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[Slav Power]

 

[Antipathy]

I sent some chris-related meme to a discord server, then went on like an hour long conversation explaining it to someone who asked what sonichu was

You motherfucker, I know where that's from. You're on the Tails Gets Trolled discord, aren't you?

 

[Ask Jeeves]

Maybe it wasn't a great idea to meme a retard into the White House.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I've been finding some good quotes from the Election 2020 Super Thread to be random txts

The rest of my friends and family are just outright calling me a piece of shit except for my best friend and my Mom.

 

[Salubrious]

I've been finding some good quotes from the Election 2020 Super Thread to be random txts

Hey. That's not even Top 20 dumbest shit I've said on this forum.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Hey. That's not even Top 20 dumbest shit I've said on this forum.

I didn't quote it because it's dumb, i quoted it because I feel everyone that posts on this forum could relate to it.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Publicly call every judge a nigger faggot and then ur immune 4 life.

 

[verygayFrogs]

whatchya gunna do when dey cum for u

What is, oh shit I'm not prepared for this for $500.

When in doubt use copious amounts of sexual tension but always cock block your protagonist even if your story has nothing to do with it.

always in erotica write penis as cock and vagina as pussy and make sure no lube in anal. nothing says sexy like 4th grade language and bloody assholes.

Make sure your characters be an person of color and isn’t a White guy! Only use white people for villain roles!

"What an immeasurable travesty!" The boisterous scandalmonger ejaculated provocatively.

Every few pages should contain a lovingly detailed description of a horse's penis, regardless of what's been going on in the story at that point

White girls ARE dogs?

So, MemeFlu is actually lethal for pedos and kiddy touchers? No wonder why the elites shut everything down.

Knew watching Celebrity Jeopardy skits from SNL for 90's night in honor of Connery with movie night people was playing with fire.

You're thinking of a Whorphanage

What if it's planning to rape you, lad?

 

[Basil II]

 

[SIGSEGV]

I'm trying to talk about pasta like a civilized Olive Garden employee here, and you're coming at me with this politics stuff. Feels bad.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Shooting at a fast food joint
Assumes it must be niggers
Opens thread
Niggers.

Yeah, like others have said, this is actually not that unheard of. Just for the love of god, don't google it. It's fucking horrific.

this is getting less and less funny and more sad with each alt banned

How do you think with your dick this hard? I can't imagine it.

You're right. Please, do continue to shove dicks in your mouth, I won't stop you.

I told you what to do.... Traffic... Play in it!

Boobs are always newsworthy.

Oh sure, but I do the same thing with my penis pump, and suddenly I'm banned from the Win Luck Banquet Hall in Richmond, BC for life

WTF HOW IS THE ORANGE MAN WINNING

Once our glorious and fair robot overlords revoke the pussy passes from all women, they'll be begging to be back in the kitchen.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

onaholes—that is, an artificial vaginas designed for masturbation

 

[verygayFrogs]

Blocked for having shit taste.

My sympathies lie with the cat, which looks like it's contemplating suicide.

Cecily is a fat, white trash, attention whore, animal abuser and I would not sex with her.

Isn't there something the CPS could make themselves useful for?

This dude jerks off to children and I would not have sex with him.

Gacha was a mistake.

"In order to prove a point about child porn I am going to send you REAL child porn

Absolutely INSANE. Jesus Tittyfucking Christ!

When you stan pedos so hard you become one "ironically".

Pedophiles deserve to be run over with a van.

Thank you KF for doing what Twitter apparently won't and banning pedophiles.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fuck that bullshit, this isn't a moral crusade website, it's a laughing at weirdoes website and this guy is definitely a fucking weirdo, and in a funny way. Literally kill yourself.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

You're descended from some loser who died of heat exhaustion in his metal armor and had his boots stolen by mud-people whelps.

 

[Local Fed]

The vaush vid was boring until surfer came in and argued for slavery for 3rd worlders.

 

[Lame Entropy]

This is still my favorite Trump tweet of all time.

"I would like to extend my best wishes to all, even the haters and losers, on this special date, September 11th."

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

The cope posters are now seething. Lmao

 

[Doctor Placebo]

i dont give a shit about your phony elections. im white and i could be female tomorrow, if i so choose

 

[PhoBingas]

All I read was that someone makes a fuckton of poor life choices and then bitches about it.