic homo queer levels of fucking fag.

 

[Tablet County]

I've helped a Lithuanian guy skin a trucker.

More and more people are saying every day that Kayla Rekeita’s crotch smells very bad, VERY BAAAAD folks - and unlike SLEEPY JOE BIDEN I have appointed one of our BEST men to get to the bottom of this stinky situation. We love Mr. @Fapcop don’t we folks?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Even the Deus Vult branch of the Catholic Church acknowledges that being a schizofag and retardation need to be seriously considered first before they break out the cleansing fire.

I logged into my ped’s patient portal to check my kids’ immunization records for this because someone rating you dumb for providing accurate information offends me.

He can detransition with a wet wipe.

 

[Hitman One]

I want a BOOTY PATROL truck now.
Not as my primary vehicle though, just for weekends.

 

[Dr. Butt]

None of the private schools in my area are fat and atheist enough either.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

I know not every person posting about lolis is a pedo because I know some of them IRL and I am very confident they are not into lolicon hentai or CP.

 

[Aunt Carol]

My dick is longer than the height of every tree in Narnia, because Narnia doesn't exist.

Why does liking cock mean you can't work at the steel mill or dislike watching The Daily Show?

Hello, I lack object permanence and I declare myself a dude.

Every time I come here I appreciate having normal looking functional genitals.