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[CatParty]

BOYHOOD! IT TOOK 12 YEARS TO MAKE!!

 

[Cuck Norris]

Anyway, I am not coming back. It's ironic the fools here claim that this is the only forum I haven't been banned on when a. there are quite a few I haven't been banned on b. I have been, for all intents and purposes, banned on this one. Thank you Null, you pathetic mangina and a exceptional individual.

From this post by Marijan.

 

[Sanic]

"Kiwis: Life's Loveshy Slayers"

 

[Ruin]

Another gem from @Holden

I don't hate women. If I hated women I'd be a liberal.

 

[ProRosen]

Attenion all loyal Sonichu fans on the internet.
[LIST=1]
[*]Will Crystal get out of the mirror?
[*]Will the seven Sonichu balls be collected?
[*]Will CWC [I]ever[/I] find his true sweetheart?
[*]Is Chris and Megan Schroeder still an item, which btw......
[/LIST]

 

[Randall Fragg]

PUA LIES AND DECEPTION

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sluthate-com.6192/page-639#post-637108

 

[Hmmpf!]

#notallmen

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1189.jpg?1426312379 A moment agoCute Anime Girl:
   in bnit fyuckhb g fyrtyr

Oh I finally figured out what I was trying to say: "I'm not fucking furry."

 

[CatParty]

"Though, I would like some $$$ for a bike and a vagina"

 

[Mourning Dove]

You would think an officer of the law would know how to piss properly.

 

[Sonic Hoo]

"The child became autism because of its propaganda."

 

[Konstantinos]

Not stupid and not an asshole.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Here's something different and good.

 

[Sigyn]

sure let me send you a tax bill with my telephone and direction, even my social security number,
good try, you sleeper agents get more silly by the second.

let put it clear, you work for the illuminati, you dont know it, you are NOT illuminati, you wish you are, all of you are just sleeper agents doing his bidding.

This thread is a fucking goldmine, you guys.

 

[Konstantinos]

"Protip: If you have to pat yourself on the back for lame comebacks, they're probably not as good as you think."

 

[Randall Fragg]

↑
"i never played any fallout games and i like my anger just fine"
-Guess who.

 

[Ruin]

"They are not in any language I know. Rough sex is one but sluts can really be raped in an act of rape, resist, cry, etc and then realize they like it. Just like they can think that asking them out is rape."

~Also guess who.

 

[Watcher]

GIVE ME THE ASSPATS I DESIRE OR ELSE YOU'LL FACE MY FUNGAL IRE

From this thread

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

"I won't respond to questions about KiwiFarms. KF is a terrorist website."

From the Holden thread.

 

[Watcher]

"I grew a dick last night and I'm unsure what to do with it now"

From this thread