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[Lords Greatsword]

Bro has more chromosomes than common sense

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

My penis has become infected from gooning to cartoon rape fantasies. This makes me, in a way, an artist.

 

[Miss Violet Beauregarde]

Fellas, if you sleep with a chick, but didn't tell her you favor collectivism, is that rape?

Even if your ass is buff and manly as hell the french genes do that.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Another horrifying thought is that he was probably jerking off everytime he came here to sperg.

I hate the gay, retarded future.

 

[Silver Higgs]

He is stacking worst traits like he is stacking his fake degrees

 

[Gog & Magog]

Just spent over three hours queuing up over a terabyte of gay porn scraped from onlyfans using Free Download Manager running in a Windows VM running on my server and i'm seriously questioning my choices in life.

A couple of my nephews are part of a Therian group at their high school. They've told me that none of them are into the porn, "not really our thing, but it exists and that's fine" and indicated that most local Therian groups are more or less just an excuse to not be in front of a screen 24/7.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

"The smartest person on KiwiFarms finger paints in their own feces on the cell wall, stalker."

 

[Markass the Worst]

It is true I am Indian. It is also true that I am better than you, I contribute more to the world, and so on.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-india-menace.174997/post-22179475

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

When the Spergssiah turns, we will be ready to mock him.

He is the Sperg King in the Mountain. We await his return when he will lead us to the land of Super Mario Bros Super Show canon and pirate lesbians.

 

[JackingOffGeorgeLucas]

and i am telling you that setting foot on that website is enough to make me want to throw you out a window.

 

[Cnidarian]

> be me, unsophistocated
> decide to try to get into poetry
> poetry always seemed kind of gay, but figure that's a mindset I just need to grow out of
> look up good entry-points for poetry
> get recommended Walt Whitman, "America's poet"
> buy Leaves of Grass, deathbed edition for $6
> open the book
> it's gay porn

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[Aunt Carol]

They even have a thread specifically for photoshopping out zipper tit scars and changing vaginas to penises.

#believeallbpdwomenwhohaveaproventrackrecordoflyingtoruinpeopleslivesalsoLFJ

If Daniel was a decent father, Hannah's skull would be skull-shaped.

There is something deeply sad about a gay male couple without a single sperm between the both of them, while real gay couples have literal millions. The Pooner is truly God's saddest creature.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The venerated Women’s National Basketball Association has been bombarded by the most peculiar of menaces.