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[AMHOLIO]

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHO I NEED TO START MAKING FUN OF. HELP ME PLEASE

Did you just called your grandma a "boomer doomer"?

 

[verygayFrogs]

I am 100% convinced that reading Homestuck leads to severe brain diseases.

@verygayFrogs I posted this already you quintuple thot.

Florida Man shamed for making bad online post, kills himself

 

[verygayFrogs]

MM YES FRITZ, BLITZ MY KRIEG

Well, Nazis are pretty faggy. Bunch of matching Hugo Boss uniforms? GAY.

 

[Antipathy]

"Chris Chan has some huge nipples"

 

[verygayFrogs]

Let's all have a victory toke of meth.

 

[SIGSEGV]

big fat juicy vagina

 

[NoFeline]

big fat juicy vagina

I’m so sorry I have a fat sloppy pussy. A big juicy moose knuckle cooter just absolutely fucking sopping wet. I really would like to apologize for my fat obese wet gorilla grip pussy. It pains me so deeply to have hurt you all by having an absolute fucking pinhole anaconda grip pussy. I can’t apologize enough for having a juicy sweet super soaker pussy.

 

[Big Nasty]

His vacuum-pumped, semi-erect meth dick turned a few Farmers gay.

 

[SIGSEGV]

All roads lewd to bear computer

We know all he did was write the word 'BIDEN' on a napkin and sent it to America's P.O box.

 

[verygayFrogs]

this post has been sponsored by nordvpn, get 10% off a purchase for 3 years with the coupon code "niggerniggernigger"

just go vlad the impaler on his ass. Literally put him on a lubed up spike and watch him squirm as gravity slowly does its job.

I'm not mad in the Internet, I'm fucking pissed in the Internet and I want blood.

Fuck the afterlife, shove a rusted pipe up his ass. cut off his balls and dick and let him bleed to death

You made me wonder... how is the sex life of the queen like?

Fingering your grandma after 90 is degenerate.

continue not having sex incel

great so its an unoriginal kiddy diddler.

Bro it's so big I can't even use the fucking search bar

11 minutes? Nobody can jack off 22 times a day, I don't care who you are.

Time to move to Oregon and do my government approved amount of cocaine

Oregon will eventually be the first state to lower the age of consent to 12. I give it less than a decade.

"Oregon's Legacy of Slavery - Why are so many Young Black Men Dying of Overdose?"

Why are you advertising cashews.

 

[verygayFrogs]

I'm going to sell my semen on the black market.

 

[Zero Day Defense]

Sometimes democracies have a difficult time maintaining an election when they get older. It's totally normal, nothing to be ashamed of, and doesn't make them less of a country. And there are treatment options.

"If your election lasts longer than 4 days, contact your supreme court"

 

[round robin]

On an even smaller note: I think his tastes in the furry fandom are pretty based.​

 

[419]

See, you guys are nude, like the losers you are.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

the clitoris is just a myth, like bigfoot or ufos....

When the FUCK is the Holocaust happening?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

It has been two months since that FUCKING BITCH unfriended our friend Shiversblood. She deeply regrets her decision. Speaking with her therapist about it, asking if it was the right thing to do. The therapist tells her "No." She goes home and gets her dad's gun out of storage. Puts it in her mouth and pulls the trigger.

*click*

It is unloaded. She does not know how to load bullets into the clip, and is too afraid to ask anyone. She must live with her shame. She cries herself to sleep, dreaming of Shiversblood, and what could have been. In the morning she paints a portrait of Shiversblood with her period blood

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

YOU'RE NOT THE POLICE, ARMY OR EVEN BATMAN.

 

[Just Here for A and H]

They've kink-shamed hundreds of people too, some even... to death.

We need to embrace who we're.

The ice cream is melting and we're gonna lick it all. Not just one scoop, two, three, four...but all of it.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

@horrorfan89 YOU RATED ME AUTISTIC IN FRONT OF EVERYONE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AFTER EVERYTHING WE HAVE BEEN THROUGH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[MediocreMilt]

lol go fuck dogs retard