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[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

Imagine being married with a wife with a son... and then the wife discovering that her husband was maintaining a secret transbian relationship on Second Life with the voice of Meowth from the Pokemon cartoon... you just can't make this fucking shit up.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

kiwi farms thread on newgrounds' bbs featuring a poop fetishists screeching

Kiwi Farms

Do people on there qualify as sad fuckers or what? They basically shit behind people's backs in their little community. I know they can see this.

www.newgrounds.com

Kiwi Farms

Do people on there qualify as sad fuckers or what? They basically shit behind people's backs in their little community. I know they can see this.

web.archive.org

@kadoink wrote a good post about him in the newgrounds thread, definitely worth a read

"I already have a loyal girlfriend and we love each other. I never hid my love of shit because to me it's not something to run away from. Should I say it again? I love shit from women."

"Obviously due to my relationship status, only one person actually will be shitting on me and that's fine."

"Also, consider this: when "lolcow," "lulz," "sperg," and the like form a regular part of your vocabulary, as is the case with many people there, you are a worthless human being that should strongly consider suicide."

"Obviously @Phototech I can't force you to like or love shit. I can only suggest re-evaluating everything you think you know about it and then decide for yourself if it's something you want as a part of your sex life, not just human waste."

"Aaah! Aah! Why did I click on this thread?! Why did I click on that link?! And why the fuck did I read anything on that site?! Oh my god! What the fuck?!"

 

[Christ Cried]

I made a typo in chat and I think it's funny.
"If you can nut in your ass you can nut anywhere, and that conveys power"

 

[Brain Power]

I spent decades destroying the notions of sex, gender, and impropriety in society and all I got was a bunch of dicks in my face.

 

[MediocreMilt]

“When he said he needed £14,000 for a helicopter to get his men off the [oil] rig I sent every penny in my account, via several bank transfers,” said Susan.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/woman-...-toyboy-her-husband-is-standing-by-her.61472/

 

[Cryonic Haunted Bullets]

I know that since thinking of myself as a woman I’ve felt much happier and at peace. My brain usually tells me to kill myself on a daily basis but lately has stopped saying this.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I hid the torso inside of a cardboard box inside of my room, underneath some blankets. One day I came home from work and my mother told me, "I cleaned your room today. I moved that cardboard box. I didn't look inside of it or anything. I put it in your closet. I didn't open it. I didn't see what was inside."

It was really suspicious

from the yandere dev thread

 

[Floop]

"... tell Brave Software and Brendan Eich to stop enabling neo-Nazi white supremacist pedophile Joshua Connor Moon and his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying website Kiwi Farms via his neo-Nazi white supremacist cyberbullying podcast Mad at The Internet"

“I am tired of these neo-Nazi white supremacist snakes, on this neo-Nazi white supremacist plane!”

 

[Freddy Freaker]

He meets up with Chris Chan in a dark alley. "Well well well" says Mr Magenta "look who has anus."

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Mpreg in children is also caused by machine accidents, lab accidents, magic, a random phenomenon, which are not sexual.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

I dunno man, she's not that fat. The doll equivalent of me would hit it.

 

[Prof. Loco]

"You people can't fucking tear me down. I have the brain of a motherfucking genius you will realize to stop this shit GTFO and how you suck for doing it. Anyone supporting this lying bullshit troll cancel culture shit is a fucking moron."

-Inferior Little Shit, September 22nd, 2019

 

[DarkWestern]

Hahaha you actually did it! I still stand by those words.

 

[オウム 2]

As a male I'm a solid 8 and as a female I'm a 7 or slightly better.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reddits-trans-community.33028/page-483#post-5369549

 

[Picklechu]

Rape is never okay. Even the person being raped is an autist.

 

[Ma Wang]

Molecular fingerprints revealed fats from animal products, including fresh tard cum.

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

God sent Jesus to suffer for our sins and then sent Null to document them

 

[ES 195]

I hit gold again. Here's /u/Bardfinn openly admitting on Reddit that he's a dad, (and not a "mom" like he now is LARPing at being on Twitter):

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How motherly and feminine of him that after 5 months he still can't put on the diaper right. (And this isn't even the worst story I know. I remember these twins I knew who once told me a story about how they had runny noses when they were little but since they couldn't blow their noses by themselves yet, the dad got fed up and slurped the snot right out of their noses with his mouth. A hero.)

Goth Dad is terrified of a crowd of Reddit users and mods he has smeared and cyberstalked reaching out to Reddit Admins to report him, so he tried to pre-empt any incoming reports to the admins with a bullshit "security advisory" on /r/modhelp... that was immediately deleted, presumably because it was one of his usual rants about Natsees and fascists under every rock on Reddit:



Come on Penny, post the original "security advisory" to /r/fairmod I wanna see what feverish conspiracy theory you came up with this time.

Also, cut the crap with your self-victimization narrative. "The unequal power dynamic" here is powermods like you using your seniority on the site and the fact that you know the ins-and-outs of Reddit reporting and rules to throw the book at all these young newbies and low karma users who couldn't possibly stand up to you because for the most part they are simply too inexperienced with Reddit and don't know how. Most people don't even know what an API is, let alone how you are using it to cyberstalk them. You rely on this ignorance to target them, knowing that they will most likely respond with shock and awe at you cornering them with their history: "OMG, how does he know all this about me?! He must be some dangerous superhacker to be able violate my presumption of privacy like this!". "The unequal power dynamic" is that everyone on Reddit hates you and what you are trying to do to the site and desperately wants you gone, but you assume yourself "too big to fail" on Reddit just because of your self-appointed vigilante status and the fact that you claim to know and have conversations with Steve Huffman personally. How dare you paint yourself as the victim here, when everything plainly shows how loopsided the reporting system is in your favour.

OMFG you guys, imagine what would happen if Penny had to turn off his mean API jerking off machine from jerking off the fuck out of users for seven whole days? That's enough time for Natsees to take over every sub on Reddit during his absence. The whole of Reddit will be a copy of Stormfront by the time Penny comes back on. And what would Hikikomori agoraphobic PTSD OCD autistic Penny do for seven days without API access to cyberstalk all those Natsees? Would he get his ass whooped on Quake Champions? (Very feminine choice in gaming, I know.) Would he have to actually go outside?

I remember these twins I knew who once told me a story about how they had runny noses when they were little but since they couldn't blow their noses by themselves yet, the dad got fed up and slurped the snot right out of their noses with his mouth. A hero.

 

[MediocreMilt]

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So big L for me.

 

[CIA Nigger]

feminize yourself and face to the 41%