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[Super Mario Brothers]

He is also in Talbott's thread defending a zoophile.

He is also currently in Ukraine right now.

Imagine you're a ukrainian soldier and you got bombed because someone sperged on kiwifarms too hard lmao.

i was in fucking afghanistan you cunt

why do you want my attention so bad also free palestine fucker

dear god...

hes not british... he fucks sheep...

he's welsh!

 

[Meat Target]

I'm enjoying the fresh, mild, All-American taste of Chesterfields. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot, you niggers.

Sexual potency: "honey you're pushing string"

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I WANT RADIOACTIVE WASPS AND I WANT THEM NOW NOW NOW!!!

 

[Toothp!ck]

what the fuck is a conservative fur

meanwhile Holden age 12 is freely accessing Hungarian fart fetish videos his friends shared with him.

You can't fix her, she has a terminal case of latinx.

He even appeared in one professional studio scene as the husband of a black wife who is cuckolded by a latinx tranny.

Maybe her eyes are so far apart because she needs that peripheral vision to seek out her fleeing baby-daddy for a good beating.

>Video starts with a ytboi saying he's going to die to defend dat BBC

Null has not posted a picture of his ass with a cheese wheel wedged between the cheeks

He's going to start carrying a server mainframe on his back and caterwauling "THIS is where it happened! THIS is where I was RAPED!"

Will needs to accept that he looks very rapeable.

This is exactly why Insane Clown Posse encourages their aficionados to ponder the mechanisms by which magnetism functions. I don’t see Juggalos being dragged into MRI machines.

The government should deploy tactical niggers to rob and assault people wearing AI glasses in public.

 

[The Noise]

@Rat Speaker made a huge mistake in admitting to be Harvey Weinstein and contacting my gynecologist 3 months ago to find out how healthy my pussy is.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

Does anyone have a picture of this chicks tits or was that just made up?

 

[Gog & Magog]

I'm of the opinion that both sexes should use our genitals for sex and reserve our assholes exclusively for pooping.

 

[JoseRaulChupacabra]

I don't think it's fair that a man is willing to penetrate a woman but not willing to have the same done to him.

 

[Marc]

Those straws are legit, but they're not meant to suck back a brown pool of Hope's shit and piss.

a friend of a friend supposedly filtered some water that was coming out of a pile of cow shit in the alps and it was fine. Any particulates should obviously be filtered out beforehand (with a t-shirt for example) to prevent the clogging.

 

[Arrival]

Fallenchungus, liquidchungus, slungus, I'm deeply confused

 

[Sean Andalou]

(PS There’s a difference between “I would theoretically date a trans woman” and “I will specifically date the skinnyfat greasy autist with men’s glasses next to me.”)