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[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Having people hundreds or thousands of years from now line up and pay money to view my remains would be the coolest thing ever.

I'm a gigantic fucking loser and even I was cringing.

I just watched that video, what the fuck is any of this?

I'm dumber now than before I clicked play, and I wasn't a goddamn genius to start with

Going to Onlyfans to see 582 dicks sounds.... kinda gay

Why is your alleged daughter selling pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger

Do you support your alleged daughter spelling pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger

Has your alleged daughter actually sold pictures of her asshole for the price of a cheeseburger or am I improperly assuming that she did so based on nothing more than her being an internet prostitute

 

[Pedophobe]

The internet, and more broadly media in general, was a horrific mistake.

Its a mistake to only see human behavior from a rational point of view.

Coomers are gonna coom, trannies are going to troon, munchies are going to munch.

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

patryk? on MY 'farms?

(Source)

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

The more you talk, the less simpathy I will have when you are raped

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Greetings, Homosexual. Have you considered suicide within the past 24 hrs and did your reasons for refusing it include the anticipation of niggers tonguing your anus next weekend?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

No, porn is illegal. That is why there is so little of it on the internet.

Why are you asking KF? Do you want to create lolcow related porn? Tons of people would probably watch Chris Chan and Boogie fork.

if this is really you, can you confirm that is the case by posting confirmation on your X account?

 

[MrJokerRager]

Illegal immigrant children under the age of like 4 should be loaded into cannons and shot out. They get to have fun and so do we.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Out of this whole fucking mess, the thing that broke me the most was the lunamoth armpit tat

Every EMT in the area better get ready. Richard’s “Brooks Was Here” moment is imminent.

I can't believe they let the kid go around with an eyepatch, it looks silly, doubly-so for a kids movie.

Since when did my brain's ability to express itself have a fucking coin slot I need to put coins in to make it work like a kids novelty ride outside a supermarket?

I want fucking jimmy beast to go whats up guys today we're giving 100 iraqis ptsd smash that like button

 

[JustSomeDong]

I've played Sim City for two and a half hours so now I'm a fully qualified civil engineer. How hard can building a city be?
What do you mean power plants can't be built instantly?

 

[I'm a Silly]

I doubt Greenwald cares about making political statements when he is busy licking feet.

 

[CaddestSlown]

She is just looking for a reason to be the slam pig at a toga party.

 

[Tablet County]

I like to be alliterative when discussing racial politics man.

 

[Pokemanifsmokeweed]

I officially categorize you as THE RAPED. You were RAPED

 

[Patryk Kornatowski]

@Ytsuken fucking kill yourself.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Null has both wins and losses under his belt, and in a perpetual war on retards. Ice cream state undetermined.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

Less they want to have sex with women and more they don't know them as well as other women

 

[Hitman One]

"You're clean, right?"

"Of course. You?"

"Me too."

"Great, now pozzload my neghole, daddy."

I'm going to prison.

 

[Tablet County]

Whites driving 4mph over the limit: severe punishment
Paki rape gangs: please stop asking us about these.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

as our forum's honorary Rapist-In-Chief, let me go through how I would make this so called rape happen.

 

[Gentlebastard]

George R. R. Martin and his consequences have been a disaster for the public perception of fantasy novels.

"Here I am, dropping on you all my many misfortunes in the span of a few minutes, but I am not going to ask you for anything because I am not that kind of person. I just told you all of this for literally no reason. No reason at all."

"I just opened a GoFundMe, please donate."

Don't disrespect my property rights, I won't disrespect your functioning, non-perforated heart and lungs rights.

Thank you for impying mimes are more deplorable than serial killers.

Gentrification of gangbangs lol
What a time to be alive.

I just always remember there's a wikipedia page and a whole news shitstorm literally called "The French Bukkake Affair".
That's all the details I need to know.

Paying high-speed lead unto thieves avoids all this.

Women are astonishingly gullible and stupid when you dangle even a modest amount of money in front of them.

Of course, men are equally stupid when you dangle a decent pair of tits on front of them, so whaddya gonna do?